Who hopes Palace get relegated and Guehi leaves on a free?

[The Fish 11322]

10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

I’m sorry. but I honestly don’t believe the pool to upgrade Jacob Murphy is that small  

 

It's not just about upgrading Murphy though, is it?

 

Yes, we could sign Sterling or whomever. But that'll leave us in a wage problem, and we'll have to replace Sterling soon enough. 

 

The pool we're fishing in is small. We need a player who;

 

• Ticks enough of the performance analysis boxes (technical, loads of stamina, presses well)
• has the potential to improve
• is within PSR wriggle room
• expects reasonable wages
• who plays in a style that dovetails with the team
• has the right personality to mesh with the squad
• and experience of Premier League preferrable

 

Now, within these parameters, drop a list of available, affordable, appropriate players would you please?

[wykikitoon 22870]

[ewerk 33220]

7 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

It's not just about upgrading Murphy though, is it?

 

Yes, we could sign Sterling or whomever. But that'll leave us in a wage problem, and we'll have to replace Sterling soon enough. 

 

The pool we're fishing in is small. We need a player who;

 

• Ticks enough of the performance analysis boxes (technical, loads of stamina, presses well)
• has the potential to improve
• is within PSR wriggle room
• expects reasonable wages
• who plays in a style that dovetails with the team
• has the right personality to mesh with the squad
• and experience of Premier League preferrable

 

Now, within these parameters, drop a list of available, affordable, appropriate players would you please?

 

Easy. Sylvain Marveaux.

[Gemmill 49965]

I don't know why we don't just make some Bruno type signings. 

 

I also don't understand why, when we're struggling in matches, we don't just give Isak the ball to run past their entire team and set up a goal like he did against Everton. 

[The Fish 11322]

15 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Easy. Sylvain Marveaux.

Rotherham could do with some cash, maybe we get back Shane Ferguson?

[ewerk 33220]

Now you're just being ridiculous.

 

 

 

 

 

Ferguson plays on the left.

[RobinRobin 12486]

Just now, ewerk said:

Now you're just being ridiculous.

 

 

 

 

 

Ferguson plays on the left.

But CT would be ecstatic. 

[The Fish 11322]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Now you're just being ridiculous.

 

 

 

 

 

Ferguson plays on the left.

 

You can't constrain a talent like Shane to something as pedestrian as positions, or roles or tactics.

[Christmas Tree 5104]

55 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

It's not just about upgrading Murphy though, is it?

 

Yes, we could sign Sterling or whomever. But that'll leave us in a wage problem, and we'll have to replace Sterling soon enough. 

 

The pool we're fishing in is small. We need a player who;

 

• Ticks enough of the performance analysis boxes (technical, loads of stamina, presses well)
• has the potential to improve
• is within PSR wriggle room
• expects reasonable wages
• who plays in a style that dovetails with the team
• has the right personality to mesh with the squad
• and experience of Premier League preferrable

 

Now, within these parameters, drop a list of available, affordable, appropriate players would you please?

Unsurprisingly, I disagree with your batshit logic  

 

It would have ruled out Bruno and Isak for starters.

[DCR 24]

19 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

You can't constrain a talent like Shane to something as pedestrian as positions, or roles or tactics.

wasn't in the matchday squad yesterday

maybe something happening

 

 

 

or maybe not good enough

[Dazzler 11818]

14 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Unsurprisingly, I disagree with your batshit logic  

 

It would have ruled out Bruno and Isak for starters.

Both of those players were not at top clubs, weren’t getting paid top wages, and were young enough to improve. It absolutely would not have ruled them out in the slightest

[Gemmill 49965]

CT simultaneously demanding and ruling out Bruno type signings. 

[Toonpack 11364]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

I’m sorry. but I honestly don’t believe the pool to upgrade Jacob Murphy is that small  

It is, maybe straightforward to improve on his RW output but his positional flexibility less so.

[The Fish 11322]

22 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Unsurprisingly, I disagree with your batshit logic  

 

It would have ruled out Bruno and Isak for starters.

No it fucking wouldn't you wet whimpering queef.

 

• Ticks enough of the performance analysis boxes (technical, loads of stamina, presses well) ✅
• has the potential to improve ✅
• is within PSR wriggle room ✅
• expects reasonable wages ✅
• who plays in a style that dovetails with the team ✅
• has the right personality to mesh with the squad ✅
• and experience of Premier League preferrable 🚫

 

[thebrokendoll 10272]

opened up this 'hot' topic thinking maybe the cunt has signed after all.

but no, merely ct giving all other thread users a severe Internet arse kicking.

[Christmas Tree 5104]

4 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

opened up this 'hot' topic thinking maybe the cunt has signed after all.

but no, merely ct giving all other thread users a severe Internet arse kicking.

 

They’re having a mare mate. Wouldn’t surprise me if some are on the club payroll the way they are going on.   

[Gemmill 49965]

7 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

They’re having a mare mate. Wouldn’t surprise me if some are on the club payroll the way they are going on.   

 

The shame is that you aren't on the payroll, standing behind Mitchell at his desk:

 

"Right, open up Google. Click into the box... NO, that's the address bar. THE SEARCH BOX. THERE! Right, now type 'Bruno type signings'. Press enter. Right, I'm popping to Superdrug for some anusol, I'll be back in an hour to see what you've found."

[Howmanheyman 36595]

8 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

 

They’re having a mare mate. Wouldn’t surprise me if some are on the club payroll the way they are going on.   

 

[Gemmill 49965]

3 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

Exactly what I said. That it's a really strange thought to have and if that is at all possible, does that not also mean that Gordon's below par performance on Saturday means he's trying to get his price down, so he can move to Liverpool?

 

I think what others are saying is far more likely, he's come back from being under Southgates influence at the Euros and has had a downturn in form from shite management.

 

I don't like seeing these Roo-on-Roo incidents. It's like seeing Mick Dundee and Donk fall out. 

[Gemmill 49965]

 

Guehi alternative latest.

 

Edited August 19, 2024 by Gemmill

[Gemmill 49965]

I'm gonna stop worrying about how to pronounce his name and just go with GALLERY OF HORRORS. 

[The Fish 11322]

50 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

 

https://fbref.com/en/players/0caa2fd4/Johan-Bakayoko

 

 

 

He's great as an attacking threat but Newcastle United need more defensive contributions from their players.

 

Thanks for playing though.

 

[The Fish 11322]

58 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

opened up this 'hot' topic thinking maybe the cunt has signed after all.

but no, merely ct giving all other thread users a severe Internet arse kicking.

 

I have no idea what thread you're reading tbd...

[Dazzler 11818]

I hope he enjoys not tearing up a league made up of bin men and farmers in a season or two then.

[Isegrim 10350]

42 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

I have no idea what thread you're reading tbd...

The astrology thread.