Newcastle United vs Southampton

[OTF 7090]

Bruno opens his captaincy with a supreme amount of effort, nous and determination.

 

But Big Joe shades him for MOTM.

[Zathras 242]

Get the fuck in!

[ewerk 29479]

5 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

I'd take a 1-0 tbh to get us off running.

Careful you don’t have another seizure tonight as the rage builds up in you but you’re now totally unable to vent it on here.

[MrBass 2561]

Fortunately for us, Southampton are TURBO SHIT and will likely be spending next season back in the Championship.

 

Still, nice to start the season with a win no matter how scrappy it was. Let's hope we don't get this cockeyed ref again anytime soon.

[Kid Dynamite 6816]

Fuck me, that was hard work. Great result 

[Kid Dynamite 6816]

Southampton straight in at no.1 on my shit list/hope they finish bottom list 

[Gemmill 42591]

36 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

@Gemmill?

I tell you what. Makes you think. 

[Renton 20414]

Well done lads. Close one, sounded nervy. I blame the thread starter, what kind of fucking cunty title is this? 

 

Also, is this the year that Gemmill finally gets the hang of this Everton lark? 

 

 

Edited August 17 by Renton

[toonotl 2828]

Season defining victory in the books game 1. That's a tough tough win.

[OTF 7090]

Huge amount of relief. The never looked like scoring against our ten men and us playing very poorly. Going to be a long season for them.

 

And finally, suck it weasel diaz, revealed yourself as a playacting prick for sweet fuck all.

[GrahamTaylor5 815]

That was painful to watch but it was also so good to see. We have a manager and a set of players who have managed the situation very well. 

[Sonatine 11121]

'Twas never in doubt.

 

[Renton 20414]

Just now, Gemmill said:

I tell you what. Makes you think. 

 

Ffs, first match and the dippit cunt jinxes it. 

 

[OTF 7090]

xG 0.25 for us for anyone wondering  

[Gemmill 42591]

Wykiki got his wish with a ground out 1 nil. BIG wank for him tonight. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3707]

[GrahamTaylor5 815]

@LongTimeAdmirerbanned from starting match threads. This should have been at least 3-0. I'm blaming the red card on you haha.

[Chaser 1174]

22% possession.....

[Ayatollah Hermione 13588]

Wasn’t quite the all out battering we’d want but it showed another side of us which was frankly unbelievable. Joelinton was on another level today, Burn and Krafth were outstanding in the second half and Tino did well against a tricky winger on a side where he wasn’t getting a lot of help. If that’s our defensive resilience and organisation going ahead, I’m made up with that.

 

Might need to go crawling back to Palace for Guehi now like

[acrossthepond 861]

Mind, it's a good thing that Southampton are utterly shit. The amount of no-namers they brought on stretched credulity by the end. I wasn't sure if Amo-Ameyaw and Dibling were real people or FM regens. Smallbone the budget Slenderman/Shelvey hybrid can do one too, the oddly-proportioned weirdo. 

[Howmanheyman 31578]

First game of the season, rusty etc, etc but fair play, we won 12 v 10 for most of the game. They're no great shakes but fuck me, they had some allowances today we just didn't. Like I said earlier, some of that shit just doesn't fly at anfield or old Trafford etc. it stinks but we've got to keep at it, get some more cash through the door, get ourselves up there on a permanent basis and put this shit to bed when refs think there's genuine consequences to fucking it up against us.

[GrahamTaylor5 815]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Wasn’t quite the all out battering we’d want but it showed another side of us which was frankly unbelievable. Joelinton was on another level today, Burn and Krafth were outstanding in the second half and Tino did well against a tricky winger on a side where he wasn’t getting a lot of help. If that’s our defensive resilience and organisation going ahead, I’m made up with that.

 

Might need to go crawling back to Palace for Guehi now like

Imagine saying that Joelinton was on another level and that Krafth was outstanding, a few years ago without people thinking you were nuts haha

[Gemmill 42591]

1 minute ago, acrossthepond said:

Mind, it's a good thing that Southampton are utterly shit. The amount of no-namers they brought on stretched credulity by the end. I wasn't sure if Amo-Ameyaw and Dibling were real people or FM regens. Smallbone the budget Slenderman/Shelvey hybrid can do one too, the oddly-proportioned weirdo. 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13588]

7 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

Imagine saying that Joelinton was on another level and that Krafth was outstanding, a few years ago without people thinking you were nuts haha

 True enough. Mind, I noticed Bunce and Mitchell up in the gods looking on. I think those two might be slightly harder bosses than Staveley and her husband 

[NJS 4252]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 True enough. Mind, I noticed Bunce and Mitchell up in the gods looking on. I think those two might be slightly harder bosses than Staveley and her husband 

Jumper and jacket in August - soft as shite.