The Small Mercies thread

[Howmanheyman 37131]

Steve Bruce never managed us in a derby.

[Gemmill 51172]

Dr Gloom never did a match thread for a derby. 

[wykikitoon 23301]

Gloom doesn't get to many games 

[thebrokendoll 10557]

I never killed bambi's mother last night.

[Howmanheyman 37131]

Nobody got to say it to Stevie's face.

[Toonpack 11785]

  On 20/10/2024 at 16:04, thebrokendoll said:

I never killed bambi's mother last night.

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When I worked up in Aberdeen one of the lads’ cars got totalled when he hit a deer. I said well at least you got some venison, he said no, it’s illegal to take it if you hit it, car behind you can take it though, not 100% sure if that’s true mind.

[Monkeys Fist 45831]

This one is for our pals down the road, but it also holds true for anyone within a few metres of Denise S’s horses mouth. 
 

 

[RobinRobin 12661]

Nobody has found out that MBS was behind the takeov ... oh 

[Dr Gloom 23958]

  On 20/10/2024 at 15:55, wykikitoon said:

Gloom doesn't get to many games 

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And yet I still seem to get to more than you, Yorkshire plastic 

[wykikitoon 23301]

Part of being the establishment tbh

[Toonpack 11785]

  On 21/10/2024 at 08:42, Dr Gloom said:

And yet I still seem to get to more than you, Yorkshire plastic 

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This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

[London 62]

  On 21/10/2024 at 02:43, RobinRobin said:

Nobody has found out that MBS was behind the takeov ... oh 

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At least Ant & Dec haven't been dragged into it

[Dougle 3746]

  On 21/10/2024 at 09:22, London said:

At least Ant & Dec haven't been dragged into it

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After all these years has anyone worked out which one is Ant and which is Dec? Are they even separate entities?

And did someone mention on here a few days ago that they have an Ant & Dec tattoo on their cock?

Fucking massive cock considering the size of Ant/Dec’s foreheed.

[Alex 37281]

  On 21/10/2024 at 09:28, Dougle said:

 

After all these years has anyone worked out which one is Ant and which is Dec? Are they even separate entities?

 

And did someone mention on here a few days ago that they have an Ant & Dec tattoo on their cock?

 

Fucking massive cock considering the size of Ant/Dec’s foreheed.

 

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[RobinRobin 12661]

  On 21/10/2024 at 09:14, Toonpack said:

This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

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[Kid Dynamite 7818]

  On 21/10/2024 at 10:27, RobinRobin said:

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Was at a new years eves party with Faye from steps about 10 years ago. She was still fit and her husband was a bit of a div. He was massively punching 

[Howmanheyman 37131]

  On 21/10/2024 at 21:31, Kid Dynamite said:

Was at a new years eves party with Faye from steps about 10 years ago. She was still fit and her husband was a bit of a massive lads fan. He was massively punching. Faye hated the mags anaarl. FTM.

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RTG'dYP

[NJS 4635]

I thought it was the thin/fat/thin/fat/thin one that's married to the MLF? 

[RobinRobin 12661]

  On 22/10/2024 at 10:33, NJS said:

I thought it was the thin/fat/thin/fat/thin one that's married to the MLF? 

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He's married to Oprah?