Eddie's International Paddy Basher and Samba Mags v Lopetegui's Porn Barron Funded Flammable Bubble Blowers

[Toonpack 9385]

We go again mes amis. The regiments are reassembling.

 

We will march through and over the "so called" Irons as our  battle hymn rings loud.

 

Ce n'est qu'un pauvre petit marteau

Ses vetements sont tous en lambeaux et dechires

Il ext venu pour se batter, alors nous l'avons incendie

Et Maintenant il ne vient plus

 

 

 

4-0 (Willock will score)

Edited Tuesday at 10:14 by Toonpack

[thebrokendoll 9188]

 

flammable bubble blowers.

[RobinRobin 11258]

17-4 

[Dazzler 9714]

I reckon we absolutely fuck these raw tbh - not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. 

 

Has Isak scored a hat trick for us yet? If not I think he will break his duck against these.

 

*insert a transparent image of Sir Bobby looking down at Isak and just when you think he's about the say "you'll do for me bonny lad", he actually says "ee you're looking well, Shola" because he was old and his eyes were failing him but also, old people are quite often accidentally racist*

[Gemmill 44804]

13 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I reckon we absolutely fuck these raw tbh - not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. 

 

Has Isak scored a hat trick for us yet? If not I think he will break his duck against these.

 

*insert a transparent image of Sir Bobby looking down at Isak and just when you think he's about the say "you'll do for me bonny lad", he actually says "ee you're looking well, Shola" because he was old and his eyes were failing him but also, old people are quite often accidentally racist*

 

Was it Shola who, when asked what Sir Bobby calls him, responded "Carl Cort"?

 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

12 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I reckon we absolutely fuck these raw tbh - not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. 

 

Has Isak scored a hat trick for us yet? If not I think he will break his duck against these.

 

*insert a transparent image of Sir Bobby looking down at Isak and just when you think he's about the say "you'll do for me bonny lad", he actually says "ee you're looking well, Shola" because he was old and his eyes were failing him but also, old people are quite often accidentally racist*

 

was at the london stadium for the 1-5 , watching isak stood next to fabianski nonchalantly watching as the ball floated in to the back of the net was fucking tremendous, possibly a highlight of the season.

more of the same please.   

[Howmanheyman 33113]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Was it Shola who, when asked what Sir Bobby calls him, responded "Carl Cort"?

 

 

When I started my first job I thought there was two new starters, me and a Chinese kid called 'Hoo Yee' who was usually in the same vicinity as me but disappeared when the auld lads called out to him. 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

 

[Dazzler 9714]

13 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Was it Shola who, when asked what Sir Bobby calls him, responded "Carl Cort"?

 

I thought it was Lua Lua tbf but my joke was definitely referencing an actual moment of accidental racism from Sir Bobby - just couldn't remember the specifics

[wykikitoon 20111]

Willock smashing three in with that tache of his

[Meenzer 15518]

3-1 to us (Goddard 3, Goddard OG 1)

[The Fish 10849]

25 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Was it Shola who, when asked what Sir Bobby calls him, responded "Carl Cort"?

 

Yes

[Dazzler 9714]

Quote

"Titus [Bramble] looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing room, except he doesn't bite and he has a great tackle."

 

Reporter to Newcastle's Shola Ameobi: "Do you have a nickname?"
Ameobi: "No, not really"
Reporter: "So what does Bobby Robson call you?"
Ameobi: "Carl Cort."

That first one is tremendous  but the second confirms that it was, in fact, Carl Cort.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

That first one is tremendous  but the second confirms that it was, in fact, Carl Cort.

It’s hardly surprising he couldn’t remember our players names as he definitely spent most of his time at the SoS and their training ground, what with being a lifelong MLF and that, marra. 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

not even going to play the insane scores by dead players game on this one. 

Aye, it’s had its time, and that time is past tbh. 
 

So, in a break from tradition, I’m going for 5-0 to us. 
Three og from Di Canio, two full field punts from Pav, and a brace from Bracewell

[MrBass 2651]

I also think we're going to smash these so fully expect to see a nervy 1-0 win.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

I think he really needs to take Gordon, Isak and Willock off.

[Optimistic Nut 145]

A win and into the top 6 looking at some of the games around us. 

[Isegrim 9761]

0-4 Bobby Moore hat-trick

[Toonpack 9385]

Big Joe and Schar both on 4 yellows, probably need them to get booked against the cockneys, I'd rather they miss palace than the murderers.

[wykikitoon 20111]

23 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Big Joe and Schar both on 4 yellows, probably need them to get booked against the cockneys, I'd rather they miss palace than the murderers.

We are also without Burn for this and Krafu has broken his collar bone.  So that leaves us light at the back for this.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

Krafu

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Kelly has been much better at LCB than at LB so I’m not too concerned with losing Burn. Kelly has got to see this as a chance to get his foot in the first team 

[Toonpack 9385]

44 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

We are also without Burn for this and Krafu has broken his collar bone.  So that leaves us light at the back for this.

 

I'd rather be even lighter at the back for Palace than the red cunts

[ewerk 30544]

At your age you’re almost certainly light at the back.