Newcastle United vs Southampton

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

 

 

 

 

Get ready for an incredible season ahead!!!

 

With me at the helm, we're not just aiming for wins—we're going to go undefeated and make history!

 

CHAMPIONE, CHAMPIONE

 

 

 

[Gemmill 44793]

Here begins the nomination process for threadstarter for match week 2.

[The Fish 10838]

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

 

[The Fish 10838]

 

3 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

 

If we don't win, you cannot mention, or respond to criticism of, ASM for a month.

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

Just now, The Fish said:

 

If we don't win, you cannot mention, or respond to criticism of, ASM for a month.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

I’m hoping for a real marker put down. These seem the type to give us an easy goal by titting about at the back 

[Holden McGroin 6580]

I wonder who Eddie will go with in defence...I suspect Trippier-Schar-BDB-Hall but he would well shoehorn Kelly in for Hall.

 

Longstaff will start. Little Joe on the bench.

 

Murphy RW. Gordon LW.

[Dazzler 9695]

34 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

If we don't win, you cannot mention, or respond to criticism of, ASM for a month.

If we lose that new thread about that stranger no one has ever heard of is going to be fucking unbearable.

 

That said - 32-0.

 

Osula to get two hat tricks, Murphy to score from a clearance in his own 6 yard box. Adam Armstrong and Ryan Fraser to take part in the midget throwing during the half time entertainment.

 

[Toonpack 9377]

Eleventy nil

 

 Matt Le Tissier to get electrocuted by a lightning strike on his tinfoil hat, the cunt.

[Howmanheyman 33098]

You have to fancy us at home to Southampton. It'll be a colossally shit result if we got beat and a bad one just getting a draw with it being the opener at home. 

[trophyshy 7083]

59 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’m hoping for a real marker put down.

 

How about "your penis looks like a Sharpie"?

[thebrokendoll 9188]

4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

You have to fancy us at home to Southampton. It'll be a colossally shit result if we got beat and a bad one just getting a draw with it being the opener at home. 

 

you at the match/in town for this mate?

[Dazzler 9695]

25 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Eleventy nil

 

 Matt Le Tissier to get electrocuted by a lightning strike on his tinfoil hat, the cunt.

For every goal we score Le Tiss has to have one Covid booster. Hopefully, we add to the collection of 9-0 shaggings Southampton have suffered in the league and Le Tissier bursts from a Covid overdose.

[Howmanheyman 33098]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

you at the match/in town for this mate?

 

I didn't get a membership after the last year and a half of a shitshow. I'm now an official 'carer' trying to work out my best options jobswise so can't be affording normal pubs never mind toon pubs whilst I've still got some back up cash to stretch out. By the time the new stadium is built I'll see where I stand?

[ewerk 30535]

6 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

you at the match/in town for this mate?

 

HMHM has been boycotting SJP since the Saudis didn't offer him a complimentary season ticket in the directors' box.

[Gemmill 44793]

After the pre-season stuff, if he comes back, he's coming back in full offensive Fu Manchu get-up, on the hunt for freebies. 

 

"Excuse me sir. Where I find Prrratnum Crub?!" 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

12 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I didn't get a membership after the last year and a half of a shitshow. I'm now an official 'carer' trying to work out my best options jobswise so can't be affording normal pubs never mind toon pubs whilst I've still got some back up cash to stretch out. By the time the new stadium is built I'll see where I stand?

 

I knew you'd jacked the membership in, come very close meself. wasn't aware about the other stuff, hopefully you'll get it all sorted quickly and the opportunity crops up for a ticket by, I think the term is, 'other means'

gonna be quite some time before they build a new stadium if progress on this cunt from crystal palace is owt to go by! 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

17 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

HMHM has been boycotting SJP since the Saudis didn't offer him a complimentary season ticket in the directors' box.

 

so I should think so too. the inconsiderate cunts.

[Howmanheyman 33098]

19 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

HMHM has been boycotting SJP since the Saudis didn't offer him a complimentary season ticket in the directors' box.

 

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

After the pre-season stuff, if he comes back, he's coming back in full offensive Fu Manchu get-up, on the hunt for freebies. 

 

"Excuse me sir. Where I find Prrratnum Crub?!" 

 

 

 

You both aren't far wrong! 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

24 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

After the pre-season stuff, if he comes back, he's coming back in full offensive Fu Manchu get-up, on the hunt for freebies. 

 

"Excuse me sir. Where I find Prrratnum Crub?!" 

 

I thought that fucking wassy looked familiar.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

At last, all the talking will be over, the stupid Sela “glory” behind us and we can get down to what really matters.

 

Just how fucking good are the new caterers. Salt n Pepper chicken and chips? Yes please. 
 

[Toonpack 9377]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I didn't get a membership after the last year and a half of a shitshow. I'm now an official 'carer' trying to work out my best options jobswise so can't be affording normal pubs never mind toon pubs whilst I've still got some back up cash to stretch out. By the time the new stadium is built I'll see where I stand?

So as a non match going carer, you’ll technically be working during every game, fuck me, we REALLY could go unbeaten.

[PaddockLad 17239]

Back four will be Fab, Burn, Kelly + “a right back”. Fantastic 3 in midfield, Gordon, Isak and Murphy…if we don’t win convincingly there will be a massive collective meltdown that you’ll be able to see from the moon/pick up on the Richter scale

[RobElliott 1485]

28 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

At last, all the talking will be over, the stupid Sela “glory” behind us and we can get down to what really matters.

 

Just how fucking good are the new caterers. Salt n Pepper chicken and chips? Yes please. 
 

 

Not enough pink cheyese on those chips according to the discerning marras