24/25 Stats

[The Fish 11333]

  On 05/09/2024 at 09:22, Toonpack said:

 

Agreed. They way companies go on you'd think folks WFH weren't working and were just spending time on football forums etc.

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Makes no sense in my particular situation. There's nobody from my team in the Manchester office, it's not even a dedicated office for my company. So I'd be swapping working by myself in my office at home, for working by myself in an openplan space. I won't have two monitors, I can't have some of my calls in public so will have to rearrange the series likely pissing some people off.

 

Another bloke lives an hour from his office, childcare commitments means he can't leave home before 9 and he'll need to leave the office before 4. The same thing with hardly anybody working from that office too.

 

One of these dumbfuck decisions where some overpaid chinless cunt has seen that people aren't using the office they're paying for and instead of just not paying for the office, they're forcing people to go in.

[Toonpack 11717]

  On 05/09/2024 at 09:45, The Fish said:

Makes no sense in my particular situation. There's nobody from my team in the Manchester office, it's not even a dedicated office for my company. So I'd be swapping working by myself in my office at home, for working by myself in an openplan space. I won't have two monitors, I can't have some of my calls in public so will have to rearrange the series likely pissing some people off.

 

Another bloke lives an hour from his office, childcare commitments means he can't leave home before 9 and he'll need to leave the office before 4. The same thing with hardly anybody working from that office too.

 

One of these dumbfuck decisions where some overpaid chinless cunt has seen that people aren't using the office they're paying for and instead of just not paying for the office, they're forcing people to go in.

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That’s all well and good, but no good justifying yourself to me, I’m not the one trying to stop you WFH because you are creating superfluous office space and thinking you spend work time on a football forum, I’m just someone on that football forum that your chinless manager thinks you spend too much time on.

[The Fish 11333]

  On 05/09/2024 at 11:00, Toonpack said:

That’s all well and good, but no good justifying yourself to me, I’m not the one trying to stop you WFH because you are creating superfluous office space and thinking you spend work time on a football forum, I’m just someone on that football forum that your chinless manager thinks you spend too much time on.

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If they had any idea how much time I spend dicking about I'd have been unemployed a long time ago, my friend. 

 

This is pure top-down thinking.

"We've got this space that we're spending a lot of money on, there's no business need for and nobody is using, shall we kill the contract?"

"Nah, lets force the plebs to use it" 

 

Bravo dickheads, bravo.

[Toonpack 11717]

  On 05/09/2024 at 11:05, The Fish said:

If they had any idea how much time I spend dicking about I'd have been unemployed a long time ago, my friend. 

 

This is pure top-down thinking.

"We've got this space that we're spending a lot of money on, there's no business need for and nobody is using, shall we kill the contract?"

"Nah, lets force the plebs to use it" 

 

Bravo dickheads, bravo.

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probably Someone at the summit of top down world has an acquaintance with someone with a property portfolio.

[The Fish 11333]

Wolves have conceded 9 goals so far (6 of them coming against Chelsea), only Everton have conceded more. 

They have 4th highest Post Shot xGA and the 3rd lowest Post Shot xG. That means that Jose Sa has faced a lot of high quality shots and their forwards aren't great at finishing. 

4th lowest Shots on Target %, and they allow the 3rd hight Shots on Target %

3rd highest average distance of each shot taken. 

Middle of the road for possession, and 4th worst for pass completion.

No team has conceded more from set pieces.

 

In short, they're not very good in attack or defence. Given who we've got available I'd honestly expect another counterattack set up. Maybe Kelly at LB instead of Hall?

 

[Gemmill 50945]

Dave taking the moral high ground here, and making it look good, but for the record I still would have called you all cunts and locked the thread. 

[Toonpack 11717]

  On 10/09/2024 at 15:12, Gemmill said:

Dave taking the moral high ground here, and making it look good, but for the record I still would have called you all cunts and locked the thread. 

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Stats why Dave is our data king

[Gemmill 50945]

Genuinely pathetic. 

[Toonpack 11717]

  On 10/09/2024 at 16:27, Gemmill said:

Genuinely pathetic. 

