Eddie’s Couldn’t Score in a Brothel Mags vs Guehi’s piss taking underachievers

[ewerk 30677]

My first match of the season and the beginning of my ten match thread starting streak.

 

3-0 to us and Steve Parrish to have his eyes pecked out by that fucking eagle.

[Gemmill 44995]

There goes the season. 

[Isegrim 9803]

2-1 to us, Isak and Joelinton

 

otherwise it will be a 4-0 to them with Pardew scoring all four and doing a 'fanks Mike‘ dance celebration before headbutting Mad Dog

[Dr Gloom 21965]

Hate to break it to you ewerk but I’m going to this match 

 

[Dr Gloom 21965]

I’m going for a 3-1 win to us. Guhei with all four 

[RobinRobin 11312]

 

1-3 - Hatrick from Robledo (the other one)

[Dazzler 9791]

Eddie’s ‘relieve pressure on an under-fire manager’ mags to deliver again, I’m afraid.

 

[wykikitoon 20234]

8 hours ago, Gemmill said:

There goes the season. 

It's ok, you can set up the 'UNITED' one after 

[Gemmill 44995]

I was ready to go this time around, but CLASSIC ewerk getting in before they'd even turned the floodlights off on Toonpack's shame. 

[Holden McGroin 6613]

5 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

 

1-3 - Hatrick from Robledo (the other one)

You must have seen them play loads.

[ewerk 30677]

32 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I was ready to go this time around, but CLASSIC ewerk getting in before they'd even turned the floodlights off on Toonpack's shame. 

 

CLASSIC 'Hold me back, hold me back' vibes from Gemmill.

 

[Gemmill 44995]

Classic hand down their knickers before you've even asked their name vibes from ewerk. 

[Billy Whitehurst 898]

Going to this one, we were utter shite there last season. No Wharton, Eze and Olise should help though.

 

[RobinRobin 11312]

3 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

You must have seen them play loads.

[Toonpack 9478]

Can't even get the home away vibe right

 

0-0

[ewerk 30677]

8 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Can't even get the home away vibe right

 

0-0

 

Eddie's boys always come first in thread titles. Maybe that's where you were going wrong?

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1266]

12 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Can't even get the home away vibe right

 

0-0

 

No location either.

 

0/10

 

were losing because of him 

[Gemmill 44995]

This Eddie's boys always come first thing. A provable lie from the board's internal auditor. 

[The Fish 10876]

1-1

[Toonpack 9478]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

Eddie's boys always come first in thread titles. Maybe that's where you were going wrong?

 

Yeah sure, beat Chelsea, Arsenal and an on fire Notts Forrest but yeah I was doing it wrong 🙄

[Gemmill 44995]

Also, on Eddie's boys always coming first, if you're getting that from Trippier's wife, you can't take the word of a woman scorned. 

[ewerk 30677]

@wykikitoon Can you confirm?

[wykikitoon 20234]

I've finally started using ear plugs 

[RobinRobin 11312]

47 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've finally started using ear plugs 

I'll leave @Monkeys Fist to FYP. 🙂 

[Monkeys Fist 42484]

4 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

I'll leave @Monkeys Fist to FYP. 🙂 

*sighs.