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Oonoy Immeray’s Beige Cunts vs Lee Dixon’s Beloved Black and White Shithouses.


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17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

This bloke’s knees are a yard closer together than his feet. 
 

 

 

 

 Is it your chauffeur? :lol:

 

one of the more together ones in here he is.

there's a bloke with collsr length hair,  dr marten boots, jeans with turn ups and a villa scarf threaded through either side of his belt loops.

not seen noet like this since the 70s.

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I was cautioned once outside a Brummie nightclub. 
 

I’d just insulted the bouncer, suggesting he was ill equipped to procreate, he immediately bear-marched me out the building.  
 

Unfortunately the old bill were walking past at the time, so HAD to give me a caution.  Wankers.  
 

Oh yeah, this was a very corporate/gov work do. 

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1 minute ago, trophyshy said:

I was cautioned once outside a Brummie nightclub. 
 

I’d just insulted the bouncer, suggesting he was ill equipped to procreate, he immediately bear-marched me out the building.  
 

Unfortunately the old bill were walking past at the time, so HAD to give me a caution.  Wankers.  
 

Oh yeah, this was a very corporate/gov work do. 

Why was Gemmill working the doors in Brum? 

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17 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

I’ve just recalled exactly what the foul slur was.  
 

I called him “a dickless wonder.”

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Why was Gemmill working the doors in Brum? 

 

The Kid Mero What GIF by Desus & Mero

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10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

I would take a draw, but can’t see it. :( 

 

Neither can I see it. Can't log on to Discovery plus and on TNT there are 42 ghosts on the pitch. All I can here is McCoist sounding like he's having a stroke. Rats cocks. 

 

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