PaddockLad 19002 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 Eddie Howe saying Bruno and Schar are suspended for presumably the first leg of the semi final… Disappointed with the bookings and to lose two key players in Bruno and Schar [for the semi-final] but it goes with the territory. We are competitive and encourage the intensity so you can't have everything." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36561 Posted December 18, 2024 Share Posted December 18, 2024 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: The Dolphin is bouncing. Proper Christmas party atmosphere. We can all thank @Howmanheymanfor this. May his job be long and prosperous I'm now finally in a position where I can go PT if there's enough funds into the patron? I'll do twenty hours, minimum wage will do. Happy to kick my heels midweek evenings when the games are on. PM me, Huns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11347 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 6 hours ago, PaddockLad said: Eddie Howe saying Bruno and Schar are suspended for presumably the first leg of the semi final… Disappointed with the bookings and to lose two key players in Bruno and Schar [for the semi-final] but it goes with the territory. We are competitive and encourage the intensity so you can't have everything." I was right and then wrong, turns out although cards are wiped after the QF, if you get a second yellow IN the QF you miss next game (1st leg) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5103 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Lovely game and what a Rolls Royce of a player Tonali is. Such a pisser that we are so inconsistent as this would have been a magnificent season otherwise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 468 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Just give us the away leg first, not really bothered how it's against. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 I want the winner from tonight's game next. It's our best chance of making the final, and whoever gets through out of Arsenal or Liverpool will hopefully be fucked, still in Europe, and still focused on the title. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 468 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I want the winner from tonight's game next. It's our best chance of making the final, and whoever gets through out of Arsenal or Liverpool will hopefully be fucked, still in Europe, and still focused on the title. Spurs/Man U away first, keep within a goal, blow them away up here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22820 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Last two games we've been pretty solid. I know someone will say both teams were shite but you can only play with what's in front of you. It will build confidence and consistency. Sandro 🤌🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Have we not got a chant to the tune of Mambo Italiano about Sandro Italiano? If not, I'd like to commission CT to write two verses and a chorus. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14671 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Last night showed that, once more, to beat Liverpool, you have to also beat the ref so I’d rather not have that to contend with at Wembley as well. The deck doesn’t need stacked higher 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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thebrokendoll 10254 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 38 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Have we not got a chant to the tune of Mambo Italiano about Sandro Italiano? If not, I'd like to commission CT to write two verses and a chorus. it's been quite some time since @Christmas Tree penned one of his famous songs. I miss them. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 ChatGPT has had a go. I was very specific that it should follow the framework of Dean Martin's Mambo Italiano but I don't think ChatGPT knows that one. **Sandro Italiano** *(To the tune of "Mambo Italiano")* **[Intro]** (A boy from Milan, hey!) (Sandro Italiano, whoa-oh-oh!) **[Verse 1]** Hey, Newcastle, you should see this fella! (Sandro, Sandro Italiano!) Moves so smooth, he’s a midfield bella! (Sandro, Sandro Italiano!) He’s black and white, controlling every play, He makes the Geordies sing all day, We love you, Sandro Italiano! **[Bridge]** He’s got the skills, the flair, the style-o, (Oh, Sandro Italiano!) He’s running the Toon, mile by mile-o, (Oh, Sandro Italiano!) Passin’ and tacklin’, he’s the main attraction, In the middle of the action, Sandro Italiano! **[Chorus]** Whoa-oh-oh, Sandro Italiano! Our Magpie maestro, watch him steal the show-o! Geordie hearts are singing loud wherever he goes, Whoa-oh-oh, Sandro Italiano! **[Verse 2]** Hey, St. James’, watch him light the Tyne-o, (Sandro, Sandro Italiano!) He’s got the touch, and his play’s divine-o, (Sandro, Sandro Italiano!) From Milan to the Toon, he’s made for this team, He’s living every Geordie dream, We love you, Sandro Italiano! **[Chorus]** Whoa-oh-oh, Sandro Italiano! Our Magpie maestro, watch him steal the show-o! Geordie hearts are singing loud wherever he goes, Whoa-oh-oh, Sandro Italiano! **[Outro]** (A boy from Milan, hey!) (Sandro Italiano, whoa-oh-oh!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11764 Posted December 19, 2024 Author Share Posted December 19, 2024 "Sandro Ole Ole Ole" was about all I could make out last night from where I was. Second half it was hard to hear anything over the sound of a no neck gammon picking a fight with a black lad who was "talking shite all match" behind him. Definitely had nothing to do with race though, certainly not. Also not a hint of self awareness that the very thing he was accusing them of was the very thing he was doing. He said he would be waiting for the lad, his friend ("and bring ya fucking da an'aal") outside but he was nowhere to be seen when I left - obviously had plans with a wheelie bin, some matches and a metro inn. Other than that it was a mint game, Tonali clear man of the match - even without the goals he was everywhere and involved in everything we did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 1793 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Have we not got a chant to the tune of Mambo Italiano about Sandro Italiano? If not, I'd like to commission CT to write two verses and a chorus. The effort from Microsoft Copilot has flourishes of a North Korean song about Kim Jong Un 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 We're serving the chorus up on a plate to these AI wankers, and they steadfastly refuse to go for the obvious hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 I notice ChatGPT was not above just sticking an "o" on the end of every word to "make it sound Italian", the Brexit wanker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut 468 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Last night showed that, once more, to beat Liverpool, you have to also beat the ref so I’d rather not have that to contend with at Wembley as well. The deck doesn’t need stacked higher It is sod's law like that if there's VAR last night, Arsenal go to pens with an offside goal and a decent chance Southampton get that pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Aye I do enjoy getting that feeling back of quickly checking the ref isn't doing anything mental once the ball's in the net, and knowing that that is a fucking goal and nothing is gonna change the fact. But it also does bring back the mistakes and the bias. Mind, saying that, that Liverpool one would likely have been bottled as a "referee's call" anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11764 Posted December 19, 2024 Author Share Posted December 19, 2024 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I notice ChatGPT was not above just sticking an "o" on the end of every word to "make it sound Italian", the Brexit wanker. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 New Santa Tonali avatar just dropped. @Christmas Tree new mug concept idea. Call me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 He's got the touch and his play is divine-o, Just like your mother's, such a shame she's a wine-o. That one goes out to you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11347 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 That-o is-o shite-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49874 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 "TRACTOR!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36561 Posted December 19, 2024 Share Posted December 19, 2024 Sandro's song. 🎶 You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' in the midfield There'll be time enough for countin' In your ten month ban Every gambler knows That the secret to surviving Is knowing what to throw away Knowing what to keep 'Cause every ball's a winner And every ball's a loser And the best that you can hope for Is to win the carabao cup And when he finished speaking He turned back toward the window Crushed out his cigarette And faded off to sleep And somewhere in the darkness Sandro, he broke even And in his final words I found an ace that I could keepl You got to know when to hold 'em Know when to fold 'em Know when to walk away And know when to run You never count your money When you're sittin' in the midfield There'll be time enough for countin' In your ten month ban. 🎵 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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