Newcastle United vs Leicester City

[Dazzler 11067]

Fuck it. 2-0

[wykikitoon 21827]

WHERE'S THE ABUSE? 

[ewerk 31886]

39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

WHERE'S THE ABUSE? 

I’ll step up.

 

Dazzler, you filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. You’re a fucking disappointment to your family and I hope you die a horrible death.

[Dr Gloom 22863]

Gemmill’s reign in the throne was even more underwhelming than mine 

[Dr Gloom 22863]

A cautionary tale 

[Dazzler 11067]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I’ll step up.

 

Dazzler, you filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. You’re a fucking disappointment to your family and I hope you die a horrible death.

Save it for my Christmas card, cunt.

[ewerk 31886]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Gemmill’s reign in the throne was even more underwhelming than mine 

I remain the only undefeated thread starter this season.

[Gemmill 47892]

7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I remain the only undefeated thread starter this season.

 

Aye it's easy when you bottle it after one good result. 

[PaddockLad 18122]

15 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I’ll step up.

 

Dazzler, you filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp. You’re a fucking disappointment to your family and I hope you die a horrible death.

That’s still not as bad as when you called me a cunt 14 times in one post  

[PaddockLad 18122]

10 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I remain the only undefeated thread starter this season.

 

#teamewerk 

[Holden McGroin 7092]

There is only man that can step up to save the season. 
 

Give me a shout when you’re ready to bow down.

[Dazzler 11067]

15 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

There is only man that can step up to save the season. 
 

Give me a shout when you’re ready to bow down.

Probably the next game if we’re being honest.

[Renton 22818]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

I’ll step up.

 

Dazzler, you filthy skanky metal-loving cock-munching slum-dwelling sister-fucking scumbag tramp.

 

You know what he's done there young Dazzler? He's comparing you to the most victimised poster ever on here and raised himself to the arch poster shit general extraordinaire champagne enema absorbing cunt ever. 

 

Yes, your thread title is absolute horse plop shite but I'll stand by you against this horrendous fenian abuse. 

 

Howay the lads. 

[MrBass 2846]

So now match threads are done on a first cunt first served basis?! What mad cunt came up with that cunting idea? Cunts. 

[Selkirk 49]

Buzzing for this game , 4 of us heading down to hospitality 2-0 newcastle 

[RobinRobin 11937]

No fucking idea - 3-0 or 0-3 - Burn to score them all.

[Monkeys Fist 44007]

On 07/12/2024 at 18:06, PaddockLad said:

That’s still not as bad as when you called me a cunt 14 times in one post  

I at least thought ewerk might dig this out of the archives- disappointing from the Bog Trotter, tbh. 
 

 

Anyway, since all rules seem to be have been thrown out the window, I’m going to go against tradition and say 

 

5-0 to us. 

Jinky Jim and Tommy Cassidy with a pair of hat tricks

Glen Keeley to deflect the winner in off his arse as he trips over his own shadow. 
 

 

( wait for it!) 

[Isegrim 10090]

3-0 Some cunt scoring a hat-trick

[ThatGinolaVolley 144]

All I want is a win, don’t care about the score, thanks.

 

Actually, make it a scrappy 1-0 win, Isak scoring a stonewall penalty, so it gets put last on MotD and I can justify staying up for the whole thing on Saturday night.

[Dougle 3547]

11 minutes ago, ThatGinolaVolley said:

All I want is a win, don’t care about the score, thanks.

 

Actually, make it a scrappy 1-0 win, Isak scoring a stonewall penalty, so it gets put last on MotD and I can justify staying up for the whole thing on Saturday night.

 

[PaddockLad 18122]

Do the bookies know something we don’t? … doing the draw and the away win at these odds

 

 

Edited December 13, 2024 by PaddockLad

[Dr Gloom 22863]

51 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Do the bookies know something we don’t? … doing the draw and the away win at these odds

 

 

Our home record is pretty awesome despite our recent form. What is it - two or three defeats at sjp this calendar year?

[LongTimeAdmirer 1311]

at home against relegation fodder, expect a big win

[Dazzler 11067]

West Ham are in relegation form and they fucking battered us. We probably shouldn’t get carried away.

[Toonpack 10652]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

West Ham are in relegation form and they fucking battered us. We probably shouldn’t get carried away.

No, no they really didn’t, we mullered them first hour but missed our chances, a couple of sucker punches later and we fell apart last 30 minutes chasing the game.