Ediie's couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo mags v Baddiel's favourite Cockney nazis (ironic)

[Toonpack 9384]

3-1 We finally click (possibly)

 

Edit - time for a grown up (or senile old cunt if you prefer) to take charge

Edited October 29 by Toonpack

[Dazzler 9714]

2-0 Palmer with two own goals, slips on his own drool, breaks both legs and gets melted down for glue on the centre circle.

[Toonpack 9384]

Christ, I remember the smell of the glue factory down Walker. Bloke's who worked down there must have reeked forever. Are any still alive I wonder to be able to render Palmer down ??

[thebrokendoll 9188]

8 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

2-0 Palmer with two own goals, slips on his own drool, breaks both legs and gets melted down for glue on the centre circle.

 

I'd love to see big dan burn pull the ugly manc chav cunts arms off and beat him senseless with the fuckers.

hate that fucking goal celebration with a passion.

[Dazzler 9714]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I'd love to see big dan burn pull the ugly manc chav cunts arms off and beat him senseless with the fuckers.

hate that fucking goal celebration with a passion.

On Wednesday he'll do it while his knees and feet are back to front - but it'll just be him telling the physio he's chilly as the shock takes a hold of him.

[Gemmill 44804]

Messi-esque, that pass, according to Lineker. Give me Joe Willock's outside of the boot pass to play in Isak over that, any day. 

 

The kid is very good, but these pundits never learn about bigging up the new lad coming through. 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Messi-esque, that pass, according to Lineker. Give me Joe Willock's outside of the boot pass to play in Isak over that, any day. 

 

The kid is very good, but these pundits never learn about bigging up the new lad coming through. 

 

who was the cunt on sky kept calling him 'irresistible' yesterday?

 

 

[Gemmill 44804]

Just now, thebrokendoll said:

 

who was the cunt on sky kept calling him 'irresistible' yesterday?

 

 

 

One of the best passes in PL history according to Carragher.

 

The only place that cunt is irresistible is in an Appalachian hill town, and even then only to his cousins. 

[wykikitoon 20110]

I see the Chinese mouse still doesn't have the minerals to set up the match thread 

[Gemmill 44804]

When TP blows this, the Arsenal thread is mine. I literally just came in here to post that only to find my name being brought into disrepute by Son of Sutcliffe. Disgusting. 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

One of the best passes in PL history according to Carragher.

 

The only place that cunt is irresistible is in an Appalachian hill town, and even then only to his cousins. 

 

bit like crouch. would still be a virgin if he wasn't a footballer.

[Toonpack 9384]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

When TP blows this, the Arsenal thread is mine. I literally just came in here to post that only to find my name being brought into disrepute by Son of Sutcliffe. Disgusting. 

 

Sunday 18th May 2025, gonna be a long wait

[Dazzler 9714]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

One of the best passes in PL history according to Carragher.

 

The only place that cunt is irresistible is in an Appalachian hill town, and even then only to his cousins. 

The commentators were pushing that narrative yesterday. It's a good pass but if our defence wasn't decrepit it would have been snuffed out and been nowt more than a nice idea.

 

It was a bog standard De Bruyne pass - not even a particularly good De Bruyne pass.

[Gemmill 44804]

It's Sky. Everything that happens today is better than what happened yesterday. Expect more of the same from tomorrow. 

 

I know he's not on Sky Sports anymore, but Jim White learned his "everything's a game changer" patter through working for them for years. Bob Mortimer captures his essence perfectly. 

 

 

[aimaad22 4156]

1 - 35

 

Barnes for us. 15 Palmer goals, 10 own goals each from Bruno and Isak.  

[Monkeys Fist 42377]

Normally I’d back us for a win, but travel time to Mongolia, combined with the noise outside the hotel from hordes of Tuvan Throat Singers has given me pause for thought. 
So, in a slight break from tradition I’m going for 5-0 to us. 
 

Hat trick from Jimmy Cauty, brace from Bill Drummond, and one each from Sven Adult Botman. 
 

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

NME 3 Headhunters 0

 

3 own-goals from Dennis Wise.

[Dougle 3329]

0 - 0

Replay at Tynecastle next week

[RobinRobin 11258]

 

13-0

All own goals by Bonetti

[Andrew 4747]

Note: you got the date wrong by two days

[RobinRobin 11258]

[Toonpack 9384]

5 hours ago, Andrew said:

Note: you got the date wrong by two days

Senile old cunts do stuff like that all the time, no biggie

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Good news: I’m not attending this match.

 

Bad news: a senior retiree has started the thread.

 

The result: a resounding loss, continuing the horror run. 
 

5-2 to us. Fall five by Zola. Two wonder goals for them scored by Cisse 

[Toonpack 9384]

So senior retiree is the new "it was Renton's fault" I see

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]