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Just now, Gemmill said:

Palmer and Gordon, two of the form players of last season and can't even get on as subs for fucking chiclet teeth

 

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Why would you expect anything else from Southgate though? Even when you get far into tournaments the team is painful to watch, disjointed, getting by on individuals.

 

Everyone has known this for years yet the FA still employ him. I can see them squeezing through to the quarters or the semis and then lose out trying to win 1-0 or go take it to penalties.  

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4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

England look knackered 

 

Ferdinand: “lacklussre” :lol: 

 

No one mentioned Southgate by name at half time…fuckin bullshit that like…

They're spineless. Can't criticise the big toothed cunt. 

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25 minutes ago, ewerk said:


You’re putting a little too much thought into it.

 

This is not the blart I was referring to, they’re all young American hotties and tbh I think I’d have been better staying down there to watch them rather than this shite with a bunch of English boilers.

Given the early kick-off, shit performance, obvious intake of teatime pints on your behalf, is it too much to ask that you actually get one of these “ American hotties” on a pervsnap? 
 

Disable the shutter sound, pretend you’re trying to take a panorama if Mrs.ewerk is hovering, whatever. 
 

I’m beginning to suspect that you’re actually at a swingers resort and it’s over-40s week. 

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32 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

How is Harry Kane becoming the scapegoat for this?


Foden whilst poor in the first game was the scapegoat for that  When really its the dogshit tactics by waistecoat wanker.

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7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:


Foden whilst poor in the first game was the scapegoat for that  When really its the dogshit tactics by waistecoat wanker.

It’s because he “doesn’t have a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips” -direct quote.
 

Tells you exactly where he’s at as a manager. Appalling.

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"We're not quite sure how to get the pressure on, and who's the one who's supposed to be going" 

 

That was Harry Kane in his post match interview. Basically saying we don't know what the manager wants us to do. 

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Given the early kick-off, shit performance, obvious intake of teatime pints on your behalf, is it too much to ask that you actually get one of these “ American hotties” on a pervsnap? 
 

Disable the shutter sound, pretend you’re trying to take a panorama if Mrs.ewerk is hovering, whatever. 
 

I’m beginning to suspect that you’re actually at a swingers resort and it’s over-40s week. 


I’m afraid I haven’t got a prime spot at the pool this afternoon. I spent the morning out on a beach buggy tour with the wife and a smoking hot blonde Slovenian mother and daughter combo. Of course we were caked in muck come our final stop at the beach where I took a dip in the water to wash off. Not so the blonde mother who had brought a change of clothes and was happy to strip down to her underwear right beside me. Sadly the daughter didn’t follow suit but I’m in desperate need of an external hard drive to expand my wank bank.

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Southgate’s post-match interview on the BBC said we don’t have a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips. 

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34 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Southgate’s post-match interview on the BBC said we don’t have a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips. 

We don't need two holding players. We could have easily coped with Rice and the others going forward if Stones had stepped into the midfield in possession. I did think the first game would be a blip but it was actually better than this effort, they don't look like they've ever trained together. Zero plan.

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15 hours ago, ewerk said:

and a smoking hot blonde Slovenian mother and daughter combo

I take it they didn’t have shin gunts, like the pic you posted earlier. 
 

 

 

( I don’t actually believe any of this nonsense, tbh- how would you have been able to see anyone when, given your vehicular history, you’d have been tied on the back of it.) 

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