The Warren Barton Centre Parting Derby (Match Cancelled, Thread Too)

[Meenzer 15190]

When I said "centre parting" I didn't mean down the middle of the actual stadium

 

[Dr Gloom 21464]

no worse than plough lane in the 80s tbh. get it played 

[Dazzler 8696]

Looks all set for a round of golf.

[ewerk 29647]

16 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Saw a pic, looks like a sink hole opened up in one of the corners. If they can't fulfil a rearranged game they forfeit and we go through.

 

Meenzer could have recorded Toontastic's first ever victory without a ball being kicked !!!!

 

[MrBass 2572]

On 22/09/2024 at 03:16, RobinRobin said:

No fucking idea. 

 

If ever a gif was perfectly apt for a fixture, this one nails it. 

[Dr Gloom 21464]

maybe we can continue to draw lower-league clubs and forfeit our way to the final 

[RobinRobin 10786]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

maybe we can lose to a lower-league club and forget the final 

MoreLikely'dYP 👍 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13639]

Played on worse than that before ffs. Might mean some of our players can get their first touch right too

[PaddockLad 16675]

@Gemmill your boy needs some company  

 

 

 

[Gemmill 43036]

9 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill your boy needs some company  

 

 

 

 

You're closer than me.

 

Also, there's only one of us following him on twitter.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13639]

Not sure why Pearson is complaining, the club are footing the bill for his stay anyway 

[Gemmill 43036]

Him, Eales, Mitch and Buncedog are in an Airbnb. 

[Gemmill 43036]

They've got a dart board with Howe's face on it. 

[thebrokendoll 8792]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Him, Eales, Mitch and Buncedog are in an Airbnb. 

 

at least adam's probably lost his virginity now.

[PaddockLad 16675]

28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

You're closer than me.

 

Also, there's only one of us following him on twitter.

I don’t follow him, Elon has fixed that shitty app though so that I can keep you abreast of all his movements, as if you don’t follow his YouTube account  

[Tdansmith 3045]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill your boy needs some company  

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6352]

Why has he been in London for 4 days?  Its a 3 or 4 hr journey

[Tdansmith 3045]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Why has he been in London for 4 days?  Its a 3 or 4 hr journey

Fulham game ? 

[ewerk 29647]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Why has he been in London for 4 days?  Its a 3 or 4 hr journey

By popular demand*!

 

 

 

 

*the demand being that his mum and dad wanted the annoying cunt out of the house for a few days.

[Dazzler 8696]

8 minutes ago, ewerk said:

By popular demand*!

 

 

 

 

*the demand being that his mum and dad wanted the annoying cunt out of the house for a few days.

"Howay pet, let's try and make a normal one and then we can drown Adam in the bath. Don't worry about that pet, look at him. Everyone will believe it was an accident." 

[Monkeys Fist 41452]

The flooding of the pitch and Pearson delivering a pitch-side report the day before… cause and effect, right there, the slavering gimp. 

[Meenzer 15190]

It's been shifted to SJP! Next Tuesday (1st).

[Meenzer 15190]

We'll keep this thread for now, on the fairly safe assumption that Gloomy will not be staying on as thread-starter after Haaland's lunchtime bareback session with our back four on Saturday. That said, I hope to get the chance to hit "Delete".

[PaddockLad 16675]

18 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

It's been shifted to SJP! Next Tuesday (1st).

[PaddockLad 16675]

Visions of ticking off the Cherry Red Record Stadium for ground no. 60 something…new pubs…the mad scramble to make the 2315 from Clapham Junction….all lost…. 

 

😭