Dr Gloom 21191 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. you're such a fun guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 33830 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. Should’ve gone with ‘market’ for the portobello one. It still would’ve been shite but it would’ve been an improvement 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 It's easy for you veggies. It was enough for me to try and recall the name of three mushrooms. Obviously I went for the exotic ones like button. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8506 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 there’s a few shit takes on here mind 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3907 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 So Gemmill didn't initially appreciate puns but they've grown on him. Or maybe he's having a mid life crises and will be buying a spores car any minute. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam 548 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Mitchell better get to work asap because as it stands our squad isn’t stroganoff to mount another challenge for the European spots. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 27 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: So Gemmill didn't initially appreciate puns but they've grown on him. Or maybe he's having a mid life crises and will be buying a spores car any minute. midlife crises are no joke. a true test of his morels 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 This thread is totally cap tivating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Oyster. That’s it. I’m running on vapours here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Listen, none of you even realised mine was a pun, such were the insane levels involved. It took an Australian to wake up for the pun to be revealed. Since then about 5 of you have used fungi/fun guy. You can all just FUCK OFF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6795 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 58 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave and they’ve extended Ten Fraud’s contract 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8506 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: and they’ve extended Ten Fraud’s contract As I posted TWO HOURS AGO in the general football thread, the CORRECT thread for such post. Apologies to Gemmill for the adoption of his trademark posting style 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3907 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: midlife crises are no joke. a true test of his morels It's certainly no trufling matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 4 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: It's certainly no trufling matter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1272 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 14 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave Even if he wasn't, I was told by the BHA Players' Liaison that Ashworth doesn't really get involved in recruitment and, by all accounts, this is the main strength of Mitchell. We've absolutely had Man United's pants down with this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4227 Posted July 5 Share Posted July 5 There was a lot of talk from Brighton that we'd got the wrong man as Ashworth was the next level up from the people who found all the players for them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2538 Posted July 7 Share Posted July 7 Sir Jim Cuntliffe: So Dan, great to have you finally on board now we've saved you from the cretinous Geordies. Let's get down to business, who do you fancy us to sign first? Ashworthless: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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