sammynb 3923 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Oh and happy yuletide cunts. Just got home from working a news shift, happy happy joy. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19027 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 08:40, Gemmill said: Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. I'd rather have a whole fist up me arse. Expand I had the radio on and they were interviewing a couple who had done that….. they also spoke to some folk at Sandringham… 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11922 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Might be needing this fella to pay a visit tonight as my mam is doing the cooking this year... 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 1172 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Merry Christmas everyone, I hope that you all have a great day and that your plans all go well. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36737 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 24/12/2024 at 20:54, Monkeys Fist said: Speaking of fingers up arseholes, I’m looking forward to my Boxing Day turd being denser than a Neutron Star, and the glorious feeling of emptiness that follows it… briefly, as I’ll be hitting the drinks fridge and whatever scran is left over. Might even make some proper deep-fried chips! Have a good one you magnificent bastards! Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4366 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Hey Guys, have a great Christmas 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19027 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 10:11, spongebob toonpants said: Hey Guys, have a great Christmas Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50013 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 I've made a conscious effort to not eat like a complete cunt from as soon as I break up from work until the day I go back to work. Normally by Christmas morning I'm like a tube of brown toothpaste that you can never get the last bit out of. Not this year though, glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33232 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 08:40, Gemmill said: Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. I'd rather have @Monkeys Fist up me arse. Expand FYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36641 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 00:35, Monkeys Fist said: On The Beach… Expand That's more than I had yesterday or will have today. I've got the full on lurgy. I'll have to do the dinner, some of it already prepared but I just can't be arsed. Bah! Humbug! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50013 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Ah that's a pisser. Hope you're turned around soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23706 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 24/12/2024 at 18:17, Gemmill said: The antibiotics are working straight away tbf which is good. On the downside, the doctor literally used the following words to me: "these antibiotics are actually notorious for making people's tendons explode". He obviously thought the ice was sufficiently broken by his finger for him to get into the jokes. They are genuinely antibiotics that can fuck you up though. But his choice of words were interesting. Expand Quinolones. They can also cause seizures, from personal experience. Merry fucking Christmas! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50013 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 11:43, Renton said: Quinolones. They can also cause seizures, from personal experience. Merry fucking Christmas! Expand That's the ones. I'm on fucking high alert constantly body scanning in case any of these side effects turns up. It's a lot of fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19027 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 £15 so yeah merry fuckin Christmas 😑🤪 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50013 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 No shirt cuffs visible on this one. He's learned his lesson. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3685 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 All The Best Lads and Lasses. Hope you are having/have had a good one! 🎅 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5106 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Just all decided to book up for Xmas at the lakes next year. Apologies @wykikitoon @Renton @Alex etc 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 50013 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11386 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 08:40, Gemmill said: Just put BBC Breakfast on and they're outside Sandringham where a bunch of people have camped out all night for a chance to see the royals arrive for their Christmas. I'd rather have a whole fist up me arse. Expand That’s a rapid progression, finger one week, whole fist the next !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36641 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 12:21, PaddockLad said: £15 so yeah merry fuckin Christmas 😑🤪 Expand FYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19027 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 14:18, Howmanheyman said: FYP Expand Am having to sit through that utter bullshit yet again after TNS-P Mrs PL took advantage of a 99p/month MGM/prime offer… it’s just fuckin wrong 😩 Brother in law, his mammoth titted Finnish missus and his son are here. BIL is drinking my fuckin whisky already 😑 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45163 Posted December 25, 2024 Author Share Posted December 25, 2024 Mrs. F. discovered Baby Guinness ( a double shot of Tia Maria with a shot of Bailey’s on top), on her Christmas night out with her mates, so they’ve been dished out like sweets since 11:00 this morning. Dinner is delayed by half an hour * I’m well on the way to being mildly befuddled. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14687 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 It’ll be Tequila Rose next 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4366 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 Mrs Spongebob bought me a set of Japanese kitchen knives for Christmas, insisted on washing them herself as Ive been drinking since 10o'clock and is now sitting holding her thumb in the air waiting for the bleeding to stop 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36641 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 25/12/2024 at 15:02, spongebob toonpants said: Mrs Spongebob bought me a set of Japanese kitchen knives for Christmas, insisted on washing them herself as Ive been drinking since 10o'clock and is now sitting holding her thumb in the air waiting for the bleeding to stop Expand I always tell the daughters to be careful using our sharp knives but they rightly say it's only me who cuts themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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