Santo's wood fuelled scabs in the land of the snots v Eddie's, just getting started, ciggy fuelled scab pickers

[Toonpack 9171]

The glorious campaign continues as we advance into the territory of Notts (they hate that) Forest, land of men in tights, evil sheriffs and pubs with bogs inhumanly far from the bar (I worked there for 2 years - coincidently, which is when I learned the original name for the place was Tigguo Cobauc or "place of cave dwellings", it was then changed to Snotingham which means "the homestead of Snot's people" - they hated me calling them snot people too. So I have issued an imperial edict that we will become their bogey team).

 

We will overwhelm the flanks whilst consolidating in the centre, the scab cunts are doomed. 

 

0-3 (AND we will score from a corner)

 

Edited Monday at 10:36 by Toonpack

[Dr Gloom 21802]

this is the beginning of our charge up the table and into the european conversation, causing consternation at sky sports. 

 

tight game. 3-2 to us. a brace for chris wood and one from elliot anderson. consolation goals to them from nigel clough and pierre van hooijdonk

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

11 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

The glorious campaign continues as we advance into the territory of Notts (they hate that) Forest, land of men in tights, evil sheriffs and pubs with bogs inhumanly far from the bar (I worked there for 2 years - coincidently, which is when I learned the original name for the place was Tigguo Cobauc or "place of cave dwellings", it was then changed to Snotingham which means "the homestead of Snot's people" - they hated me calling them snot people too. So I have issued an imperial edict that we will become their bogey team).

 

We will overwhelm the flanks whilst consolidating in the centre, the scab cunts are doomed. 

 

0-3 (AND we will score from a corner)

 

[Toonpack 9171]

4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

[Tdansmith 3206]

19 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

The glorious campaign continues as we advance into the territory of Notts (they hate that) Forest, land of men in tights, evil sheriffs and pubs with bogs inhumanly far from the bar (I worked there for 2 years - coincidently, which is when I learned the original name for the place was Tigguo Cobauc or "place of cave dwellings", it was then changed to Snotingham which means "the homestead of Snot's people" - they hated me calling them snot people too. So I have issued an imperial edict that we will become their bogey team).

 

We will overwhelm the flanks whilst consolidating in the centre, the scab cunts are doomed. 

 

0-3 (AND we will score from a corner)

 

[Tdansmith 3206]

 Wood and Anderson both score 3 own goals each !  We win 6-0.

[wykikitoon 19867]

Stong thread name, Got me all 

 

[Optimistic Nut 104]

2-1 Newcastle win. Hopefully the Willock/Joelinton combo stops the supply line to Wood. Not sure what their plan B is. 

[wykikitoon 19867]

10 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

2-1 Newcastle win. Hopefully the Willock/Joelinton combo stops the supply line to Wood. Not sure what their plan B is. 

In laws are scabs and that's their only beef at the moment. No plan B.

[PaddockLad 17070]

[Gemmill 44273]

Comes to something when we're worrying about Chris Plank. 

[Toonpack 9171]

14 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Comes to something when we're worrying about Chris Plank. 

 

Forest play 44by2

[Toonpack 9171]

47 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

In laws are scabs and that's their only beef at the moment. No plan B.

Call them snots, most of them don't know, but when they look it up 😂😂😂

 

It'll wind them up no end, trust me I'm an emperor.

[Christmas Tree 4679]

4-0 to us. Lewis Hall is finally allowed to take a free kick in a dangerous area and sends a thunderous shot into the top corner, followed a very well mannered celebration.

 

1 goal a piece for Isak and Gordon and a dirty non league type goal from Longstaff.

[Renton 21234]

3 hours ago, Toonpack said:

The glorious campaign continues as we advance into the territory of Notts (they hate that) Forest, land of men in tights, evil sheriffs and pubs with bogs inhumanly far from the bar (I worked there for 2 years - coincidently, which is when I learned the original name for the place was Tigguo Cobauc or "place of cave dwellings", it was then changed to Snotingham which means "the homestead of Snot's people" - they hated me calling them snot people too. So I have issued an imperial edict that we will become their bogey team).

 

We will overwhelm the flanks whilst consolidating in the centre, the scab cunts are doomed. 

 

0-3 (AND we will score from a corner)

 

 

Good thread starter, though I can't help think you could have crowbarred in some pun about dead WOOD and FOREST. 

 

When Leicester won the premier league, they turned us over 3-0 at SJP at around this time of the season iirc. Could it be that 9 long years later Forest unexpectedly become the second East Midlands team to achieve this miracle?

 

Will it fuck. 2-1 to us. 

Edited Monday at 13:33 by Renton

[Toonpack 9171]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Good thread starter, though I can't help think you could have crowbarred in some pun about dead WOOD and FORREST

 

Why would I mention a western series (starring Ian McShane) or a film about an autistic marathon runner who likes chocolates, into a matchday thread ?? This is important stuff, not recommend me something to watch FFS.

Edited Monday at 15:01 by Toonpack

[RobinRobin 11113]

 

0-3 - all by Brian Clough

[Isegrim 9719]

0-4 Ian Woan hat-trick

[The Fish 10686]

1-1

 

They're benefiting from an easier start to the season

 

They don't apply a lot of pressure, and they've been coming up against some pretty profligate finishing. I reckon we can beat them, but we won't.

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

1-1

 

They're benefiting from an easier start to the season

 

They don't apply a lot of pressure, and they've been coming up against some pretty profligate finishing. I reckon we can beat them, but we won't.

 

Profligate finishing is our middle name 

[Dr Gloom 21802]

6 minutes ago, The Fish said:

1-1

 

They're benefiting from an easier start to the season

 

They don't apply a lot of pressure, and they've been coming up against some pretty profligate finishing. I reckon we can beat them, but we won't.

 

 

[The Fish 10686]

[Dazzler 9373]

2-0 the spirit of guy fawkes to take a massive shit on their keepers head and to throw sparklers at Chris Wood. Elliot Anderson to get a completely unrelated burn on his cock from a Catherine wheel.

[RobinRobin 11113]

11 hours ago, Dazzler said:

2-0 the spirit of guy fawkes to take a massive shit on their keepers head and to throw sparklers at Chris Wood. Elliot Anderson to get a completely unrelated burn on his cock from a Catherine wheel.

If you had said 5-0 I would have assumed MF had hacked your account with that imagination.