The Small Mercies thread

[Howmanheyman 32447]

Steve Bruce never managed us in a derby.

[Gemmill 43768]

Dr Gloom never did a match thread for a derby. 

[wykikitoon 19671]

Gloom doesn't get to many games 

[thebrokendoll 8976]

I never killed bambi's mother last night.

[Howmanheyman 32447]

Nobody got to say it to Stevie's face.

[Toonpack 9013]

11 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

I never killed bambi's mother last night.

When I worked up in Aberdeen one of the lads’ cars got totalled when he hit a deer. I said well at least you got some venison, he said no, it’s illegal to take it if you hit it, car behind you can take it though, not 100% sure if that’s true mind.

[Monkeys Fist 41755]

This one is for our pals down the road, but it also holds true for anyone within a few metres of Denise S’s horses mouth. 
 

 

[RobinRobin 11000]

Nobody has found out that MBS was behind the takeov ... oh 

[Dr Gloom 21727]

16 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Gloom doesn't get to many games 

And yet I still seem to get to more than you, Yorkshire plastic 

[wykikitoon 19671]

Part of being the establishment tbh

[Toonpack 9013]

30 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

And yet I still seem to get to more than you, Yorkshire plastic 

This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

[London 21]

6 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Nobody has found out that MBS was behind the takeov ... oh 

At least Ant & Dec haven't been dragged into it

[Dougle 3263]

5 minutes ago, London said:

At least Ant & Dec haven't been dragged into it

 

After all these years has anyone worked out which one is Ant and which is Dec? Are they even separate entities?

And did someone mention on here a few days ago that they have an Ant & Dec tattoo on their cock?

Fucking massive cock considering the size of Ant/Dec’s foreheed.

[Alex 34597]

42 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

After all these years has anyone worked out which one is Ant and which is Dec? Are they even separate entities?

 

And did someone mention on here a few days ago that they have an Ant & Dec tattoo on their cock?

 

Fucking massive cock considering the size of Ant/Dec’s foreheed.

 

[RobinRobin 11000]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

This is the small mercies thread not the large tragedies thread.

[Kid Dynamite 6935]

11 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Was at a new years eves party with Faye from steps about 10 years ago. She was still fit and her husband was a bit of a div. He was massively punching 

[Howmanheyman 32447]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Was at a new years eves party with Faye from steps about 10 years ago. She was still fit and her husband was a bit of a massive lads fan. He was massively punching. Faye hated the mags anaarl. FTM.

 

 

RTG'dYP

[NJS 4349]

I thought it was the thin/fat/thin/fat/thin one that's married to the MLF? 

[RobinRobin 11000]

14 minutes ago, NJS said:

I thought it was the thin/fat/thin/fat/thin one that's married to the MLF? 

He's married to Oprah?