LongTimeAdmirer 1256 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 It's been 7 months now.... Can I please have my ability to send messages restored ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 It is absolutely no coincidence that someone slagged off ASM today and you have asked. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1256 Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 Quote Your Honour, @Andrew I'm Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, here to represent my client, LTA, in what I can only describe as a case of social media shenanigans gone awry. Now, I might not have passed the bar in any jurisdiction, but I do know a thing or two about spinning a tale. So, here's the skinny: my client got themselves banned from sending messages for allegedly sending messages that were, shall we say, less than friendly. But let me tell you, Your Honour, my client's bark is worse than their bite. They're about as threatening as a Chihuahua in a tutu. You see, my client's crime? Defending their football hero, Allan Saint-Maximin, with a bit too much gusto. They might have cracked a joke or two, maybe even tossed around some playful banter. But threatening? Please, Your Honour, my client couldn't threaten a fly with a rolled-up newspaper. Now, I won't pretend my client is a saint (Maximin or otherwise), but they're no villain either. Just a passionate fan with a penchant for exaggeration. And let's be real, Your Honour, who among us hasn't exaggerated online once or twice? I know I have, and look at me, still standing—barely. In conclusion, Your Honour, my client is ready to make amends, to kiss and make up. They'll promise to tone down the jokes, maybe even throw in a few cat memes for good measure. But banning them? That's like giving a goldfish a speeding ticket. It just doesn't add up. So, let's right this wrong, Your Honour. Let's give my client another shot at redemption. Because if there's one thing I've learned in my illustrious legal career, it's that everyone deserves a second chance. Even if they tweet a bit too much. Thank you, Your Honour, for your time and your mercy. And remember, if you ever need legal advice or a good laugh, you know where to find me. Lionel Hutz, attorney at law, at your service. Hutz Law Firm 123 Legal Avenue Springfield, USA Phone: 555-1234 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 I think one of our loan players won a cup just recently, I wish I had a source that could tell me about our loan players progress, alas it hasn't been updated in so long. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1256 Posted June 26 Author Share Posted June 26 @Andrew It's been a year. People have gone to jail and come back out for bigger crimes. The punishment does not fit the crime. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 It has been quite a year hasnt it? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42427 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 1 hour ago, Andrew said: It has been quite a year hasnt it? Indeed. If anyone wants a brief summary of my year, hit me up in the DMs. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 1256 Posted June 27 Author Share Posted June 27 (edited) 16 hours ago, Andrew said: It has been quite a year hasnt it? Seriously though, can i please have it back now? Edited June 27 by LongTimeAdmirer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 3 hours ago, LongTimeAdmirer said: Seriously though, can i please have it back now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 What's going on has LTA still got her training wheels on or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42427 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 People were getting with messages from LTA about ASM or some shit, so Andrew removed the message capability from them. All they need do to restore it is send Andrew a message saying sorry… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33180 Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 @LongTimeAdmirer I honestly wouldn't fret about it, the ability to send messages on here is like one of CT's new hobbies, it seems like a great idea at first but after a couple of weeks you'll never use it again. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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