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A Royal Scandal: The Traitor King Exposed


Can the traitor king be allowed to continue?  

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Dr. Gloomy fancies himself a king, but even kings have faced judgment for betrayal throughout the ages. Let's not forget the fate of Richard III or Louis XVI—once noble rulers, until their own actions led to their downfall. By placing a bet on Minteh to score against us, Dr. Gloomy has committed the ultimate act of treason! A true king stands by his people, fights for their cause, and never, under any circumstances, sides with the enemy.


And what of his title, ‘the king’? A title is not earned by words alone but through unwavering loyalty, courage, and commitment to the cause. Can we trust a ruler who has already placed his bets on our demise? His wager is more than a simple flutter—it’s a calculated betrayal! a signal that he no longer believes in our strength, our resolve, or in the magpies that soar above St. James' Park.

 

What kind of ruler places a wager on our downfall, even in jest? His actions have sown seeds of doubt in the kingdom, and no throne can rest easy while treachery lingers in the air. It’s time to hold this pretender accountable. As the wise counsel of our forum, we must convene, put this so-called 'king' on trial, and determine whether he is fit to wear the crown—or if he should be sent to the dungeons of forgotten thread starters!


 

  

24 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm definitely having a few quid on minteh to score against us. 

 

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Considering the throne was stolen from @Meenzer it should be he that steps up to lead us in these dark times of snide cunts in christmas cracker hats hoying cheeky bets on players scoring against us.

 

Completely ruined the international break. String him up.

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A message for the small folk.

 

This is Toontastic etiquette.  The match thread starter remains in place until an undefeated run ends. 

 

The KING reigns, and he is not happy with his subjects' treasonous talk. 

 

 

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7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

A message for the small folk.

 

This is Toontastic etiquette.  The match thread starter remains in place until an undefeated run ends. 

 

The KING reigns, and he is not happy with his subjects' treasonous talk. 

 

 

The thread you stole.

 

I don't know why I should expect better from a monarch tbf, but as a staunch royalist I do.

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15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

A message for the small folk.

 

This is Toontastic etiquette.  The match thread starter remains in place until an undefeated run ends. 

 

The KING reigns, and he is not happy with his subjects' treasonous talk. 

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

The thread you stole.

 

I don't know why I should expect better from a monarch tbf, but as a staunch royalist I do.

 

Meenzer created a thread for a match that was cancelled. 

 

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21 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

The matches are more palatable than they were under the last thread starter.

 

finally, a true noble. sir, you are a man of honour 

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Very Trump-like, this from Gloom. Steals the position of thread starter and now wants to fall back on traditions and likes to talk up his terrible record. 

 

"We're gonna win so big. The only way we lose against Brighton is if they steal this off me." etc. 

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4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I see International break has hit Toontastic hard already.

Someone’s just salty that Queen Victoria sent their Great Grandad to H.M.P Oz for stealing a rat for the pot. 
 

 

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