Play Mobile Heed’s Hembarrassing and Deesgraceful Fam vs. Steady Eddie’s Crumbling Cripples.

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

In a break with tradition I’m going to say…

 

 

 

… 0-5. 
 

A pair each from the Robledos and a Hat trick from Jinky Jim Smith. 
 

 

[wykikitoon 20163]

This is going to be heeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmbarrasing 5-0 to the filthy Gooners

 

I bet Merson has had his mortgage on it.

[toonotl 2980]

I wonder if there's a consideration to play 5 at the back from the outset in this match. We've looked solid when doing so and haven't really seemed to lose much in attack either. Also, it has the added benefit of providing us with an option on the bench in midfield if we drop Miley to the bench.

 

                                               Debruv

 

Tripps            Schar                Botman             Burn            Tino

 

                                Longstaff             Bruno

 

                 Miggy                   Gordon               Barnes

 

Subs bench:

Bench -- Bench -- Shrub -- Bench -- Bench -- Donation -- Shrub

 

I dunno. It feels like something needs to change because we've leaked goals against absolute shite teams for the past month. Now up against a quality side we're likely to get pumped if we do the same expecting a different result.

 

(Please note that I do not actually believe I am the manager of Newcastle United. This is the mere opinion of a colossal idiot.)

 

If we implement MY gameplan then we are bound to win 9-0. And all 9 goals are scored by the squad's blind and best leftback, the moonlighting English country music star, Garth Brale, as he whips the ball into the net with the loose strands of his topknot that he's fashioned into a cat-of-nine-tails. Whip-crack went his whippy tail!

[RobinRobin 11282]

Perhaps 3-5-2 with Miggy dropped? 

[LongTimeAdmirer 1264]

Cheeky 1-0 win 

[Holden McGroin 6587]

0-0. Zero XG for both teams.

[sammynb 3357]

Can Karius start please???

[Holden McGroin 6587]

35 minutes ago, sammynb said:

Can Karius start please???

Come on man. 

[sammynb 3357]

27 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Come on man. 

 

I'm not @Monkeys Fist, you'll need to be more specific?

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Eleventy Twelve nil to us.

 

Isak with eleventy thirteen of them 

[MrBass 2651]

I think we've been missing Contrary Tree's predictions of doom so, in the absence of that I'll.... nah can't do it!

 

0-1 to us, Peacock header that just crosses the line and has Arteta crying like the baby back bitch he is.

 

[Dazzler 9750]

2-0 to the toon. Eddie to stick the loaf on the Spanish chin dribbler, Tindall to rifle his missus and Wilson to come back and score both goals with his knackered tits.

 

[Gemmill 44900]

 

 

[wykikitoon 20163]

AUBERGINE!!!!!

[The Fish 10857]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6587]

[Dr Gloom 21924]

this side is Nick Pope away from giving them a decent game 

 

----------------Dubs

 

Tripper----Schar----Botman-----Burn

 

----Longstaff---Bruno----Willock

 

------Murphy---Isak------Gordon 

 

[NJS 4386]

I still fear a Pardew-esque 7-3.

[PaddockLad 17281]

I’d forget about Willock starting tbh. What Fish said about 3 at the back with wingbacks would make sense in this game. They’ve scored more from set pieces than anyone. Leave Tino upfield to break on them, that threat will make them think. But Howe wont significantly change anything

[Dr Gloom 21924]

5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I’d forget about Willock starting tbh. What Fish said about 3 at the back with wingbacks would make sense in this game. They’ve scored more from set pieces than anyone. Leave Tino upfield to break on them, that threat will make them think. But Howe wont significantly change anything

 

yeah, i expect an unchanged eleven 

[wykikitoon 20163]

Unchanged 11 and Burn to show Saka who's boss.

These cunts will be falling all over the place to get Bruno sent off though.

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

yeah, i expect an unchanged eleven 

Aye. If we knack Isak with 100mins then we have no strikers for the rest of the season. I'm also not expecting Willock to have any sort of impact on the first team for the next 3 or 4 games given he's missed the last 18 

[Gemmill 44900]

Apparently Bruno made ZERO tackles in the last game.

 

Cant get booked if you don't tackle anyone.

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

this side is Nick Pope away from giving them a decent game 

 

----------------Dubs

 

Tripper----Schar----Botman-----Burn

 

----Longstaff---Bruno----Willock

 

------Murphy---Isak------Gordon 

 

Miley > Longstaff

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

Top punnery.