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6 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

An improbable double would be lush, we're not finishing higher than seventh, can't see us winning the cup unless the favourites get knocked out by someone else so we just do the best we can, hopefully gradually get some players back without losing anymore and regroup in the summer. Beating these moaning cunts with nothing to really play for would be.....

 

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But we'll get beat, probably be closer than we think but can't see the current problems not getting exploited down there by their lot. 

Fucking hell mate, everything alright? 
 

I understand the grind of being Newcastle fan but that’s bleak

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this isn’t going to be an easy watch, is it. The wife wants me to go to the cinema with her. It would be the first match I’ve missed this season. She asked me why I want to watch it if I expect a big defeat. I struggled to articulate a response. 

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6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

this isn’t going to be an easy watch, is it. The wife wants me to go to the cinema with her. It would be the first match I’ve missed this season. She asked me why I want to watch it if I expect a big defeat. I struggled to articulate a response. 

 

Give her the hairy side.

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

this isn’t going to be an easy watch, is it. The wife wants me to go to the cinema with her. It would be the first match I’ve missed this season. She asked me why I want to watch it if I expect a big defeat. I struggled to articulate a response. 

You must watch the match, imagine if we do pull off a shock win and you have to tell everyone you were at the pictures watching Barbie instead.

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1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Known to Howe: ‘And hopefully no time wasting today’. 
 

Fuck off you Neanderthal cunt. It was Arsenal trying to slow it down at SJP.

 

Us to win and Howe and Tindall to pair up at the end and sing "U-G-L-Y! YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI! YOU UGLY!" to Keown in the post match interview.

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4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Known to Howe: ‘And hopefully no time wasting today’. 
 

Fuck off you Neanderthal cunt. It was Arsenal trying to slow it down at SJP.

 

You're fucking kidding me? :lol: Going to be another one of these brilliant pundit/commentator masterclasses again I see? 

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