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I'm tentatively trying to drink some taste the difference prosecco from Sainsbury's because I know it's quality. I'm groaning and breathing out loudly in between each sip to let everyone know my sacrifice in trying to get with the Christmas spirit. :good:

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Just now, Howmanheyman said:

I'm tentatively trying to drink some taste the difference prosecco from Sainsbury's because I know it's quality. I'm groaning and breathing out loudly in between each sip to let everyone know my sacrifice in trying to get with the Christmas spirit. :good:

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Wife's drank virtually a bottle of monte on her own with her new Dutch mate (I wanna watch so bad) and is now tell her about the 'mini Guinness' we will be drinking soon. 

 

So think you're OK @Monkeys Fist as my wife doesn't drink. I've been with her 16 years and never seen her drunk! 

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4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Wife's drank virtually a bottle of monte on her own with her new Dutch mate (I wanna watch so bad) and is now tell her about the 'mini Guinness' we will be drinking soon. 

 

So think you're OK @Monkeys Fist as my wife doesn't drink. I've been with her 16 years and never seen her drunk! 

 

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Oh and. @Christmas Tree were booked in here again next year so join us. They need a set of 'Alfred Wainwright didn't walk the lying cunt' mugs

 

:lol:

 

Morts as the bairns say. 

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You know that kind of drunk where you’re still relatively compis mentis but from the thighs down you’re absolutely bladdered? 
 

 

Aye, well… that. :lol:
 

 

Mrs. and I have just attempted to clean up the post dinner detritus and had to stop several times due to pissing ourselves laughing at our inability to function from the waist down. 
 

Festive rattle is postponed :lol:

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6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You know that kind of drunk where you’re still relatively compis mentis but from the thighs down you’re absolutely bladdered? 
 

 

Aye, well… that. :lol:
 

 

Mrs. and I have just attempted to clean up the post dinner detritus and had to stop several times due to pissing ourselves laughing at our inability to function from the waist down. 
 

Festive rattle is postponed :lol:

Just had a 90 minute snooze and I’m ready to go again :lol: 

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Me and the missus have finished prosecco bottle two whilst watching a Christmas carol, there's now an interlude for nibbles before resuming drink. I'm fucked, but merrily fucked. I'll suffer tomorrow but hey ho. :lol:

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Hope everyone has had as Merry of a Christmas as possible so far! I am the furthest thing from religious haha, but more about spending time with family. My dog was very happy with his new toys, my lady enjoyed her new jewelry, brother enjoyed the signed boxing glove I bought him(Signed by Tommy Morrison), and my Dad especially enjoyed his new pressure washer! My mom just wanted a new microwave haha.

 

Me personally, I got the new 3rd shirt from my brother, along with some other things.

 

Overall, been good so far and about to drink my 5th cup of egg nog!

 

Enjoy the rest of your day all.

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3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile. 

 

 

 

Well said that man..! :D 

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3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile. 

 

 


Christ! How pissed is Wyki, you’re one of those “I love you” drunks aren’t you !!!

 

True what you say though 😉

 

All the best good bunchers

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1 hour ago, Toonpack said:


Christ! How pissed is Wyki, you’re one of those “I love you” drunks aren’t you !!!

 

True what you say though 😉

 

All the best good bunchers

Just done the quiz in the hotel. One guy is arguing with the young lad readinf out the answers 😂 fuck me mate. You win a bottle of wine not fucking millionaire chill out. 

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Lying her watching Die Hard 3 and thinking of poor Wyki finally realising his fantasy while trying to thumb in a softy to the Dutch bird and regretting the decisions he’s made today.

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