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1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Jose and his technicolour scapegoat.

 

Hugh Jackman could play José and the bloke who played gandalf whose name has totally gone from my head can play Bobby mentoring him from his translator days to the up and coming super coach. :good:

 

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1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Hugh Jackman could play José and the bloke who played gandalf whose name has totally gone from my head can play Bobby mentoring him from his translator days to the up and coming super coach. :good:

 

Speaking of Gandaft, what’s Billy Storey up to these days? 

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5 minutes ago, Nefilim said:

 

This made me laugh!

Then you should go back and read the posts from @Nefilim, mate. They've been a laugh a minute so far.

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Speaking of Gandaft, what’s Billy Storey up to these days? 

 

About two foot of empty cans and pizza boxes in his global corporate HQ a.k.a. WeWork cubicle

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1 minute ago, Meenzer said:

 

About two foot of empty cans and pizza boxes in his global corporate HQ a.k.a. WeWork cubicle

Can a can be empty if it was never full? 
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🎵I cannot do it,

Me no habla la foootbaaaall!🎶

 

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🎶 Yes you can, you are my little maaaagpie,

And you'll do for me, me bonny, bonny bairn. 🎵

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Have you considered writing about José to a wider audience who might be more interested than us? I think if you wrote 'José, the musical' the psy ops team on sky would have to sit up and take notice. :good:

 

It was obvious that moron was filmed to look like a bafoon for the world.

 

Nobody watches musicals.

 

10 episode series on the web of information that Mino Raiola had would be watched by hundreds upon hundreds of millons.

 

Would you not watch?

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Ah, the newbie new year WUM for the first dead week of January. A timeless classic
 

What better way to combat the post-holiday blues?

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8 minutes ago, Nefilim said:

 

It was obvious that moron was filmed to look like a bafoon for the world.

 

Nobody watches musicals.

 

10 episode series on the web of information that Mino Raiola had would be watched by hundreds upon hundreds of millons.

 

Would you not watch?

Na, sounds shit. On the other hand if they threw a little musical number in there.....

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5 minutes ago, Nefilim said:

 

It was obvious that moron was filmed to look like a bafoon for the world.

 

Nobody watches musicals.

 

10 episode series on the web of information that Mino Raiola had would be watched by hundreds upon hundreds of millons.

 

Would you not watch?

 

I Cant Do That Marlon Brando GIF by The Godfather

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1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I Cant Do That Marlon Brando GIF by The Godfather

 

10 episode series that Mino Raiola - you wouldn't watch?!

 

He'd have crazy stories of Nedved to Lingard. Any football fan would watch that.

 

Nedved was a world-class midfielder or Lingard/TikTok/WestHam/Lokdown

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6 minutes ago, Nefilim said:


Nedved was a world-class midfielder or Lingard/TikTok/WestHam/Lokdown

 

I suspect that entire sentence is a syop

 

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The Mourinho link just wont go away. Do the people that keep advocating for him seen some of his recent teams play? He's methods have been outdated for some time, all he does now is throw tantrums and live in the past. 

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16 hours ago, Nefilim said:

 

It was obvious that moron was filmed to look like a bafoon for the world.

 

Nobody watches musicals.

 

10 episode series on the web of information that Mino Raiola had would be watched by hundreds upon hundreds of millons.

 

Would you not watch?

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20 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

The Mourinho link just wont go away. Do the people that keep advocating for him seen some of his recent teams play? He's methods have been outdated for some time, all he does now is throw tantrums and live in the past. 

All he does now? He's always threw tantrums, it's his default setting :lol:.

 

That said at some point prior to almost single handedly ruining Eden Hazard's career by publicly blaming/shaming him for not digging him out of the shit (something he's always defaulted too tbf), he was one of the world's best. The footy was always turgid though.

 

I want the bloke, and his ego nowhere near the club. Even if he would bring us League Cup and Europa Conference League glory. I'd take Howe and his humbleness over Jose and his twatishness any day of the week.

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On 02/01/2024 at 13:55, Howmanheyman said:

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🎵I cannot do it,

Me no habla la foootbaaaall!🎶

 

img79166_b66be85336b474152423d1adf627aab

🎶 Yes you can, you are my little maaaagpie,

And you'll do for me, me bonny, bonny bairn. 🎵

 

 

 

 

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At least we know what nefilim or whatever he's called day job is. Either that or someone at the Ronald Gill esquire reads this forum? :lol:

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3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

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At least we know what nefilim or whatever he's called day job is. Either that or someone at the Ronald Gill esquire reads this forum? :lol:

 

 

"Tentatively touted as potential future...."

 

The state of journalism these days :lol: 

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