Ipswich Town vs Newcastle United

[Dazzler 12209]

Back to back wins and now away to a team we should beat. Will my (our) run continue? I wouldn’t fucking bet on it

 

2-0 us.

[Holden McGroin 7772]

It’ll be a high scoring game, could go either way.

 

It’s definitely a one for the Both Teams to Score coupon 

[Toonpack 11824]

Worked in Ipswich for a couple of years, the only words I mastered in the local accent were tractor and turnip, when in a meeting, if they started jabbering at each other in "local" I would randomly exclaim "tractor" or "turnip" or sometimes both, pissed them off no end.

 

Nice place, liked it tbh.

 

0-4

[Gemmill 51287]

  On 19/12/2024 at 07:10, Toonpack said:

Worked in Ipswich for a couple of years, the only words I mastered in the local accent were tractor and turnip, when in a meeting, if they started jabbering at each other in "local" I would randomly exclaim "tractor" or "turnip" or sometimes both, pissed them off no end.

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[Toonpack 11824]

  On 19/12/2024 at 07:25, Gemmill said:

 

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[Ayatollah Hermione 14832]

No Delap for them is a big boost. I could easily see him giving our centre halves a hard afternoon 

[Isegrim 10632]

3-0. Some cunt with a hat-trick.

[RobinRobin 12684]

  On 19/12/2024 at 07:44, Isegrim said:

3-0. Some cunt with a hat-trick.

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You're getting as predictable as MF  

[RobinRobin 12684]

 

We'll hump them - 4-1 to us (or them)

[wykikitoon 23351]

Wor Eddie to have a total brain fart and he starts ciggy instead of Sandro. 5-0 SBR scoring all 9

[Isegrim 10632]

  On 19/12/2024 at 08:07, RobinRobin said:

You're getting as predictable as MF  

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Never change a winning prediction.

[Monkeys Fist 45838]

“Ahh yes, The Tractor Boys, isn’t it? “

 

 

“ Sir Bobby Robson, hmm? “

 

 

“ That UEFA Cup win, jumpers for goalpost, hmm?”

 

“ Mick Mills, Paul Mariner, isn’t it? “

 

 

 

“ The Toons will , as they say up there, fuckin’ howk them. 

5-0, isn’t it? “

[Howmanheyman 37187]

  On 19/12/2024 at 09:55, LongTimeAdmirer said:

relegation fodder, expect a BIG win

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In my life supporting NUFC I can only remember us winning down there once, I'll take any win thanks very much. 

[Gemmill 51287]

This fixture made me think of Alex Mathie. It says on his Wikipedia that he ended up working as a delivery manager for Royal Mail. If he had his exact same career today, he'd likely never have to work a day again once he retired. 

[Dazzler 12209]

  On 19/12/2024 at 09:14, Monkeys Fist said:

“Ahh yes, The Tractor Boys, isn’t it? “

 

 

“ Sir Bobby Robson, hmm? “

 

 

“ That UEFA Cup win, jumpers for goalpost, hmm?”

 

“ Mick Mills, Paul Mariner, isn’t it? “

 

 

 

“ The Toons will , as they say up there, fuckin’ howk them. 

5-0, isn’t it? “

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The lack of consistency in image size really makes this.

[Dr Gloom 23966]

3-1 to us. Goals shared among Ambrose, Dyer and Bramble 

[Dr Gloom 23966]

  On 19/12/2024 at 13:39, LongTimeAdmirer said:

update your picture farken 

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the king grants your wish, for he is gracious and humble 

[PaddockLad 19357]

  On 19/12/2024 at 10:19, Howmanheyman said:

 

In my life supporting NUFC I can only remember us winning down there once, I'll take any win thanks very much. 

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I’ve been 3 times I think…can’t remember fuck all about any of them tbh. 2.5 hours to London on the train, beers in London, beers on train to Ipswich, pre game beers in Ipswich… I think I’ve been utterly fuckin wankered every time I’ve been  🤪

 

Did we draw the game when we were in the championship in 2017? Live on bbc? 

[Dazzler 12209]

  On 19/12/2024 at 13:41, Dr Gloom said:

 

the king grants your wish, for he is gracious and humble 

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[Ayatollah Hermione 14832]

  On 19/12/2024 at 13:46, PaddockLad said:

 

I’ve been 3 times I think…can’t remember fuck all about any of them tbh. 2.5 hours to London on the train, beers in London, beers on train to Ipswich, pre game beers in Ipswich… I think I’ve been utterly fuckin wankered every time I’ve been  🤪

 

Did we draw the game when we were in the championship in 2017? Live on bbc? 

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We got fucking battered 3-1 down there IIRC. Sure Murphy, D scored 

[PaddockLad 19357]

  On 19/12/2024 at 14:03, Ayatollah Hermione said:

We got fucking battered 3-1 down there IIRC. Sure Murphy, D scored 

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Am thinking Andy Carroll played which would mean 2010ish 👍

[Ayatollah Hermione 14832]

  On 19/12/2024 at 14:09, PaddockLad said:

Am thinking Andy Carroll played which would mean 2010ish 👍

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That was the Nolan hattrick where we did them 4-0 so that adds up. Before that, I couldn’t tell you when we won  

[PaddockLad 19357]

  On 19/12/2024 at 14:27, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That was the Nolan hattrick where we did them 4-0 so that adds up. Before that, I couldn’t tell you when we won  

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Fuckin hell how did I forget that?  

Edited December 19, 2024 by PaddockLad

[PaddockLad 19357]

  On 19/12/2024 at 13:53, Dazzler said:

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Didnt that fucker ban Christmas?  

[Zoidberg 168]

If we lose this and give them safety points, I am taking cyanide. Need to come out firing on all cylinders.

 

Glad to be on the forum, American fan, Trump can fuck off, and yes I am overweight thanks.

 

Favorite player of all time is Løvenkrands and yes I am serious.

 

Thanks.