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Toonpack

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The King is deposed, even his malign influence at SJP is cast asunder, we welcome in a new age of hope, and dare we say it ? perhaps the green shoots of EMPIRE.

 

Will this be my Austerlitz or will it be my Waterloo (depending on HMHM's work pattern)

 

Cowardice never won an EMPIRE, Onwards to Glory.

 

2-0

 

a group of soldiers marching in a field with a man holding a flag in the middle

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Howmanheyman

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16 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Can you save up some chores or DIY projects for the weekend then, please? Thanks.

 

It only seems to happen when I'm at work for an evening KO and can't watch it. It's almost like a 'shit, I'm at work and going to miss it, I bet they win as well!' thing.

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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

The King is deposed, even his malign influence at SJP is cast asunder, we welcome in a new age of hope, and dare we say it ? perhaps the green shoots of EMPIRE.

 

Will this be my Austerlitz or will it be my Waterloo (depending on HMHM's work pattern)

 

Cowardice never won an EMPIRE, Onwards to Glory.

 

2-0

 

a group of soldiers marching in a field with a man holding a flag in the middle

 

i'm not going to this game. you're welcome. 

 

2-1 to us. the empire will be built on an eeeeeembarasing post-match interview from lego heed and the salty taste of gooner tears. 

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post takeover....

 

was up for the 2-0 which caused arteta to have a meltdown with his players in the dressing room.

missed the 0-2, was in the lake district.

was up for the 1-0 which caused arteta to make a complete tit of himself and cry like a baby heaping huge embarrassment on 85% of the iberian peninsula.

I'm up for this on saturday so I'm going for a 2-0 hone win, 5 of which will be own goals by charlie george, not only that though, arteta will inexplicably blame havertz for this and will run on to the pitch with a baseball bat and in a scene reminiscent to the bear jew beat the german's head in with it in the centre circle.

well, I hope so anyway.

 

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25 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

post takeover....

 

was up for the 2-0 which caused arteta to have a meltdown with his players in the dressing room.

missed the 0-2, was in the lake district.

was up for the 1-0 which caused arteta to make a complete tit of himself and cry like a baby heaping huge embarrassment on 85% of the iberian peninsula.

I'm up for this on saturday so I'm going for a 2-0 hone win, 5 of which will be own goals by charlie george, not only that though, arteta will inexplicably blame havertz for this and will run on to the pitch with a baseball bat and in a scene reminiscent to the bear jew beat the german's head in with it in the centre circle.

well, I hope so anyway.

 

Will Ferrell Anchorman GIF

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2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

I don't work weekends, TP.

 

Sorry Music Video GIF

“ ALl I WANT FOR TITZMAS, IIIIISSSSS YOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

In a change from tradition, I’ll say 5-0, 6 of them being deflections off Mariah’s jammers, 2 being their keeper slipping in puddles of jizz. 
 

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31 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I've just taken a peek at the Arsenal forum and as you can guess they expect to win this comfortably because we "aren't very good" and "Pope is a shocking GK" etc etc

 

Let's be honest, that was us on Monday :lol: 

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