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1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

Bollocks. The number of times we've gone to OT KNOWING we're gonna get battered. Now we're going and I honestly think we're the better team and only gonna get better. 

 

Hide behind the sofa if you like, but I'm standing on mine doing the peeniecopter. 

 

I hope I can come back to this in 45 minutes and say you were right. :huff:

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Just now, Gemmill said:

Still loads left in this. I'd get Joelinton and the Barndog on sharpish in the second half though. 

 

 Aye, was thinking this. Still fancy us getting something. 

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Just now, OTF said:

His confidence on the ball is excellent for his age, showing in his recent outings why we were so interested.

Aye, he's insanely calm. I've seen him take the ball and turn a midfielder inside out a few times in the first half and majority of his passes find their man no matter how tricky they are. He's getting better defensively too. If he keeps improving game on game he's going to be a worldie for us in a year or so.

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Just now, aimaad22 said:

 

Would love to know VAR's excuse for not looking at this. 

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"Looks alright to me marra, what about yew Steyvie?"

 

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"Got the ball, marra. Fair challenge."

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"Little bit of luck with the penalty decision" says Keane. 

 

I mean, a blatant penalty not given is not a little bit of luck. Cunt. 

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Just now, wykikitoon said:

The VAR audio should be available live to understand what the clowns are thinking. 

I don't think they could play "Oh fuck, how are we going to swing this one lads?"

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2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

They've fucking turned up here which we all knew would happen. Amrabat, Mainoo, fatty and wankasaka all doing alreet after weeks of being shite

 

Don't forget this bloke in the VAR:

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Say what you like about Rooney but at least he’s honest as a pundit. 

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VAR "sticking to the high threshold" apparently. 

 

This is the problem Lineker talks about. They get criticised for giving an easy one, so they raise the threshold, then they get criticised for not giving one, so they lower the threshold.

 

It's not the fucking threshold that's the problem here lads. You don't not give a penalty today cos some silly cunt gave a wrongun at the weekend. 

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One of the worst VAR decisions of the year. But I'm sure we won't hear anything more about it from the media because it didn't happen to one of the red teams.

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3 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


They gave it the sanctioned 3 second glance that they give to all Man United decisions 

You could tell when it happened that it was not going to be looked at properly. If it was the other way the game would have been stopped whilst it was reviewed from all angles under a microscope.

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1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Should be an 18 certificate when they've got Rooney on. The bloke is a fucking gargoyle. 

What's happened to his head? Either his shirt collar is too tight or someone has lit a fire up his arse but it seems to be expanding at a comedic rate each time it pans to him.

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No way in hell does the VAR not say to the ref to go to the monitor if that's the other way around. No way. It's the old 'no clear and obvious error' thing being the get out of jail card for officials when they're shit scared of losing out games because of controversy against one of the protected six. Fucking stinks.

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2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Keane mouthing off saying we think we're a bigger club than we are. Go fuck your labrador you. Cunt. 

Pandering to the mackems hoping they'll be daft enough to give him the gig when Still knocks them back.

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