PaddockLad 17256 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: as if his shampoo empire wasn't enough, paul mitchell has had a successful career as a scout/technical director Recruitment career In January 2012, Mitchell joined Championship club Southampton as Head of Recruitment. The club gained promotion to the Premier League in his first season and Mitchell began working with Mauricio Pochettino following his appointment in January 2013. He oversaw the signings of players including Nathaniel Clyne, Maya Yoshida, Paulo Gazzaniga and Steven Davis. Following Pochettino's move to Premier League rivals Tottenham Hotspur, Mitchell completed his switch in November 2014 to link up with the manager. He helped the club sign players such as Dele Alli, Son Heung-min, Kieran Trippier and Toby Alderweireld. In February 2018, Mitchell was named Head of Recruitment and Development by Bundesliga club RB Leipzig. In his first transfer window with the club, Mitchell helped sign Matheus Cunha and Nordi Mukiele, as well as Arsenal youth prospect Emile Smith Rowe on loan. Mitchell attracted interest from several Premier League clubs throughout 2019 and was heavily linked to a move to Manchester United. Reports suggested he was offered an expanded role as Technical Director to oversee Red Bull's global football – including FC Liefering, Red Bull Salzburg and the New York Red Bulls. In June 2020, Mitchell joined Monaco as sporting director No, it’s not him…it’s this lad, it’s the old AFCB Mafia again.. https://www.afcb.co.uk/news/features/bourne-legacy-paul-mitchell/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44871 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: No, it’s not him…it’s this lad, it’s the old AFCB Mafia again.. https://www.afcb.co.uk/news/features/bourne-legacy-paul-mitchell/ "worked as a statistician for Opta" Oh dear! Gonna ruffle some feathers amongst Toontastic's old guard, this one. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 28 minutes ago, Gemmill said: If they want the shampoo man, so be it. He’s worth it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 37 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Here you go arseholes, ruin the rest of your day with a pun run. "If they want the shampoo man, I'm not gonna get into a lather about it." Anyone with any sense, give it about 3 days before you come back to this thread.... he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 minutes ago, Toonpack said: he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh. competition is flaky at best 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 He’s L’oreal deal 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 4 minutes ago, Toonpack said: he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh. Is he working at the minute? Need to be sure the compo deal is realistic and we don’t … … are you ready @Gemmill?… … GET SCALPED!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Is he working at the minute? Need to be sure the compo deal is realistic and we don’t … … are you ready @Gemmill?… … GET SCALPED!!!!!!! i can see him getting to the roots of our problems 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11375 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 He's all dressed up with nohair to go 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: i can see him getting to the roots of our problems Buy good players, win some trophies, rinse and repeat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 I’ve heard that he’ll cost more than Ashworth, but if we want success that’s just the price toupé. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Keep it up lads. I’m parked in Wideopen and I’ve just seen Gemmill toss his phone away and kick the dog. Seems to be in a bit of a lather. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44871 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 he's at doggy day care today, you must have seen George Clooney. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: he's at doggy day care today, you must have seen George Clooney. Don’t you WFH? Shocking behaviour this like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 This lad is apparently already combing the European leagues for fringe players, trying to convince them to come to a parting of the ways with their clubs and join us in our crowning glory years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2651 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Here you go arseholes, ruin the rest of your day with a pun run. "If they want the shampoo man, I'm not gonna get into a lather about it." Anyone with any sense, give it about 3 days before you come back to this thread.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44871 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Don’t you WFH? Shocking behaviour this like. Aye but I used to be in the office two days a week, so we set it up then and he still goes. He fucking loves it, sleeps in their house for a bit and then gets taken to a closed field twice a day for an hour where he runs around like a lunatic with 8 to 10 other dogs. Comes home destroyed and we don't hear anything from him all night. Anyway back to your shitty puns! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44871 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Just now, MrBass said: Made a load of baldies have to make jokes about hair. It's killing them but they can't resist. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Made a load of baldies have to make jokes about hair. It's killing them but they can't resist. alright, keep your hair on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Made a load of baldies have to make jokes about hair. It's killing them but they can't resist. You’ve absolutely rinsed us, yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11375 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 24 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ve heard that he’ll cost more than Ashworth, but if we want success that’s just the price toupé. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44871 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Keep them coming, slapheads! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33185 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 They reckon this Mitchell's mentor was the legendary Irish coach, Tim O'Tei. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44871 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 If he does come, we’ll have to drop Carmina Burana, since one of his terms of employment is that all his teams come out to Adagio for Strings. It’s by his favourite composer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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