Ten bob’s bell ends v HOWE’S HOWITZERS!

[PaddockLad 17239]

 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

[thebrokendoll 9188]

very topical thread title.....

on the subject of howitzers, found this in the side of me garden yesterday.   

 

 

[Andrew 4747]

3-1

[wykikitoon 20111]

3-0 Rashford all 6

[LongTimeAdmirer 1256]

5-0 slapping.

 

Rashford to take his shirt off at half time and sit on our bench to meet his new team mates early. 

Edited May 13 by LongTimeAdmirer

[Toonpack 9385]

14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

very topical thread title.....

on the subject of howitzers, found this in the side of me garden yesterday.   

 

 

You REALLY pissed off that farmer didn't you.

[Dazzler 9714]

 

4-0 by half time. Ten Slag to have a cardiac issue and black out, Rashford to tea bag him and draw a massive cock on his forehead before any paramedics can get near him.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

[RobinRobin 11258]

 

[PaddockLad 17239]

[PaddockLad 17239]

I’m not watching this, I’m going to see Jah Wobble perform “Metal Box: rebuilt in dub” at Poole Lighthouse. Booked months before fixture change. So thanks PL you massive set of cunts 😒

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

0-5. Isak, Almiron, Isak, Longstaff 2x.  1 Isak penalty down to the keepers bottom left. His second a tap in from a Gordon cross. Almiron to curl one left footed edge of the area across the floor into the far corner. Longstaff to score twice second half - both no further out than 12 yards.

 

Nailed on.

[aimaad22 4156]

A draw means we finish above them for the first time. Absolutely crucial to show these cretins their new place in the food chain. I fully expect us to lose to a Casemiro 30 yard strike though. 

[Holden McGroin 6581]

6 minutes ago, aimaad22 said:

A draw means we finish above them for the first time. Absolutely crucial to show these cretins their new place in the food chain. I fully expect us to lose to a Casemiro 30 yard strike though. 

In the 10th minute, then a drab performance nailed on.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

fuck that, we're smashing these cunts. 

 

4-1, with a brucie bonus of tripper shanking a free kick so high, it ends up taking down the crumbling roof of the stretford end 

[thebrokendoll 9188]

cunts have took my bomb away. 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

30 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

cunts have took my bomb away. 

 

Did you ask them for a lift to the match? 

[ewerk 30544]

34 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

cunts have took my bomb away. 

 

Unlucky, I know a few lads you would have paid good money for it.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

38 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Unlucky, I know a few lads you would have paid good money for it.

 

I did try the finders keepers, losers weepers saying , but they were having none of it. 

[Isegrim 9761]

4 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

A draw means we finish above them for the first time. Absolutely crucial to show these cretins their new place in the food chain. I fully expect us to lose to a Casemiro 30 yard strike though. 

After a sprint with the ball starting at their own box and outpacing Gordon.

He shoots and then has to get reanimated by Bruno before getting put on a stretcher.

[thebrokendoll 9188]

14 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

After a sprint with the ball starting at their own box and outpacing Gordon.

He shoots and then has to get reanimated by Bruno before getting put on a stretcher.

 

never mind that....

yous cunts leave a bomb in my garden?

[PaddockLad 17239]

23 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

never mind that....

yous cunts leave a bomb in my garden?

I reckon it was the Monmouth brigade of the mackem liberation army  

[tinofbeans 91]

A win. One of Casemiro legs falls off, garnacho trips over it twice gets 2 yellows for diving, rashford actually breaks into a jog twice, and that buck tooth cunt kicks him self in the head. Erik ten hag says it’s someone else’s fault… again. The entire home end of the stadium collapses in shame.