Bournemouth vs Newcastle United

[Isegrim 9894]

Meh. Can’t watch it but seems that i miss nothing.

 

 I blame CT and his 5-0 prediction 

[wykikitoon 20702]

We need to get moving it quicker. Gordon looks a million mile off.

 

Longstaff needs to grow a fucking pair and get stuck in the soft cunt.

[OTF 7473]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Murphy's been in the game more than Gordon btw. 

His final ball has not been good, but he's otherwise looked good on the ball, better than anyone else bar Isak.

[aimaad22 4222]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

Joelinton wants fucked for that goal. Limitations of some are there for all to see, Gordon looks fucked, longstaff had to put up with a lot last year, no excuse so far in this game.

 Can't string 3 passes together. Let's wait till 28 August to sign someone though

[Howmanheyman 33810]

We don't like playing down there, do we? 

[aimaad22 4222]

Murphy and Longstaff combining brilliantly there laborious half arsed stuff this. 

[wykikitoon 20702]

FUCK OFF MURPHY!  

[wykikitoon 20702]

That final third for us has been fucking woeful man

[thebrokendoll 9449]

fucking woeful this.

[aimaad22 4222]

Wow that was turgid 

[NJS 4410]

Rocket up the arse and Barnes for Gordon. 

[Howmanheyman 33810]

Just not good enough.

[Toonpack 9904]

Just now, wykikitoon said:

FUCK OFF MURPHY!  

Longstaff should have driven into the box when he got the ball, before he stood still and passed to a similarly static Murphy, who checked because Longstaff stopped.

[Holden McGroin 6779]

Gordon carrying on where he left off v Southampton. I thought he wa seeing lazy v Southampton but he is being asked to tuck in more. It’s not effective, either way.

 

murphy has been awful as well. Eddie needs to get into them at half time.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14042]

4-3-3 immediately after half time, thank you 

[Howmanheyman 33810]

Only consolation is I switched it over to Optus at kick off, this is bad enough without having to listen to Alan Smith and the sky cunts.

[Gemmill 45987]

Dogshit. One of those where it's hard to see it improving in the second half too. 

 

Howe is gonna be under pressure soon if this continues. We were crap against Southampton too, even before the red card. 

 

I'm not remotely saying I think Howe needs to go before anyone starts, but we've not got much excuse to not have come flying out of the blocks this season, and we look totally off the pace and like we don't know what we're doing. 

 

Press doesn't exist anymore, and we look susceptible to pressure ourselves. 

[Kid Dynamite 7165]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Murphy's been in the game more than Gordon btw. 

That's the issue though. Isak is against a 4 man defence practically on his own. Murphy tried hard but is the weak link in the attack and Gordon looks out of form. 
 

Howe will never do it, but I'd take Longstaff off for Osula and go 442. I'd have Almiron and Barnes warming up too 

[Toonpack 9904]

Big Joe’s had a mare mind, (not just their goal) if you can’t rely on the ball sticking to him, as it usually does, it causes all sorts of problems.

[Kid Dynamite 7165]

We could do worse than Semenyo on our RW mind

[wykikitoon 20702]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Dogshit. One of those where it's hard to see it improving in the second half too. 

 

Howe is gonna be under pressure soon if this continues. We were crap against Southampton too, even before the red card. 

 

I'm not remotely saying I think Howe needs to go before anyone starts, but we've not got much excuse to not have come flying out of the blocks this season, and we look totally off the pace and like we don't know what we're doing. 

 

Press doesn't exist anymore, and we look susceptible to pressure ourselves. 

Eddie Howe ✅

[Dazzler 10357]

Willock for longstaff

osula for Murphy

barnes for Gordon

 

Early, for a change. 

[Christmas Tree 4815]

Fucking hopeless. Whats gone wrong this season. We just look fucked all over the pitch.

[Toonpack 9904]

3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

4-3-3 immediately after half time, thank you 

This 👆

 

No idea where this 442’s come from we lose all the benefit of real pace out wide with Gordon tucked in.

[Dazzler 10357]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

We could do worse than Semenyo on our RW mind

Aye he always plays well vs us it seems.