Newcastle United vs Tottenham

[Alex 33985]

3 minutes ago, toonotl said:

Long may the AES and Good Times roll!

 

10-0. Phar Lap and the Vegemite kid to both get all 10 each.

[OTF 7052]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

That's my pre-match routine. 

[Christmas Tree 4424]

Not sure if you are all aware (or interested), but if you download the NUFC app, you can now watch Eddies pre match pressers live

 

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1204]

 

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13554]

Really hope they lose the plot up here again. That’d be a nice boost after this window

[Andrew 4646]

11 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Really hope they lose the plot up here again. That’d be a nice boost after this window

Especially with internationals coming too. 

[thebrokendoll 8541]

up for this one tomorrow, 5am start on a solo journey so will probably tailgate an artic all the way up to save meself some petrol money, tight twat that I am.

anyway, was up for the 2-3 defeat immediately after the takeover but have missed the last two resounding victories against these cunts. I'll either be there to witness things always happening in threes or I should've stopped away so as not to jinx it.

despite the very best efforts by the two cunts (eales/mitchell) to sabotage our season and the fact I'll probably have the misfortune to be sat next to the odd lunatic who doesn't appreciate craig hope's astonishingly good investigative journalism such as @Toonpack for example, I still think I'll have a canny day out...... 3-1

 

[JawD 99]

Funny side Spurs.  Struggled opening game and then rolled Everton over.  Then you see todays game (Eve) and realise that 4-0 prob wasnt that great.  They dont travel up here well either.

 

In 22/23 we had an exceptional season with an us against them feeling about everything.  With no signings, some negativity around, Im kinda hoping we can recapture that.  Either than, or we'll implode.

 

So aye, I havent got a clue/

[PaddockLad 16474]

These have created a fuck load of chances in their first two games. If they take what they create tomorrow it’s going to be very difficult… 0.5xG v 1.49xG (CAN YOU SEE WHAT I’VE DONE THERE SPREADSHEET DUDES?? 😀) 

 

 

Edited August 31 by PaddockLad

[strawb 4067]

We beat these cunts and move up to 4th into the table.

 

Fucking right into them.

[Holden McGroin 6174]

I’m expecting them to have most of the possession and probably the chances.

we’ll try and hit them on the break.

 

Eddie did a tactical masterclass on them last season but we’ve had a midweek game and they didn’t so should be fresher.

 

We’ve lacked energy all season and only been able to play in spurts. I have a bad feeling about this one.

 

1-2

[Gemmill 42458]

As long as they're playing with their kamikaze high line, we're gonna get chances. Hopefully he plays Gordon and Barnes and we can absolutely tear them to bits on the break. 

[Christmas Tree 4424]

Going to watch this from behind a cushion with zero expectations. 
 

[Dougle 3233]

[Dr Gloom 21245]

I’m feeling strangely optimistic about this one. We’re good enough to tonk these again if everyone turns up. The transfer window failure could go two ways. A tense atmosphere if we don’t score an early goal which the players are weighed down by, or the whole thing could galvanise the team. We’re due a performance. I think this is the game where Isak and Gordon turn up for the first time this season. It should be an entertaining game either way. I expect open attacking football from both sides.
 

6-2 to us

[Dr Gloom 21245]

I’d like to see him start Trippier at RB, Hall at LB, Sandro in CM and Barnes and Gordon either side of Isak 

[Dr Gloom 21245]

Get your snags out

 

[Toonpack 8643]

12 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

up for this one tomorrow, 5am start on a solo journey so will probably tailgate an artic all the way up to save meself some petrol money, tight twat that I am.

anyway, was up for the 2-3 defeat immediately after the takeover but have missed the last two resounding victories against these cunts. I'll either be there to witness things always happening in threes or I should've stopped away so as not to jinx it.

despite the very best efforts by the two cunts (eales/mitchell) to sabotage our season and the fact I'll probably have the misfortune to be sat next to the odd lunatic who doesn't appreciate craig hope's astonishingly good investigative journalism such as @Toonpack for example, I still think I'll have a canny day out...... 3-1

 

Jinxy tight twat

 

[Monkeys Fist 41272]

38 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Jinxy tight twat

 

Is that Gemmill trying to kick in Ms.Swift’s back doors? 

[sammynb 3123]

36 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Is that Gemmill trying to kick in Ms.Swift’s back doors? 

 

Like throwing a cocktail frankfurt down a corridor.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13554]

I just hope that Howe has them feeling a siege mentality. If we’re feeling sorry for ourselves, we’re fucked

[Gemmill 42458]

31 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

Like throwing a cocktail frankfurt down a corridor.

 

Say what you like about me, but you leave Taylor out of it. 

[AgentAxeman 164]

1 hour ago, sammynb said:

 

Like throwing a cocktail frankfurt down a corridor.

Like hoying a greggs sausage roll into the tyne tunnel... 

[Tdansmith 2948]

10 minutes ago, AgentAxeman said:

Like hoying a greggs sausage roll into the tyne tunnel... 

I like hoying a small cock into a massive fanny.

[PaddockLad 16474]

Post window visit from “his excellency” & co. Eales this morning discovering the colour of adrenaline is brown