Ipswich Town vs Newcastle United

[Gemmill 46012]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Too busy sleeping on James Cordon's futon after a mega night out.

 

 

I've no idea what this references but I like it. 

[wykikitoon 20711]

Dirty cunt.

[OTF 7485]

Their captain deciding he'd rather not play against Arsenal at home next week.

[wykikitoon 20711]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

 

I've no idea what this references but I like it. 

Apparently Jamie Foxx gave Sheeran his sofa to sleep on when he first went to the US.  The multi millionaire Jamie Foxx who only had a fucking sofa to sleep on.  Didn't have enough money for another fucking bedroom like.

[OTF 7485]

Schär pulling out a move he learnt during his time in the Swiss Army.

[Gemmill 46012]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Apparently Jamie Foxx gave Sheeran his sofa to sleep on when he first went to the US.  The multi millionaire Jamie Foxx who only had a fucking sofa to sleep on.  Didn't have enough money for another fucking bedroom like.

You said James Corden, you fucking dickhead.

 

[wykikitoon 20711]

Bruno's best game of the season by far

 

Badge kissing cunt

[Gemmill 46012]

Just now, OTF said:

Schär pulling out a move he learnt during his time in the Swiss Army.

 

Calls it the toothpick. 

[wykikitoon 20711]

Just now, Gemmill said:

You said James Corden, you fucking dickhead.

 

Well he lives in the UK doesn't he?  Just a twist on the situation   

[wykikitoon 20711]

Love the slo-mo's of the crowd catching the ball like 

[Monkeys Fist 43060]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Too busy sleeping on James Cordon's fupa after a mega night out.

Fyp

[Gemmill 46012]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Well he lives in the UK doesn't he?  Just a twist on the situation   

 

Fucking hell. When no one but you knows the initial reference, further twists are not required.

 

[ewerk 31195]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Apparently Jamie Foxx gave Sheeran his sofa to sleep on when he first went to the US.  The multi millionaire Jamie Foxx who only had a fucking sofa to sleep on.  Didn't have enough money for another fucking bedroom like.

That same sofa is now in CT’s back garden.

[Gemmill 46012]

They're both called James. I don't know how I missed the link. 

[Howmanheyman 33820]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

I've no idea what this references but I like it. 

 

Ditto.

[MrBass 2715]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

Well he lives in the UK doesn't he?  Just a twist on the situation   

Did you use Cordon because 'futon' sounds a bit like 'fat tum'... or simply because he's an utter cunt?

[wykikitoon 20711]

Ipswich chairman looks like he's aged about 50 years today  

[OTF 7485]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Apparently Jamie Foxx gave Sheeran his sofa to sleep on when he first went to the US.  The multi millionaire Jamie Foxx who only had a fucking sofa to sleep on.  Didn't have enough money for another fucking bedroom like.

[wykikitoon 20711]

Just now, MrBass said:

Did you use Cordon because 'futon' sounds a bit like 'fat tum'... or simply because he's an utter cunt?

The latter

He was on Norton last night.  Saw him walk on, turned it off.  Fucking hate the cunt.

[wykikitoon 20711]

The commentator on Premier is a Simpson fan Fo Sho.

Apparently we have Burns playing for us 

[Howmanheyman 33820]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

The latter

He was on Norton last night.  Saw him walk on, turned it off.  Fucking hate the cunt.

 

[Gemmill 46012]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

The latter

He was on Norton last night.  Saw him walk on, turned it off.  Fucking hate the cunt.

 

Wykiki's lass: Ah wuh watchin that! 

 

Wykiki: Tha can tek tha face fer a shite. Am not watchin that chuffin cunt! 

[ewerk 31195]

Miggy on ahead of Osula?

Edited 18 hours ago by ewerk

[wykikitoon 20711]

If Salah had assisted that fuck me.  It would be breaking news globally. 

[Zathras 266]

Why no Osula???