Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

34 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Thanks. I got perma-banned from N-O last month for spoiling their game of Traitors. Does that sort of thing bode well on here?

Well we don’t play stupid fucking games for a start

[Alex 35079]

Reminds me of the time I caused bother on there for posting that picture saying what page Dumbledore died on 

[Toonpack 9400]

18 hours ago, LondonBlue said:

 

Flippin 'eck, are you not over the cup final yet?

Nope, I was there, Barnes miss hit his as well the bastard.

[Howmanheyman 33196]

9 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Nope, I was there, Barnes miss hit his as well the bastard.

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

[Dazzler 9749]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

Raoul Moat

[Dr Gloom 21921]

3 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

3-0. Haaland and Foden double with Livramento buckling his knee which keeps him out for 3-4 weeks. 
 

Murphy to balloon a shot over from 35 yards. 

who the fuck is this cunt?

[Howmanheyman 33196]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Raoul Moat

 

[Howmanheyman 33196]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

who the fuck is this cunt?

 

He's a young charva looking forward for Man City with a medieval haircut.

[MMXXVIII 1293]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Tueart a walker lad as well, the shame. Talking of ex-Walker footballers I saw Gazza's replacement in Cassia's in the silver link yesterday afternoon. Any guesses who I'm on about? 

 

Bogie?

[Howmanheyman 33196]

6 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

Bogie?

 

Aye. 👍

[MMXXVIII 1293]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye. 👍

 

You never forget your first NUFC hoof to the clemmies.

[Toonpack 9400]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye. 👍

He wa snot very good tbh.

[Howmanheyman 33196]

He was promising, decent player but didn't have any pace iirc? Plus was in a struggling side.

[Sonatine 11376]

2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

He wa snot very good tbh.

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

[Howmanheyman 33196]

 

"One is snot amucused."

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13866]

Talk of a back 3/5 tonight, it seems. Bring on the smash and grab

[Ayatollah Hermione 13866]

They’d pay good money to see that in Amsterdam, you’re wasted

[Toonpack 9400]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

 Certainly not to be sniffed at

[MMXXVIII 1293]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

He was very phlegm-buoyant on the pitch though 

 

Perhaps why that cunt McKeag refused to sinus a replacement? 

[Howmanheyman 33196]

11 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Im not young. 

 

Cool.

 

(I was talking about Phil Foden).

 

Edited March 16 by Howmanheyman

[Toonpack 9400]

1 hour ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

Perhaps why that cunt McKeag refused to sinus a replacement? 

You didn’t need to be Nostrildamus to see that happening.

[Howmanheyman 33196]

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

[MMXXVIII 1293]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

You make one comment about Ian Bogie then all the puns come out, it's a sinus of the times I suppose?

 

Achoo(se) to think about these puns rather than today's match.

[Toonpack 9400]

22 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

 

Achoo(se) to think about these puns rather than today's match.

A nose what you mean tbh

[Gemmill 44872]

 

I'll sort the team news lads, you carry on with your nose jokes.