The KING’s reign-defining noble mags v Brighton’s tiki taka twats - they don’t like it up em!

[toonotl 2888]

We're heading for another bore draw and an anemic performance served up from our iron deficient press to satisfy our vegan overlord.

 

 

Until, by the force of infinite sausages posted on a internet message board in another slither of the multiverse, the space-time continuum is torn asunder, and, in an impossible turn of events, a diet suitable only for rabbits suddenly becomes a viable means of nourishment for human beings, powering us to victory as, through the thick fog of spinach farts, "sausages", made from only the dead carcasses of our friends the animals, begin to rain from the heavens.

 

Hail Caesar! 3-0 to us.

[Toonpack 9014]

Gloom (his Maj) isn't vegan, if he was, he'd start every post with "I'm vegan" in the way vegans start every fucking sentence they utter, the cunts.

[Dazzler 9086]

7 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Gloom (his Maj) isn't vegan, if he was, he'd start every post with "I'm vegan" in the way vegans start every fucking sentence they utter, the cunts.

See also: cross fit diddlers

[Tdansmith 3138]

We win and go on to win the Premier League to complete the double of winning the league and getting relegated in the same season.

[NJS 4349]

Sounds like Isak yes, Wilson no going by Howe's remarks - usual slightly deliberate misleading proviso applies. 

[Holden McGroin 6428]

Probably means Isak is still injured and Wilson will be on the bench.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1230]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 19673]

Start Isak on the bench. Lets not rush him back.

[Dr Gloom 21727]

[RobinRobin 11000]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

[Toonpack 9014]

It appears big Frank has the king sussed:

 

 

[Alex 34598]

16 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Start Isak on the bench. Lets not rush him back.

Eh? You either bench him or start him. If you start him you finish him on the bench (probably) then if you bench him you don’t start him.  
Yes, I am bored 

[Chaser 1191]

Rare chance of a ticket today, so I'm hoping for a win. 2-0 Isak & Wilson double bluff sub after a turgid first half. 

[ewerk 30037]

[Diego21 2135]

Never Forget

 

[The Mighty Hog 496]

No Minteh at all for them so there's one talking point down.

[wykikitoon 19673]

2 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

No Minteh at all for them so there's one talking point down.

Someone will be devastated 

[Dr Gloom 21727]

Barnes to win it off the bench 

[MrBass 2588]

He's got a canny shot on him but I don't think that would be allowed even if he managed it.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1230]

Nice to see a REAL striker back in the team, is he going to get service with these widemen though? 

 

 

 

[Christmas Tree 4601]

Nice to have a nice thumping win. Please  

[ThatGinolaVolley 114]

Great to see Miley back on the bench.

 

Mitoma not starting for them either. Good.

[Dougle 3263]

26 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

No Minteh at all for them so there's one talking point down.

 

[NJS 4349]

Just about to board a flight home from holiday - let's see If BA's WiFi supports iptv. 

[wykikitoon 19673]

Villa losing