24/25 Stats

[The Fish 11392]

  On 04/09/2024 at 09:17, Craig said:

 

Well this isn't confusing at all.

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Typo while I was on the phone with a removals team trying to arrange the removal of this fucking Miele washing machine. 

[Dr Gloom 24232]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:08, The Fish said:

 

Chart 1 has a broad explanation already. NUFC specific it shows that we're conceding a lot of chances and not really creating that much.

Chart 2 shows the efficacy of attack; above the line = scoring more than you'd expect, below = scoring fewer. Ideally you want to be close to MCI - creating loads, but scoring even more.

Chart 3 shows the quality of defence; above the line = conceding more than you'd expect, below = conceding fewer. Ideally you want to be where Liv are - allowing few chances and conceding even less. 

Chart 4 is essentially the same as Chart 3, but with the also showing the total number of goals conceded by size of bubble. 

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reinforces the view that we've been accumulating points while not playing particularly well then. i like stats when they support what you see with your eyes 

[The Fish 11392]

  On 04/09/2024 at 09:04, Gemmill said:

Dave, do you know what I would do. I would write a paragraph about how big of a cunt everyone that has replied so far is, then I would lock the thread and let that be theirs and your legacy. 

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As with so much of my 'contributions' on here, this isn't for the prosophobians, this is for me. 

[thebrokendoll 10801]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:08, The Fish said:

 

Chart 1 has a broad explanation already. NUFC specific it shows that we're conceding a lot of chances and not really creating that much.

Chart 2 shows the efficacy of attack; above the line = scoring more than you'd expect, below = scoring fewer. Ideally you want to be close to MCI - creating loads, but scoring even more.

Chart 3 shows the quality of defence; above the line = conceding more than you'd expect, below = conceding fewer. Ideally you want to be where Liv are - allowing few chances and conceding even less. 

Chart 4 is essentially the same as Chart 3, but with the also showing the total number of goals conceded by size of bubble. 

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that's what I was just thinking.

[Rayvin 6431]

 

 

So this thread has stats and people ripping the piss, both with and without stats.

 

This is going to be a good thread. I do appreciate the effort that goes into it anyway though Dave, will follow it  

[Holden McGroin 7892]

Awks

[Rayvin 6431]

I didn't mean literally ffs  I forgot that was even a feature tbh, does anyone use that?

[toonotl 3569]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:23, Rayvin said:

I didn't mean literally ffs  I forgot that was even a feature tbh, does anyone use that?

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No. But this thread raises an important question for the board admin. Could we implement the opposite of a follow thread option?

[RobinRobin 12879]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:12, thebrokendoll said:

 

that's what I was just thinking.

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[Dr Gloom 24232]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:23, Rayvin said:

I didn't mean literally ffs  I forgot that was even a feature tbh, does anyone use that?

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[Gemmill 52233]

I sometimes accidentally follow things, get a load of notifications, and discover it's some fucking stupid cunts on ANOTHER interminable pun run. 

[Toonpack 12078]

  On 04/09/2024 at 09:01, Dr Gloom said:

 

can you succinctly sum up what those numbers mean, in under one paragraph, for those of us who are struggling to make sense of it? 

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We’re not playing as well as we could be.

[Toonpack 12078]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:19, Rayvin said:

 

 

So this thread has stats and people ripping the piss, both with and without stats.

 

This is going to be a good thread. I do appreciate the effort that goes into it anyway though Dave, will follow it  

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[ewerk 34098]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:23, Rayvin said:

I didn't mean literally ffs  I forgot that was even a feature tbh, does anyone use that?

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Ummmm...

 

[Rayvin 6431]

Is that date noted when he started following it?  That's some commitment.

[The Fish 11392]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:38, ewerk said:

 

Ummmm...

 

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I have needs.

 

[The Fish 11392]

Side by side comparison of last season and this after 3 games

 

 

  

Edited September 4, 2024 by The Fish

[Toonpack 12078]

  On 04/09/2024 at 10:33, Gemmill said:

I sometimes accidentally follow things, get a load of notifications, and discover it's some fucking stupid cunts on ANOTHER interminable pun run. 

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A pun run ? Would that be like the Great North Pun or just a Parkpun?

[sammynb 3959]

  On 04/09/2024 at 11:01, Toonpack said:

A pun run ? Would that be like the Great North Pun or just a Parkpun?

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Everyone loves a fun pun.

[Toonpack 12078]

He’ll be fucking livid 😂😂

[Gemmill 52233]

Do you really think that I don't expect this from you idiots? I know if I mention puns, that you lads start typing one handed. 

[Toonpack 12078]

  On 04/09/2024 at 11:07, Gemmill said:

Do you really think that I don't expect this from you idiots? I know if I mention puns, that you lads start typing one handed. 

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Don't you realise we do it on purpose, well that, and to demonstrate our greater creative intellect that is.

[Gemmill 52233]

Creative intellect ffs. You're usually all recycling puns that have already been used less than 5 posts in. 

 

You're just the worst people. 

[ewerk 34098]

  On 04/09/2024 at 11:17, Gemmill said:

Creative intellect ffs. You're usually all recycling puns that have already been used less than 5 posts in. 

 

You're just the worst people. 

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There’s no need for this in the stats thread. You’re just being mean.

[Toonpack 12078]

  On 04/09/2024 at 11:32, ewerk said:

There’s no need for this in the stats thread. You’re just being mean.

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You are correct, his was a bang average retort