Pep’s peripatetic perfection seekers v Eddie’s egregious error strewn erseholes

[ThatGinolaVolley 123]

This one should be close. Both teams are without Nick Pope, both teams are without Joelinton.

 

As long as we play the same back 4 as in the league cup (Livramento, Lascelles, Dummett, Targett) we’ll be fine.

[Holden McGroin 6583]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

You can perhaps recover more quickly but I can’t think of many instances where male professional athletes are at their peak in terms of performance levels at that age 

gymnastics?

[Alex 35079]

I specified ‘male’ in order to stop some bell end saying that but it still didn’t work  

[LondonBlue 773]

On 14/03/2024 at 13:18, Toonpack said:

Last minute heartbreak. Also Bruno to get sent off for slitting that cunt Tueart’s throat with his studs (which is fine by me)

 

Flippin 'eck, are you not over the cup final yet?

[LondonBlue 773]

My predicted lineup

 

------------------Ortega--------------
Lewis-----Dias------Akanji-----Gvardiol
--------------Kovacic------Rodri--------------
Bernardo-----------Foden-----------Nunes
--------------------Haaland---------------------

 

90yo scott carson is our number 3 keeper. number 2 with ederson out.

alvarez, stones, walker, doku on the bench

along with some kids, oscar bobb, micah hamilton, true grant, jacob wright, mahamadou susoho (or someone with a vey similarly spelt name)

 

no ederson, no grealish, no kdb

[Meenzer 15526]

31 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

 

Flippin 'eck, are you not over the cup final yet?

 

Golden football rule, the longest-held grudges are the most enjoyable

 

[LondonBlue 773]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Golden football rule, the longest-held grudges are the most enjoyable

 

 

To be fair i haven't forgiven Ricky Villa yet

 

[Holden McGroin 6583]

Almiron hasn't scored in 15 games. He is due a goal. Probably not in this game though

[PaddockLad 17257]

1 hour ago, LondonBlue said:

 

To be fair i haven't forgiven Ricky Villa yet

 

Steve Mckenzie’s goal was better…..  that’s what my mum said anyway..😆

Edited March 15 by PaddockLad

[LondonBlue 773]

20 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Steve Mckenzie’s goal was better…..  that’s what my mum said anyway..😆

 

she's right. i've always said that too. in my memory it was a volley from the half way line. in reality it was a half volley from standard range i think.

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33197]

10 minutes ago, LondonBlue said:

 

she's right. i've always said that too. in my memory it was a volley from the half way line. in reality it was a half volley from standard range i think.

 

 

 

That cup final replay is probably my first football memory although a bit blurry. 

[LondonBlue 773]

16 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

That cup final replay is probably my first football memory although a bit blurry. 

 

 

I remember we were winning 1-0 in the final until Tommy Hutchison scored a long range headed own goal late on. No one saw that coming. Typical City.

 

Don't think we bothered with a replay...

 

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

7 hours ago, Alex said:

You can perhaps recover more quickly but I can’t think of many instances where male professional athletes are at their peak in terms of performance levels at that age 

I wasn’t an athlete but at 17 I had completed a year of intense army training plus boxing training. I had my accident when I was 20 so I will admit I am an outlier.

[Alex 35079]

19 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I wasn’t an athlete but at 17 I had completed a year of intense army training plus boxing training. I had my accident when I was 20 so I will admit I am an outlier.

It was more in response to people (seemingly to me at least) suggesting Miley’s age meant he wouldn’t suffer from fatigue as much. There are obvious advantages to being so young but downsides too, things like still growing and not having the built up the stamina levels of someone used to playing 30+ premier league games in a season. There’s probably mental fatigue too when you’ve give from never having played at that level to starting week in, week out. I think there’s a case for him starting tomorrow though as Longstaff looks a shadow of the player he was last season and is said to be carrying an injury 

[RobinRobin 11269]

5 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I wasn’t an athlete but at 17 I had completed a year of intense army training plus boxing training. I had my accident when I was 20 so I will admit I am an outlier.

I was probably the fittest I have been at 17 playing sport all year. However I wasn't professional sports fit and those weren't far off the days when you had a cigarette at half time. 🙂 

[RobinRobin 11269]

14 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

You’d imagine NUFC sports scientists will almost certainly be telling him that

[Monkeys Fist 42440]

6 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

Let’s have it. 

Lord preserves us! 

[Holden McGroin 6583]

21 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Lord preserves us! 

Is this a sign of a jammy win?

Edited March 16 by Holden McGroin

[LongTimeAdmirer 1257]

4 - 0 win

 

[Dazzler 9749]

Just now, MrRaspberryJam said:

We’re gonna let them have it. 

Don’t hold back. Tell us what you think.

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

Just now, Dazzler said:

Don’t hold back. Tell us what you think.

3-0. Haaland and Foden double with Livramento buckling his knee which keeps him out for 3-4 weeks. 
 

Murphy to balloon a shot over from 35 yards. 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1257]

14 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

3-0. Haaland and Foden double with Livramento buckling his knee which keeps him out for 3-4 weeks. 
 

Murphy to balloon a shot over from 35 yards. 

 

 

im talking about a newcastle win 

[Dazzler 9749]

19 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

3-0. Haaland and Foden double with Livramento buckling his knee which keeps him out for 3-4 weeks. 
 

Murphy to balloon a shot over from 35 yards. 

Do you stand up or sit down to wipe your jaxy though?

 

You've posted the relevant number of times for this to be okay.

[Holden McGroin 6583]

9 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said:

I lie on all fours in front of the mirror. 

I like this one. He can stay.

[Monkeys Fist 42440]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

Is this a sign of a jammy win?

It’d make our friends down the road well jelly.