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24 minutes ago, strawb said:

Also known as the Perineum or taint, the bit in between

Ah, betwixt.

 

Well, even though I'm a fan of being a twat with words, this twee bollocks can fuck right off into the deepest hole there is; Mrs Wykiki's after a visit from Wilson.*

 

 

 

 

 

*sorry Wykiki I'm in a mood.

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1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Ah, betwixt.

 

Well, even though I'm a fan of being a twat with words, this twee bollocks can fuck right off into the deepest hole there is; Mrs Wykiki's after a visit from Wilson.*

 

 

 

 

 

*sorry Wykiki I'm in a mood.

Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh.

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4 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh.

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Merry Christmas you dickheads. I was in the doctor's getting a finger up the arse yesterday (early Christmas present to myself, there's nothing wrong with me). 

 

No actually, the truth is I'm now on antibiotics for prostatitis. :lol:

 

Fucking hell, getting old is pure bullshit. 

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The antibiotics are working straight away tbf which is good. On the downside, the doctor literally used the following words to me: "these antibiotics are actually notorious for making people's tendons explode". :lol:

 

He obviously thought the ice was sufficiently broken by his finger for him to get into the jokes. They are genuinely antibiotics that can fuck you up though. But his choice of words were interesting. 

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8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Merry Christmas you dickheads. I was in the doctor's getting a finger up the arse yesterday (early Christmas present to myself, there's nothing wrong with me). 

 

No actually, the truth is I'm now on antibiotics for prostatitis. :lol:

 

Fucking hell, getting old is pure bullshit. 


in the words of Bachman Turner Overdrive …….

 

You ain’t seen nothing yet !

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All the best gents

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All the best, gentleman, hope you're ok Gemmill? Makes a change the finger up the arse being for purely medical purposes I suppose? :lol: (I might be having a similar experience soon). 

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

That was my third time experiencing it. All have been in a medical setting. :lol:

 

Anyway, that's the hat trick. I got to take the rubber glove home. 

 

I've had it a few times as well. It's no fun being a human fingerBob. :lol:

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Hope you all have a lovely relaxing one. Christmas that is, you dirty bastards. You’re a quite bloody magnificent lot. Although I’d never admit to that when I was sober 

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18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I've got a second date booked with him in 10 days time. 

 

Does he take you out for dinner first next time?

 

Oddly I was also having a conversation with the doc this week about fingering my prostate. He said he didn't feel it was necessary despite my persistence. In the end I was escorted out by security. 

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