Liverpool’s worst looking advert for dental care gone wrong against Eddie’s mental care patients

[Holden McGroin 6585]

Aye. Man City for me.

 

i couldn’t stand Villa winning it and it’s funny seeing Spurs screw up.

[Alex 35082]

I think it will be Liverpool or Man City and I hope it’s the latter 

[Isegrim 9775]

What a Kuntz.

[Dr Gloom 21923]

9 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

What a Kuntz.

who the fuck is that cunt?

[Alex 35082]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

who the fuck is that cunt?

The bloke who did the Hitzfeld dossier 

[Dr Gloom 21923]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

The bloke who did the Hitzfeld dossier 

*laughs*

[Isegrim 9775]

15 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

who the fuck is that cunt?

Used to write for the Guardian, now for the Athletic, hosts the beer and honey podcast and is author of a biography of Klopp.

[MrBass 2651]

Man City for me too. Win their game in hand and they're 2 points behind the red dippers. What's City's record like at Anfield?

[Dr Gloom 21923]

25 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Used to write for the Guardian, now for the Athletic, hosts the beer and honey podcast and is author of a biography of Klopp.

That’s almost everything I stand against - what a minging CV.  

[Howay 12496]

59 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

What a Kuntz.

I really hate this type of snobbiness from journalists, I see it constantly now. It’s never an opinion it’s just “I am right, I know more than you all despite the fact we’ve all watched and played footy for years” it’s tedious and beyond arrogant. 
 

Dubravka’s statement is also being misinterpreted to fuck btw, all the bloke said was he didn’t mean to make any contact with Jota (pushing back on the Mcmanaman argument of even if no contact he “intended it”  )and he didn’t think it was a pen but it was given, somehow Honegstein has decided that’s Dubravka saying he made contact and the Liverpool fans have said Dubravka is saying it was a pen .

 

The bloke literally stayed on his feet, ran a few steps then changed his mind and dived. Not a clue how Honegstein is being that adamant it’s Jota getting knocked off balance as the way he fell doesn’t indicate that at all. The “happier to go down in front of an empty net” is nonsense as well, he wasn’t catching the ball as he knocked it on expecting contact and it was likely going out which is why he then dived. 

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[Alex 35082]

I used to get the guardian in a Saturday fucking decades ago. For the guide amongst other things. Even in the mid-90s the football coverage was absolutely minging and cringeworthy as fuck 

[Alex 35082]

Just now, Howay said:

I really hate this type of snobbiness from journalists, I see it constantly now. It’s never an opinion it’s just “I am right, I know more than you all despite the fact we’ve all watched and played footy for years” it’s tedious and beyond arrogant. 
 

Dubravka’s statement is also being misinterpreted to fuck btw, all the bloke said was he didn’t mean to make any contact with Jota and he didn’t think it was a pen but it was given, somehow Honegstein has decided that’s Dubravka saying he made contact and the Liverpool fans have said Dubravka is saying it was a pen .

 

The bloke literally stayed on his feet, ran a few steps then changed his mind and dived. Not a clue how Honegstein is being that adamant it’s Jota getting knocked off balance as the way he fell doesn’t indicate that at all. The “happier to go down in front of an empty net” is nonsense as well, he wasn’t catching the ball as he knocked it on expecting contact and it was likely going out which is why he then dived. 

100% this. And I don’t mind players going down anticipating contact that comes. That’s usually poor defending / goalkeeping. Going down by diving about 3 steps after brushing someone like this is a completely different kettle of fish 

[Howay 12496]

The whole incident sums up Liverpool Football Club (tm) btw. It would take absolutely nothing for their fans to just say aye it was a dive, or it was soft, or VAR should have overturned it, they’d have won the game anyway (more than likely) but instead they’ve all launched into full on denial mode. Next week they’ll be fucking whinging about some

massive VAR conspiracy against them after they’ve completely missed the chance to back up their constant claim that they and Klopp are on some mission to save football and call out issues with the game. 

[aimaad22 4156]

Well this went pretty much the way we thought it would. From us being ran ragged to the laughable penalty decisions. 

 

I think some have summed our situation up pretty well already. It's going to get better before it gets worse. Calm heads need to prevail, keep the trust in Howe. We could well be bottom half before fixtures ease up and more players return from injuries. 

 

The mackem game becomes even more important. A strong performance and victory gives everyone a huge lift and a cup run could salvage a relatively disappointing league season. 

[RobinRobin 11270]

8 hours ago, aimaad22 said:

The mackem game becomes even more important. A strong performance and victory gives everyone a huge lift and a cup run could salvage a relatively disappointing league season. 

Even if we will, we will get Man City or Liverpool away in the next round 

[aimaad22 4156]

In that case we can continue to blame our rotten luck and not have to contend with the meltdown a defeat against Sunderland would entail.

[Dazzler 9750]

20 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Used to write for the Guardian, now for the Athletic, hosts the beer and honey podcast and is author of a biography of Klopp.

That's a lot of words to describe a paedophile.

[Dazzler 9750]

20 hours ago, Howay said:

The whole incident sums up Liverpool Football Club (tm) btw. It would take absolutely nothing for their fans to just say aye it was a dive, or it was soft, or VAR should have overturned it, they’d have won the game anyway (more than likely) but instead they’ve all launched into full on denial mode. Next week they’ll be fucking whinging about some

massive VAR conspiracy against them after they’ve completely missed the chance to back up their constant claim that they and Klopp are on some mission to save football and call out issues with the game. 

For example, had Longstaff been awarded a pen minutes earlier I would have absolutely expected our fans to say it was soft but considering their first pen was soft too it balances out. I didn't think any of the penalty incidents were pens, but that last one was pathetic. Even Carragher said it shouldn't have been given, and he had to pull his pants up and stop wanking live on TV for 30 seconds to say it.

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

On 02/01/2024 at 17:04, Alex said:

The bloke who did the Hitzfeld dossier 

Was that someone on here or Newcastle-Online. I have a vague memory of some section about golf courses.

[Alex 35082]

38 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

Was that someone on here or Newcastle-Online. I have a vague memory of some section about golf courses.

HowayTheToon of N-O was behind that. 

[Meenzer 15526]

Complete with shoddily Babelfish-translated website at loerrach-zeitung.de.

 

Das waren die Tage, waren sie es nicht?

 

[Tom 14011]

Peasepud was as mad as a box of frogs  

[GrahamTaylor5 880]

25 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

The pinnacle of the forum wars. Glory days.
Peasepud, formerly of this parish, reeled in HTT, if I remember rightly, after HTT I interview himself, *laughs*. 
 

It was hilarious, bizarre and utterly fucking surreal. 

I think that is what made me end up lurking here instead of Newcastle-Online as I used to visit both places. The humour here was a more on my level. I think the dossier did get some stick but also some weird level of support. 

 

I admired the love and desire for the club, but it did come across as a bit unhinged to me.

[Meenzer 15526]

Fucking hell, I'd forgotten the dossier made it as far as the Chronic   https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/30000-hitz-1524241

[Tom 14011]

Typical of N-O to whore itself about the bunch of fucking cunts