Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!)

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

I thought maybe this game deserves its own match thread? 
 

Aside from score predictions …

 

… 5-0 obvs

 

I wondered if anyone would like to take a wild guess at our starting lineup? 
 

Tricky, I know, but have a go. 
 

Best I can guess is Pickford* in goal- beyond that , it’s anyone’s guess…

 

 

 

 

* Pickford has bought a pub in Pennywell, called it the Thalidomide’s Arms. 
 

 

Giddup! 

[Toonpack 9904]

C’mon the glittery cow stabbing bastards

[ewerk 31192]

In Southgate we trust!*
 

 

 

 

*speaking as an Irishman

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

Well, this has got off to a flying start …

 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3957]

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

2 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Why aren’t you supporting Scotla…

 

 

 

 

 

… oooh, awkward. 

[Howmanheyman 33810]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I thought maybe this game deserves its own match thread? 
 

Aside from score predictions …

 

… 5-0 obvs

 

I wondered if anyone would like to take a wild guess at our starting lineup? 
 

Tricky, I know, but have a go. 
 

Best I can guess is Pickford* in goal- beyond that , it’s anyone’s guess…

 

 

 

 

* Pickford has bought a pub in Pennywell, called it the Thalidomide’s Arms. 
 

 

Giddup! 

 

 

Starting a match thread for another team?

 

Mackem like behaviour. 

 

[Dazzler 10357]

 

2-0 Spain. When it's not the toon I'm pissing the bed. Deal with it.

[sammynb 3506]

An England/Columbia double will get you 14/1.

[ewerk 31192]

1 minute ago, sammynb said:

An England/Columbia double

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Starting a match thread for another team?

 

Mackem like behaviour. 

 

Would you like a fight? 
 

 

 

[Sonatine 11542]

14 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Well, this has got off to a flying start …

 

 

 

Which is more than a Southgate managed England team will do 

[Howmanheyman 33810]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Would you like a fight? 
 

 

 

 

Are you looking for a fight? (I'llook this way, you look the other way, one of us will hit lucky).

[Tdansmith 3259]

6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Would you like a fight? 
 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Are you looking for a fight? (I'llook this way, you look the other way, one of us will hit lucky).

Anyone know Ladbrokes odds for this @Monkeys Fist v @Howmanheyman  epic pre-match fight ? 

 

[Dazzler 10357]

2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

 

Anyone know Ladbrokes odds for this @Monkeys Fist v @Howmanheyman  epic pre-match fight ? 

 

@AlbertSmith50?

[Howmanheyman 33810]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

@AlbertSmith50?

 

Albert's either shuttled off this mortal coil or been sacked from his marketing/social media role. 

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

been sacked from his marketing/social media role. 

Can’t imagine why, he did so well on here. 
 

 

 

You big girls blouse. 

[Howmanheyman 33810]

6 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

 

Anyone know Ladbrokes odds for this @Monkeys Fist v @Howmanheyman  epic pre-match fight ? 

 

 

MF now eats Yorkie bars all day since he's driving artics, I'll have to start eating spinach to have any hope?

[Dazzler 10357]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

MF now eats Yorkie bars all day since he's driving artics, I'll have to start eating spinach to have any hope?

He's regularly lifting dead weight, on top of digging shallow graves too. He'll fucking do you in, mate.

[Howmanheyman 33810]

Just now, Dazzler said:

He's regularly lifting dead weight, on top of digging shallow graves too. He'll fucking do you in, mate.

 

Aye, my job's not as physical as it used to be. Plus once the spirit of Sutcliffe is in your system, I'm sure there's a hammer close by as an assistant.

[Monkeys Fist 43048]

Can we have a ringside bar so we can have a pint between our 10 second rounds, please? 

[Dazzler 10357]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Can we have a ringside bar so we can have a pint between our 10 second rounds, please? 

"Get that down you. Glens - £3 from the premier round the corner"

[Howmanheyman 33810]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Can we have a ringside bar so we can have a pint between our 10 second rounds, please? 

 

[Holden McGroin 6779]

Arise Sir Gareth

 

 

[Sonatine 11542]

 

A years supply of Rich Energy for the lads if they win, a lifetimes supply if they lose.