Ah shit we won so I have to do another one. Alright, Eddies bubble bursting penalty merchants vs nailed on relegation certainties, Everton.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14687]

 It really is just roulette of who gets injured this week 

[Zathras 342]

Ritchie or Dummett?  JFC this injury list is beyond ridiculous

[OTF 8420]

Expert medical assessment from the commentary box: "It could be growing pains, he's only 19".

[OTF 8420]

Miss Joelinton out there, he'd be getting some retribution for that tackle on Anderson.

[wykikitoon 22912]

pYou can tell they dont trust Dubravka as they're just taking control of it.

[Dazzler 11838]

Surprised Krafth didn’t get booked for catching Beto’s boot with his ankle tbh.

[aimaad22 4690]

So glad Dubravka saved that, it was straight at him but still....

[Dazzler 11838]

They don’t know what to do with our left side, it’s the most I’ve seen us attack down that side in years, and they have not prepared for it at all

[Gemmill 50002]

Pickford should release a range of plus-size arse jean shorts called Jordan's Jorts. I fucking guarantee he wears them all the time when he's not playing. 

[Gemmill 50002]

Burn comfortable letting that bounce, safe in the knowledge that Beto is shit. 

[Dazzler 11838]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Pickford should release a range of plus-size arse jean shorts called Jordan's Jorts. I fucking guarantee he wears them all the time when he's not playing. 

That’s not fair. He can’t spell Jordan.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14687]

Can’t argue with that performance, these are chronic. Just need another one before they can make subs and we cannot 

[aimaad22 4690]

Very good first half performance. We really could have scored more though. Hopefully get another goal after the break because Everton really haven't been in this and you dont want to give them a sniff only 1-0 up with 10 minutes to go.

[Chaser 1367]

Isak looks a completely different player, can only assume it's taken time to get up to fitness. I hope to fuck we don't sell him in the summer and certainly not to a PL club. 

[Dazzler 11838]

Get to 3-0 and bring on Alex Murphy, Diallo, White and Parkinson just for the craic. 

[Gemmill 50002]

Spurs doing us a favour, one up v West Ham. Overhaul them and Man United to finish 6th is a realistic target. 

[Gemmill 50002]

The cat fucker has equalised for THE AMMUZ. 

[OTF 8420]

Dubravka is so slow to come off his line.

[Dazzler 11838]

Isak shithousing Pickford and getting him wound up. Love it. The daft cunt will get himself sent off reacting.

[Gemmill 50002]

Need to get a grip here, we're getting dragged into a physical battle against these knackers. 

[toonotl 3436]

We have absolutely had their pants down there. Brilliant.

[aimaad22 4690]

Big Dan Burn!!! Get in

[MrBass 3045]

BDB!!!

[Dazzler 11838]

Gerrin. 

[Gemmill 50002]

There we go. Pressure building on the Dutch slap head.