Newcastle United vs Leicester City

[Dougle 3374]

[Dr Gloom 22116]

They were fucking dogshit like. Nothing wrong with stating the obvious. Turns out there are some easy games in the PL.

 

However, we’ve dropped points against teams just as bad this season - Everton spring to mind. Today we took our chances. Missed a fair few as well mind but there was only ever one team in it.

 

I loved our first goal. Sweet move from a corner right off the training ground.

 

Tonali was a beast. He has to keep his place at DM. Gordon was back to his scintillating best. Hall was class, yet again. And I was impressed by Osula’s cameo. He should get more minutes off the bench. We’re going to need him now Wilson is crocked. 

[sammynb 3483]

5 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

We can only beat what's in front of us.

 

And that's the thing, we haven't been beating the shite we should be turning over. Better effort all round, Tonali should be starting 11 when fit and when Gordon puts in that effort, there isn't a better LW in the league.

The local Newcastle also won 4-0 today and they couldn't buy a goal before last night either, must be a Christmas miracle.

Edited Saturday at 23:48 by sammynb

[RobinRobin 11486]

2 hours ago, sammynb said:

The local Newcastle also won 4-0 today and they couldn't buy a goal before last night either, must be a Christmas miracle.

Fuck's sake. Why did you have to bring that up here? 🥺 

[sammynb 3483]

45 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Fuck's sake. Why did you have to bring that up here? 🥺 

 

I was going to say, try having your weekends spoilt by both Newcastles playing like shite but then I remembered the GLORY!

Bet it makes you wish you really did live in Hobbiton.

Edited Sunday at 02:52 by sammynb

[RobinRobin 11486]

12 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

I was going to say, try having your weekends spoilt by both Newcastles playing like shite but then I remembered the GLORY!

Bet it makes you wish you really did live in Hobbiton.

I'll take NUFC winning. You get used to PG losing. 

[Howmanheyman 33708]

9 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Fair enough. I was there today and just think we played brilliantly start to finish. Leicester didn't set out to look poor, in actual fact their fans were in good fettle. They weren't a bad team. We just clicked and blew them away. 

Mackems often portray our successes due to our opponents weaknesses. Today we fucked Leicester, they couldn't stop us. And I loved it. I think we should give ourselves more credit sometimes. 

 

Sorry Rents, they were a shambles, four nil flattered them but we also played really well, it can be both. That's not being a mackem that's being something mackem's aren't renowned for, it's being balanced and having some perspective.

 

I can only assume either I haven't worded it right originally, (wouldn't be a surprise) or you've took it the wrong way if you assume I'm suggesting we only won as they were shite? 

 

Anyway, no harm done, I still love you.

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6771]

Their whole central midfield was out and had to play 4th and 5th choices. I think that massively impacted them. They’ll be a different team with the core back.

 

im not sure why Coady started instead of Faes and that LB was absolutely dreadful as well.
 

 

[thebrokendoll 9431]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Sorry Rents, they were a shambles, four nil flattered them but we also played really well, it can be both. That's not being a mackem that's being something mackem's aren't renowned for, it's being balanced and having some perspective.

 

I can only assume either I haven't worded it right originally, (wouldn't be a surprise) or you've took it the wrong way if you assume I'm suggesting we only won as they were shite? 

 

Anyway, no harm done, I still love you.

 

 

 

aye, leicester were shite.

that said we played well, it could've easily been 7. would've loved to have seen murphy get a hat-trick because my mate thinks he shouldn't be anywhere near the team, probably even the club. daft fucker got more wound up with the opportunities he missed yesterday than happy for the goals he scored. he did produce a moment of magic in block s of the gallowgate when amongst the groans at isak's missed one on one with their keeper, he stood up and started chanting... 'shite jacob murphy, youre just a shite jacob murphy,"   

on isak.... missed chance aside, I thought he was superb, close control of the ball at times was incredible, more like the isak we saw dance around the entire everton team, which has been largely missing this season.

top game also by gordon, shame he didn't get the goal he deserved, I can't imagine for one second his performance won't get a doff of the hat by every single contributor on here. 

pleased for bruno, whether or not he should've still been on the pitch is another matter mind, me and me mate both thought he was gone.

a lot was made last season of how pope's absence adversely affected our entire defence and how dubravka was shite. well, I think pope has been a liability this season, I'm happy to see dubravka take his opportunity and really hope he does well, leicester didn't give him a great deal to do yesterday but there was several occasions where he was required to play the ball with his feet, he did so without giving me fucking palpitations, I for one thank him for that 

all in all, a canny day out. 

 

Edited Sunday at 09:22 by thebrokendoll

[Alex 35534]

49 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Their whole central midfield was out and had to play 4th and 5th choices. I think that massively impacted them. They’ll be a different team with the core back.

 

im not sure why Coady started instead of Faes and that LB was absolutely dreadful as well.
 

 

If Coady wasn’t a Liverpool academy graduate he’d have been nowhere near England squads etc. 

[Selkirk 48]

Some photos from Saturday, what a day we had in hoslitality 

[thebrokendoll 9431]

canny, but not as good as paddocklad's hooters photos.

[ewerk 31112]

Did you ask Santa to bring you an upgrade on your Nokia 6230 camera phone?

[Gemmill 45815]

Looks like a canny day out. Very smart suited and booted as well. 

[Holden McGroin 6771]

That elf looks really tall.

[RobinRobin 11486]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

That elf looks really tall.

[Howmanheyman 33708]

"Do you ken Santa's daein selfies? I'll shout him over."

 

"Errr, dinnae fash the now, Da, the elf will do rightly enough."

[Monkeys Fist 42930]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

That elf looks really tall.

Maybe all of Selkirk’s family are midgets ? 

[RobElliott 1543]

Thought selkirk was the elf?

[Selkirk 48]

3 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

That elf looks really tall.

She was very nice 

[Renton 21941]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Do you ken Santa's daein selfies? I'll shout him over."

 

"Errr, dinnae fash the now, Da, the elf will do rightly enough."

 

"Ay, right then, let's just stick to the elfies ken?"

 

Have to say the Selkirk family are the most scottish looking cunts ever. 👍

[Selkirk 48]

14 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

"Ay, right then, let's just stick to the elfies ken?"

 

Have to say the Selkirk family are the most scottish looking cunts ever. 👍

No family just friends 

[PaddockLad 17581]

28 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

"Ay, right then, let's just stick to the elfies ken?"

 

Have to say the Selkirk family are the most scottish looking cunts ever. 👍

Now fuckin wait a fuckin minute ya cunt…

[Gemmill 45815]

CU Jimmy has entered the chat. 

[The Fish 10944]

Jings Crivens help ma boab