Randar765 0 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 (edited) Alan Pardew, the former head coach of Newcastle, may have a new challenge in Iran. He has been introduced to Persepolis club, which is looking for a new head coach. Alan is now available after challenges in Bulgaria and Greece. He has experience in Crystal Palace, Southhampton, Westham and Aris Edited June 18 by Randar765 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 548 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Ginger bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 6 minutes ago, Randar765 said: Alan is now available after challenges in Bulgaria and Greece Finding a non-hairy minge? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8158 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Pardew in Iran plying his trade of defending a 1-0 lead would be enough to cause nuclear Armageddon tbh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3680 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Just now, Dazzler said: Pardew in Iran plying his trade of defending a 1-0 lead would be enough to cause nuclear Armageddon tbh. How many left backs do they have? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 33830 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Good to see Dumas still looks like a bin man 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 33830 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Also good to hear about two NUFC legends 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8158 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 24 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: How many left backs do they have? It's all left backs - it's a match made in heaven. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 hour ago, Alex said: Also good to hear about two NUFC legends A very reliable ITK reckons the other NUFC legend, Marcelino, is also in frame for the job. Things haven’t been this rockin’ in Persepolis since Cyrus the Great invented kebab meat and chips. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31168 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 Alexander burned Persepolis down in a drunken huff/argument after conquering it. Good job he's long dead if he had to watch some of Pard's greatest hits like the mackem defeats, the regular hammerings from the likes of Liverpool and Man United. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8158 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said: Alexander burned Persepolis down in a drunken huff/argument after conquering it. Good job he's long dead if he had to watch some of Pard's greatest hits like the mackem defeats, the regular hammerings from the likes of Liverpool and Man United. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Alexander burned Persepolis down in a drunken huff/argument after conquering it. Good job he's long dead if he had to watch some of Pard's greatest hits like the mackem defeats, the regular hammerings from the likes of Liverpool and Man United. It’s no coincidence that Alexander the Great’s supposed coat of arms was red and white, marra. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 8158 Posted June 17 Share Posted June 17 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’s no coincidence that Alexander the Great’s supposed coat of arms was red and white, marra. "The marra Emmett Brown jumped in his Deloreyin and travelled back to 357 bey cey and bucked a Persian blurt and birthed Alex, marra. He wrapped the babey in his favourite home strip, with Niall Quinn on the back. He wasn't wearing it when he went on his holidays to the past though, marra - that's mag behaviour. Anyway, that's where the coat of arms came from marra and why every single modern day Iranian is a fan of massive lads - and of course, the genocide." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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