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Achievement unlocked 👍 

[thebrokendoll 10503]

  On 10/09/2024 at 14:56, The Fish said:

Wolves have conceded 9 goals so far (6 of them coming against Chelsea), only Everton have conceded more. 

They have 4th highest Post Shot xGA and the 3rd lowest Post Shot xG. That means that Jose Sa has faced a lot of high quality shots and their forwards aren't great at finishing. 

4th lowest Shots on Target %, and they allow the 3rd hight Shots on Target %

3rd highest average distance of each shot taken. 

Middle of the road for possession, and 4th worst for pass completion.

No team has conceded more from set pieces.

 

In short, they're not very good in attack or defence. Given who we've got available I'd honestly expect another counterattack set up. Maybe Kelly at LB instead of Hall?

 

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so it's inconceivable that it'll be anything other than an away win then?

that's good news, I'm at this one (cheers... you know who you are!  ) howay you snuggle bugs.

 

[The Fish 11333]

  On 11/09/2024 at 06:17, thebrokendoll said:

 

so it's inconceivable that it'll be anything other than an away win then?

that's good news, I'm at this one (cheers... you know who you are!  ) howay you snuggle bugs.

 

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If Isak, Gordon and/or Barnes are in the mood, and if Schar is fit to start, I'd fancy us. 

 

Wolves fans seem to be thinking this is their best chance of getting their first PL win of the season. I get that we've been below par so far, but I'm surprised at the confidence. We've 2 wins and a draw despite playing below ourselves. They're winless, winless ffs!

 

[Dazzler 12134]

  On 11/09/2024 at 09:50, The Fish said:

 

If Isak, Gordon and/or Barnes are in the mood, and if Schar is fit to start, I'd fancy us. 

 

Wolves fans seem to be thinking this is their best chance of getting their first PL win of the season. I get that we've been below par so far, but I'm surprised at the confidence. We've 2 wins and a draw despite playing below ourselves. They're winless, winless ffs!

 

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Stats say 1-1 draw tbh:

 

[The Fish 11333]

  On 11/09/2024 at 10:37, Dazzler said:

Stats say 1-1 draw tbh:

 

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£10 will get you £75 with Betfair.

[Dazzler 12134]

  On 11/09/2024 at 12:16, The Fish said:

£10 will get you £75 with Betfair.

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I don't gamble. I learned that it was a bad habit when a young man rocked up at my kids school screaming in Italian and throwing betting slips at them.

[The Fish 11333]

  On 11/09/2024 at 12:18, Dazzler said:

I don't gamble. I learned that it was a bad habit when a young man rocked up at my kids school screaming in Italian and throwing betting slips at them.

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It is a terrible vice.

 

And where do your kids go to school, Greenwich Village?

[trophyshy 7450]

[trophyshy 7450]

Apologies for putting some stats in here.

[Gemmill 50945]

  On 11/09/2024 at 13:56, trophyshy said:

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Southgate man. What a fucking knobhead.

[The Fish 11333]

  On 11/09/2024 at 13:57, trophyshy said:

Apologies for putting some stats in here.

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Oh my sweet summer child, those aren't stats. That's a fucking opinion poll.

 

Gethefuggouttahere

[trophyshy 7450]

  On 11/09/2024 at 15:28, The Fish said:

Oh my sweet summer child, those aren't stats. That's a fucking opinion poll.

 

Gethefuggouttahere

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Fuck off baldy. 

[The Fish 11333]

 

 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 50945]

I think we can leave the private jet tracking until January, Dave. 

[The Fish 11333]

  On 16/09/2024 at 15:40, Gemmill said:

I think we can leave the private jet tracking until January, Dave. 

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[thebrokendoll 10503]

  On 16/09/2024 at 15:40, Gemmill said:

I think we can leave the private jet tracking until January, Dave. 

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it's to be hoped Ast and Bre are at different altitudes otherwise there's a serious risk of a mid air collision.

[The Fish 11333]

 

 

 

We're getting better lads.