Toonpack 9377 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 6 hours ago, Selkirk said: Think that's borders common riding season finished for another year after galas one at weekend Lauder is on 3rd August, pissed horsey bastards all over 🙄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 44 minutes ago, Alex said: Monkeys Fist has entered the thread 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selkirk 37 Posted July 1 Author Share Posted July 1 43 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Lauder is on 3rd August, pissed horsey bastards all over 🙄 🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3329 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 I once got me heed kicked in outside a pub on the Isle of Arran some pub on Brodick high street. It was because of my black and white scarf. They thought I was St Mirren rather than Kilmarnock. After the discovery of the mistake I was bought several pints. Only telling this story because of the Scottishness of the content. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 2 hours ago, Alex said: Monkeys Fist has entered the thread 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: Lauder is on 3rd August, pissed horsey bastards all over 🙄 2 hours ago, PaddockLad said: I went to one in Jedburgh when I was 18 and living in Kielder. The Kielder lads I went with said words to the effect of “ If you can’t get your dick wet at The Riding, you might as well cut it off” Knees were successfully trembled. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 12 hours ago, Selkirk said: Aye live in selkirk buddy Small world! Our car's gearbox packed in about 50 miles from there sometime last year. If I actually supported Newcastle and didn't actively dislike Hearts we'd be like brothers from another mother. Heads up, the mods and regulars here are largely a weird mix of ex-pats, ex-polis and potential serial killlers. To quote Fox Mulder "Trust No One" and "If I'm not home by midnight, feed my fish". 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 1 hour ago, Blastronaut said: ex-polis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 592 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Welcome. Got mates up in Hawick, been out a few times up there and they have been down here, still can’t understand a word they fuckin say and probably they can’t understand me. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1256 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 The streets need an answer 17 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: What's your stance on our Lord and Saviour Allan Saint Maximin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11257 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 17 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: The streets need an answer 17 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: What's your stance on our Lord and Saviour Allan Saint Maximin? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: The streets need an answer No one cares, Ibrahim keep it to PMs .… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1256 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Why do keep saying Ibrahim weirdo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 22 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: Why do keep saying Ibrahim weirdo? I just said Ibrahim, you added the weirdo. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 2 hours ago, BobHopeandNoHope said: Welcome. Got mates up in Hawick, been out a few times up there and they have been down here, still can’t understand a word they fuckin say and probably they can’t understand me. They have their own language in Hawick, they basically just sing instead of talking 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35055 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 3 hours ago, BobHopeandNoHope said: Welcome. Got mates up in Hawick, been out a few times up there and they have been down here, still can’t understand a word they fuckin say and probably they can’t understand me. I thought they’d all have perfect enunciation 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35055 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 22 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: They have their own language in Hawick, they basically just sing instead of talking Poor old Michael Finnegan 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 The lad on the right doing a John Redwood “ Whit thae fuck they sayin’ ?l 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 18 minutes ago, Alex said: I thought they’d all have perfect enunciation Why’s he shaving his lip? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35055 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Why’s he shaving his lip? Getting ready for a night out in Galashiels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 5 minutes ago, Alex said: Getting ready for a night out in Galashiels Ah… so he’s making sure no one mistakes him for a local woman. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Alex said: Getting ready for a night out in Galashiels That subject literally has its own Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/share/D3UKeQAJn6u1XpA4/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Edited July 2 by PaddockLad 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 And of course we had our own bona fide pop star back in the day 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35055 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: That subject literally has its own Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/share/D3UKeQAJn6u1XpA4/?mibextid=LQQJ4d Digby’s Discotheque, the Borders top night spot is a bit tallest dwarf in the circus 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42356 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 3 hours ago, Alex said: Digby’s Discotheque, the Borders top night spot is a bit tallest dwarf in the circus There was a similar club in Keswick in the late 80s, the name of which escapes me now. Weird place, it had a four sided bar island that took up most of the main floor, with a tiny dance floor to the side- 10 people on it and it was getting intimate. A bunch of us from the place I was working went in one night with the express intention of seeing how fast we could all get thrown out- one lad stuck a bottle down his pants so everyone he approached thought he was sporting a magnum dong erection, I approached every lass at the bar, said hi, took a drink, then went in to my best lines whilst dribbling said drink down my chin, I can’t recall the other methods - one lad came up with one of the best comebacks I’ve heard Approached the chief scrubber sitting with her gang of scrubettes, asked her for a dance. “ No, I’m fussy who I dance with”, said Chief Scrubber. My boy came straight back with, ” Shame, as you can see, I’m not…” Poor lasses face dropped as far as her tits probably have by now. We were all “helped””back outside within about 15 minutes. There was one in Hexham too, but it was basically fight club for the local goons. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 There was a regular disco at the cross keys hotel in Kelso. Bar shut at 12, they didn’t kick out till one. So from 1130 everyone was queuing up to buy half a dozen pints each, of which no more than two were ever drank Typical small town scene, everyone knew each other and the various little feuds that were at play. Into that mix whole teams of rugby players would turn up, including on one in occasion in the late 80s the Bath team who were packed with England players of that era….they genuinely looked fuckin astonished, I don’t think they could believe that they were in a place with as many vodka crazed slappers and farmers running around trying to murder each other 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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