Sir Edward of Howe’s Paggered But Awesome Beige Baiting Beauties vs Lorraine Chase.

[aimaad22 4850]

7 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Well yeah that’s what I’m saying Joe and Pope are out. So we have to adapt with what we’ve got. I think that’s why at 2-4 Bruno was pushed forward and it worked well. Wishing we had a player of the type we’ve not played with before that we couldn’t afford anyway isn’t really groping towards a solution 

 

Also, Longstaff and Miley need to learn that once a while you can foul somebody and take a yellow card for the team. Miley can be forgiven given his age/experience but Longy far too often lets players maraude through the middle when he should be making a cheeky foul. 

[RobinRobin 12662]

6 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

 

Also, Longstaff and Miley need to learn that once a while you can foul somebody and take a yellow card for the team. Miley can be forgiven given his age/experience but Longy far too often lets players maraude through the middle when he should be making a cheeky foul. 

They both come from good families.  Too polite.

[wykikitoon 23305]

4 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

They both come from good families.  Too polite.

 

He's clearly been told by someone to say how XYZ is great for him and his family as it's mentioned in pretty much every interview

 

'So Louis, you have managed to wipe your own arse today'

'Aye, its a very proud moment for me and my family'

 

I am sure now they do some sort of media training.  It must still be mental for some to go through, but he's done brilliant.

[The Fish 11343]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

He's clearly been told by someone to say how XYZ is great for him and his family as it's mentioned in pretty much every interview

 

'So Louis, you have managed to wipe your own arse today'

'Aye, its a very proud moment for me and my family'

 

I am sure now they do some sort of media training.  It must still be mental for some to go through, but he's done brilliant.

 

It's taken you this long? For what it's worth I think whatever training they receive focuses on the wrong thing. They are often so guarded, so bland so as not to provide soundbites or make mistakes. When really, a course that allows them to be more human and have a laugh would make interviews way more interesting. It's a game after all, they don't need to hit the soundbites like a backbench MP

[Dazzler 12174]

3 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

It's taken you this long? For what it's worth I think whatever training they receive focuses on the wrong thing. They are often so guarded, so bland so as not to provide soundbites or make mistakes. When really, a course that allows them to be more human and have a laugh would make interviews way more interesting. It's a game after all, they don't need to hit the soundbites like a backbench MP

 

Aye, you can tell Burn has come up from the doldrums of league football as he is much more natural during interviews IMO. He just speaks from the heart and isn't scared to take the piss and have it taken out of him etc - I much prefer that than the cookie cutter responses you get from the kids who came through at the top level.

 

I think some call centre charlatan has written a script that covers all questions posed by interviewers and peddled it to every premier league club. There may be a list of buzzwords at the back of the book for them to dig into whenever they are posed a question that goes off script.

[Howmanheyman 37139]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

He's clearly been told by someone to say how XYZ is great for him and his family as it's mentioned in pretty much every interview

 

'So Louis, you have managed to wipe your own arse today'

'Aye, its a very proud moment for me and my family'

 

I am sure now they do some sort of media training.  It must still be mental for some to go through, but he's done brilliant.

 

 

'Lewis, another great performance and at only 17 as well! It must be a great feeling for you playing for your boyhood club?"

 

"Yeah, everything is going fantastically well, even the other week I got out the showers after training and noticed I had a couple of black hairs sticking out near my willy! I phoned wor kid for advice and he said it was just natural and part of growing up which was a really proud moment for all of us, although I did tell him not to say anything to mam and dad as I'd feel a bit embarrassed, like."

[Dazzler 12174]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

'Lewis, another great performance and at only 17 as well! It must be a great feeling for you playing for your boyhood club?"

 

"Yeah, everything is going fantastically well, even the other week I got out the showers after training and noticed I had a couple of black hairs sticking out near my willy! I phoned wor kid for advice and he said it was just natural and part of growing up which was a really proud moment for all of us, although I did tell him not to say anything to mam and dad as I'd feel a bit embarrassed, like."

I hope he reads this, scores at the weekend, runs up to the nearest camera and scream "aah've got puuuuuuuuuuubes" into the lense.

[Howmanheyman 37139]

11 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

I hope he reads this, scores at the weekend, runs up to the nearest camera and scream "aah've got puuuuuuuuuuubes" into the lense.

 

I heard CT thought he had a strange looking new pube till he pissed out of it. True story so they reckon. 

[PaddockLad 19325]

54 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I heard CT thought he had a strange looking new pube till he pissed out of it. True story so they reckon. 

Please return that joke back to the British Museum when you’re finished with it

[The Fish 11343]

16 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Please return that joke back to the British Museum when you’re finished with it

It'd be the only thing that actually belongs there.

[NJS 4638]

Well that rule that KD posted about fouls outside continuing into the box being pens doesn't apply at the African Cup of Nations because VAR have just awarded a free kick in the exact same circumstances as Burn's in the Nigeria vs South Africa game. 

[wykikitoon 23305]

13 minutes ago, NJS said:

Well that rule that KD posted about fouls outside continuing into the box being pens doesn't apply at the African Cup of Nations because VAR have just awarded a free kick in the exact same circumstances as Burn's in the Nigeria vs South Africa game. 

Same happened at Bristol City v Leeds.