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Howmanheyman
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Wonder who he was arguing with?                                           "..... Was

PaddockLad
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Fuckin great night. Seen us play better but who fuckin cares     Big shout out to @thebrokendoll for pre match beers 🍺 @Dr Gloom we thought about asking you but there was nowhere to park the

Monkeys Fist
Monkeys Fist

100% so far this year.    I’d also say that it’s only on a Fist match thread that you’ll get a bit of turkey dubstep thrown in for free.     

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Just now, Gemmill said:

These two are obsessed with how shit the team in the lead is. :lol:

 

It took Dixon 30 seconds to think of the word "consecutive" the ditzy cunt. He's thick as a castle wall, and desperate for Fulham to win.

 

We have been pretty shit mind you, but we've been solid defensively, and Fulham are starting to get desperate.

 

They both seem oblivious to our injury problems and the fact we're the fucking away team so it's fair to expect a high pressing team to control possession in front of their own crowd.

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2 nil. Looking forward to hearing some more about how shite we are. They've got half an hour left to inform the nation. 

 

Dixon took about 30 seconds to say anything cos he was looking for something that might get it disallowed. :lol:

 

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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

These two are obsessed with how shit the team in the lead is. :lol:

 

:lol: As opposed to Fulham who are fucking rotten themselves? Tapping the ball about the halfway line before smacking the ball out of the stadium doesn’t win games. 

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Imagine Tyldsley’s sex patter- I hope his Mrs. is deaf. 


“you’ve got to wonder if that is premature ejaculation, across europe interpretations may differ…either way you were awful tonight pet”

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