Monkeys Fist 45151 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 What’s a mushroom’s favourite mobile phone? eNokia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49974 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49974 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11323 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing. I look forward to Man Utd twitterati being cockahoop that they've 'stolen' another one from us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45151 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. There’s something off with the formatting here. Spotted it straight away because amanita poster than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 11820 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: We tried to buy Kilman last month. He's now off to Man United for £40m if reports are to be believed. I mean I know he's not exactly an unknown talent, but this is where losing your DoF to another club right at the start of the summer window is a bad thing. It’s West Ham that’s had a bid accepted like so has less to do with Ashworth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. you're such a fun guy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36725 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: What's a mushroom's favourite fastening? Button What's a mushroom's favourite belle? Portobello What's a mushroom's favourite horse colour? Chestnut This is my lowest moment on here. Should’ve gone with ‘market’ for the portobello one. It still would’ve been shite but it would’ve been an improvement 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49974 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 It's easy for you veggies. It was enough for me to try and recall the name of three mushrooms. Obviously I went for the exotic ones like button. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11370 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 there’s a few shit takes on here mind 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4690 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 So Gemmill didn't initially appreciate puns but they've grown on him. Or maybe he's having a mid life crises and will be buying a spores car any minute. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrRaspberryJam Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Mitchell better get to work asap because as it stands our squad isn’t stroganoff to mount another challenge for the European spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 27 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: So Gemmill didn't initially appreciate puns but they've grown on him. Or maybe he's having a mid life crises and will be buying a spores car any minute. midlife crises are no joke. a true test of his morels 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22901 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 This thread is totally cap tivating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45151 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Oyster. That’s it. I’m running on vapours here 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49974 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 Listen, none of you even realised mine was a pun, such were the insane levels involved. It took an Australian to wake up for the pun to be revealed. Since then about 5 of you have used fungi/fun guy. You can all just FUCK OFF. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7637 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 58 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave and they’ve extended Ten Fraud’s contract 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11370 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: and they’ve extended Ten Fraud’s contract As I posted TWO HOURS AGO in the general football thread, the CORRECT thread for such post. Apologies to Gemmill for the adoption of his trademark posting style 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4690 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: midlife crises are no joke. a true test of his morels It's certainly no trufling matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted July 4, 2024 Share Posted July 4, 2024 4 minutes ago, aimaad22 said: It's certainly no trufling matter 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1296 Posted July 5, 2024 Share Posted July 5, 2024 14 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-advantage-man-utd-stand-off-paul-mitchell-3150569 We got £10mil for Ashworth, and as Mitchell was a free agent he's already been working on deals behind the scenes while Ashworth was on gardening leave Even if he wasn't, I was told by the BHA Players' Liaison that Ashworth doesn't really get involved in recruitment and, by all accounts, this is the main strength of Mitchell. We've absolutely had Man United's pants down with this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4564 Posted July 5, 2024 Share Posted July 5, 2024 There was a lot of talk from Brighton that we'd got the wrong man as Ashworth was the next level up from the people who found all the players for them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 3045 Posted July 7, 2024 Share Posted July 7, 2024 Sir Jim Cuntliffe: So Dan, great to have you finally on board now we've saved you from the cretinous Geordies. Let's get down to business, who do you fancy us to sign first? Ashworthless: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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