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16 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Apparently Bruno made ZERO tackles in the last game.

 

Cant get booked if you don't tackle anyone.

 

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Won't stop Arteta chasing the 4th official up and down the pitch screaming for a yellow.

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2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Well, it’ll take a few games for the long term absentees to get any match sharpness.

 

by which time we'll have picked up another 3-4 injuries 

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Good news all round.

 

Craig Hope will be hovering over his keyboard, just waiting for the optimism to reach it's zenith before 

"Schar's hand to be amputated, will miss Arsenal. Isak and Willock suffer setbacks and will play not part in the rest of the season. Pope and Anderson involved in a murder/suicide incident."

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16 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Craig Hope will be hovering over his keyboard, just waiting for the optimism to reach it's zenith before 

"Schar's hand to be amputated, will miss Arsenal. Isak and Willock suffer setbacks and will play not part in the rest of the season. Pope and Anderson involved in a murder/suicide incident."

Fab's no Marcelino

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Live updates from the press conference on Craig Hope's Newcastle United WhatsApp   channel. :lol:

 

Schar fine, Willock and Isak have come through training unscathed so far.

 

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An improbable double would be lush, we're not finishing higher than seventh, can't see us winning the cup unless the favourites get knocked out by someone else so we just do the best we can, hopefully gradually get some players back without losing anymore and regroup in the summer. Beating these moaning cunts with nothing to really play for would be.....

 

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But we'll get beat, probably be closer than we think but can't see the current problems not getting exploited down there by their lot. 

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34 minutes ago, ackas said:

Bruno is available at 2/1 or maybe even 5/2 for a yellow tomorrow.

Has to be a certainty, he's been saving himself for this one...

On your advice I'm putting my savings on this. I'm looking forward to seeing £70 winnings in my acc late sat neet.

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On 21/02/2024 at 11:02, PaddockLad said:

I’d forget about Willock starting tbh. What Fish said about 3 at the back with wingbacks would make sense in this game. They’ve scored more from set pieces than anyone. Leave Tino upfield to break on them, that threat will make them think. But Howe wont significantly change anything :cuppa:


More  proof that this forum is read by some very important individuals indeed. And possibly also read by Craig Hope :cuppa:

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13118403/THE-NOTEBOOK-Eddie-Howe-newcastle-premier-league.html

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Just want us to be competitive tomorrow, not get hammered or anything. And most importantly please dont rush in Isak and Willock if they aren't 100%. FA Cup has to be the absolute priority. 

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