Isegrim 9896 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 I didn’t expect Gemmill champignoning cheap puns. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3957 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 There was NOTHING cheap about that pun. As proven by the fact that it SAILED over your heads like SPORES on the breeze. That's what I bring to the pun game. I'll let you all RUIN it now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1283 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 27 minutes ago, Isegrim said: I didn’t expect Gemmill champignoning cheap puns. Gemmill must have a shiitake of puns ready 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 40 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Someone’s button has been pressed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 What’s a mushroom’s favourite mobile phone? eNokia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing. I look forward to Man Utd twitterati being cockahoop that they've 'stolen' another one from us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. There’s something off with the formatting here. Spotted it straight away because amanita poster than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10359 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing. It’s West Ham that’s had a bid accepted like so has less to do with Ashworth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22137 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. you're such a fun guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. Should’ve gone with ‘market’ for the portobello one. It still would’ve been shite but it would’ve been an improvement 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 It's easy for you veggies. It was enough for me to try and recall the name of three mushrooms. Obviously I went for the exotic ones like button. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9908 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 there’s a few shit takes on here mind 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4222 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 So Gemmill didn't initially appreciate puns but they've grown on him. Or maybe he's having a mid life crises and will be buying a spores car any minute. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Mitchell better get to work asap because as it stands our squad isn’t stroganoff to mount another challenge for the European spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22137 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 27 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: So Gemmill didn't initially appreciate puns but they've grown on him. Or maybe he's having a mid life crises and will be buying a spores car any minute. midlife crises are no joke. a true test of his morels 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20708 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 This thread is totally cap tivating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Oyster. That’s it. I’m running on vapours here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45997 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 Listen, none of you even realised mine was a pun, such were the insane levels involved. It took an Australian to wake up for the pun to be revealed. Since then about 5 of you have used fungi/fun guy. You can all just FUCK OFF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7167 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22137 Posted July 4 Share Posted July 4 58 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave and they’ve extended Ten Fraud’s contract 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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