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The KING’s reign-defining noble mags v Brighton’s tiki taka twats - they don’t like it up em!


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We're heading for another bore draw and an anemic performance served up from our iron deficient press to satisfy our vegan overlord.

 

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Until, by the force of infinite sausages posted on a internet message board in another slither of the multiverse, the space-time continuum is torn asunder, and, in an impossible turn of events, a diet suitable only for rabbits suddenly becomes a viable means of nourishment for human beings, powering us to victory as, through the thick fog of spinach farts, "sausages", made from only the dead carcasses of our friends the animals, begin to rain from the heavens.

 

Hail Caesar! 3-0 to us.

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Gloom (his Maj) isn't vegan, if he was, he'd start every post with "I'm vegan" in the way vegans start every fucking sentence they utter, the cunts.

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7 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Gloom (his Maj) isn't vegan, if he was, he'd start every post with "I'm vegan" in the way vegans start every fucking sentence they utter, the cunts.

See also: cross fit diddlers

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16 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Start Isak on the bench. Lets not rush him back.

Eh? You either bench him or start him. If you start him you finish him on the bench (probably) then if you bench him you don’t start him. ;) 
Yes, I am bored 

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He's got a canny shot on him but I don't think that would be allowed even if he managed it.

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