Ten bob’s bell ends v HOWE’S HOWITZERS!

[Howmanheyman 32847]

United officially erased from our name. Cole, Keane and Rooney in the studio.   

 

Whey aye, sky.

[ThatGinolaVolley 122]

I’d be fine with a draw tonight. If all we get from this season is finishing above this lot, I’d be happy.

[aimaad22 4154]

Garnacho can be a hanful with his running, hopefully Trippier is fit enough. And hopefully Garnacho's end product is as shite as it was on the weekend. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13840]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

United officially erased from our name. Cole, Keane and Rooney in the studio.   

 

Whey aye, sky.

Couldn’t believe when I seen that line-up  in what world is Andy Cole giving a Newcastle viewpoint these days?

[Chaser 1207]

Wtf is it with Wilson, bad hamstring now? Has it been mentioned why Tino is out? 

[ewerk 30385]

2 minutes ago, Chaser said:

Wtf is it with Wilson, bad hamstring now?

He’s tore the other tit.

[Gemmill 44539]

Wilson is just illness isn't it? Hope is saying he'll be back for Sunday. 

[aimaad22 4154]

I'm sure the physios are abreast of the situation. 

[Holden McGroin 6544]

Actually, he has dropped Hojlund. Bruno F must be upfront.

 

Lisandro Martinez and Rashford on bench as well.

Edited May 15 by Holden McGroin

[Gemmill 44539]

 

 

 

 

 

[aimaad22 4154]

Bruno up front according to the official formation, but I doubt he'll stay there, he runs everything for them. 

[Kid Dynamite 7011]

Surely if Pope is fit, he plays? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13840]

 this build-up. Man U are shit these days so here’s a constant deluge of when they were good 

[Tdansmith 3247]

I've got the mute button on, this man u love-in is cringe.

[Gemmill 44539]

I hope we're a couple of goals to the good by half time, so Cole and Rooney can hold a leg each while the presenter bloke changes Keane's nappy. 

[strawb 4188]

If we get after these early their arse will fall out, and then their stadium roof will fall in cos it’s pissing down here 

[wykikitoon 19986]

9 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Surely if Pope is fit, he plays? 

Howe doing a Safegate and giving Dubs a send off. 

 

I'm with @spongebob toonpants. I'm shitting it. 

[aimaad22 4154]

7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I hope we're a couple of goals to the good by half time, so Cole and Rooney can hold a leg each while the presenter bloke changes Keane's nappy. 

 

Pre-match, especially against a team you've constantly laughed at, is a time for sober contemplation and general bed wetting. Rein in the sausages. This is the way. 

[Gemmill 44539]

Just now, aimaad22 said:

 

Pre-match, especially against a team you've constantly laughed at, is a time for sober contemplation and general bed wetting. Rein in the sausages. This is the way. 

 

Bollocks. The number of times we've gone to OT KNOWING we're gonna get battered. Now we're going and I honestly think we're the better team and only gonna get better. 

 

Hide behind the sofa if you like, but I'm standing on mine doing the peeniecopter. 

[ewerk 30385]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Hide behind the sofa if you like, but I'm standing on mine doing the teeniepeeniecopter. 

FYP

[Holden McGroin 6544]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Bollocks. The number of times we've gone to OT KNOWING we're gonna get battered. Now we're going and I honestly think we're the better team and only gonna get better. 

 

Hide behind the sofa if you like, but I'm standing on mine doing the peeniecopter. 

[Gemmill 44539]

Just now, ewerk said:

FYP

 

I've knocked the light fitting out and worn a groove in the amtico and it's not even kick off. 

[Gemmill 44539]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

 

[Tdansmith 3247]

I think I've just created a world record for saying "for fuck sake please beat these fuckers" to myself.

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

Eddie Howe before KO on Sky: “Isak had a full day training yesterday.”

 

Sky commentator: “Alexander Isak did not train yesterday.”