Ipswich Town vs Newcastle United

[PaddockLad 17624]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That was the Nolan hattrick where we did them 4-0 so that adds up. Before that, I couldn’t tell you when we won  

Fuckin hell how did I forget that?  

Edited 19 hours ago by PaddockLad

[PaddockLad 17624]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

Didnt that fucker ban Christmas?  

[Zoidberg 18]

If we lose this and give them safety points, I am taking cyanide. Need to come out firing on all cylinders.

 

Glad to be on the forum, American fan, Trump can fuck off, and yes I am overweight thanks.

 

Favorite player of all time is Løvenkrands and yes I am serious.

 

Thanks.

[Toonpack 9874]

It's like a right of passage, but you will receive several less than friendly comments, weather those and you will be made welcome, otherwise fuck off (see).

 

What's your NFL team ? Some potential answers may make me your sworn enemy.

[Gemmill 45905]

Welcome on board. Lovenkrands isn't even his own mam's favourite player, but it's nice that he's that for you.

 

[Toonpack 9874]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Welcome on board. Lovenkrands isn't even his own mam's favourite player, but it's nice that he's that for you.

 

He used to go to the dentists Mrs TP worked at, of all the footballers she always said he was a "lovely" bloke (may, or may not, have had something to do with the rumoured size of his cock).

[Monkeys Fist 43012]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

may, or may not, have had something to do with the rumoured size of his cock

Mrs. an oral hygienist, then? 

[Zoidberg 18]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Welcome on board. Lovenkrands isn't even his own mam's favourite player, but it's nice that he's that for you.

 

Haha probably true. To be honest, he scored the first ever goal I saw for the Toon when I first started watching and that is a big part of it I suppose haha.

[Toonpack 9874]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mrs. an oral hygienist, then? 

 

Rarely since the wedding

[Zoidberg 18]

8 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

It's like a right of passage, but you will receive several less than friendly comments, weather those and you will be made welcome, otherwise fuck off (see).

 

What's your NFL team ? Some potential answers may make me your sworn enemy.

I don't much care what people on basically an anonymous message board think about me so no issues there. And I have a friend who has Tourette's and always asks me to make him a fucking hamburger fucktard when I have a cookout, so cussing is not an issue either haha.

 

Am a lifetime Redskins/Commies fan.

[Toonpack 9874]

1 minute ago, Zoidberg said:

I don't much care what people on basically an anonymous message board think about me so no issues there. And I have a friend who has Tourette's and always asks me to make him a fucking hamburger fucktard when I have a cookout, so cussing is not an issue either haha.

 

Am a lifetime Redskins/Commies fan.

 

You'll fit in well.

 

Redkins as was, hated them in the Riggins years but now not so much 😉

[Howmanheyman 33771]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

I’ve been 3 times I think…can’t remember fuck all about any of them tbh. 2.5 hours to London on the train, beers in London, beers on train to Ipswich, pre game beers in Ipswich… I think I’ve been utterly fuckin wankered every time I’ve been  🤪

 

Did we draw the game when we were in the championship in 2017? Live on bbc? 

 

I've only been twice, we got beat 2-1 the first time, McGhee or Quinn scored I think? Second time Coley scored but it was just a draw. I can only remember us winning that 4-0 game on the BBC. 

 

 

26 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

It's like a right of passage, but you will receive several less than friendly comments, weather those and you will be made welcome, otherwise fuck off (see).

 

What's your NFL team ? Some potential answers may make me your sworn enemy.

 

Welcome to the board, I was going to say I think toonpack likes American football so if he he encourages you to chat about it just be strong and either ignore his post or take it to PMs as life's too short for that shite. The word 'Guys' is frowned upon here but swearing is actually quite fine, actually.

 

Edited 18 hours ago by Howmanheyman

[Monkeys Fist 43012]

Alreet @Zoidberg, welcome onboard. 
 

As a natural cynic , I find the fact that you just said 

33 minutes ago, Zoidberg said:

American fan

highly suspicious. 
 

Please correct this and tell us precisely what percentage you are Italian/Irish/aNative/Dutch/Korean etc. 

 

Cheers 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43012]

6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

The word 'G**s' is frowned

FYFP

[Zoidberg 18]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Alreet @Zoidberg, welcome onboard. 
 

As a natural cynic , I find the fact that you just said 

highly suspicious. 
 

Please correct this and tell us precisely what percentage you are Italian/Irish/aNative/Dutch/Korean etc. 

 

Cheers 

 

 

Haha. I have a lot of German in me as well(My Great-Grandparents were from Darmstadt). Not sure about the rest.😄

[Monkeys Fist 43012]

6 minutes ago, Zoidberg said:

have a lot of German in me

 

[Meenzer 15716]

20 minutes ago, Zoidberg said:

Haha. I have a lot of German in me as well(My Great-Grandparents were from Darmstadt). Not sure about the rest.😄

 

Excellent - as someone who lived in Mainz for a while, I think we can build a local rivalry on those tenuous foundations. Welcome.  

[Monkeys Fist 43012]

1 minute ago, Meenzer said:

as someone who lived in Mainz

On a scale of 1 - Schnitezelgrüben, how much German did you have in you? 
 

 

 

[Dazzler 10339]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Didnt that fucker ban Christmas?  

Don’t you fucking start as well!

 

but yes. 

[Monkeys Fist 43012]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Didnt that fucker ban Christmas?  

 

8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Don’t you fucking start as well!

 

but yes. 

That first non-Christmas must’ve been such a depressing day. 
 

You’ve just gathered what’s left of your 20 kids from the hovel, and walked in to the village to watch the Kings Speech on the village Oil Painting. 

Peasant- “ Oroight moi lovers… what time is the King on?”

 

Landlord - “ Err, you haven’t heard… the King is dead!”

 

Peasant - “ Oh well, we’ll just have a lumpy zoider then, and head home for Chrizmuz gruel…”

 

Landlord- “ Christmas? Haven’t you hea…

 

.… never mind, this one’s on the house”. 

[PaddockLad 17624]

57 minutes ago, Zoidberg said:

Haha. I have a lot of German in me as well(My Great-Grandparents were from Darmstadt). Not sure about the rest.😄

 

 

[PaddockLad 17624]

13 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 

That first non-Christmas must’ve been such a depressing day. 
 

You’ve just gathered what’s left of your 20 kids from the hovel, and walked in to the village to watch the Kings Speech on the village Oil Painting. 

Peasant- “ Oroight moi lovers… what time is the King on?”

 

Landlord - “ Err, you haven’t heard… the King is dead!”

 

Peasant - “ Oh well, we’ll just have a lumpy zoider then, and head home for Chrizmuz gruel…”

 

Landlord- “ Christmas? Haven’t you hea…

 

.… never mind, this one’s on the house”. 

Traditional Urdu Christmas back then  

[Meenzer 15716]

50 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

On a scale of 1 - Schnitezelgrüben, how much German did you have in you?

 

That usually depended on whether we got out of the office early enough for jumbo caipiroska happy hour at Sausalitos. All bets off after that.

[Dazzler 10339]

1 hour ago, Zoidberg said:

I don't much care what people on basically an anonymous message board think about me so no issues there. And I have a friend who has Tourette's and always asks me to make him a fucking hamburger fucktard when I have a cookout, so cussing is not an issue either haha.

 

Am a lifetime Redskins/Commies fan.

I don't think you're supposed to call them that anymore.

[Toonpack 9874]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I don't think you're supposed to call them that anymore.

There’s a campaign within the indigenous community evidently to reinstate the name 🤷‍♂️