Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Wednesday at 15:21 Share Posted Wednesday at 15:21 I'm tentatively trying to drink some taste the difference prosecco from Sainsbury's because I know it's quality. I'm groaning and breathing out loudly in between each sip to let everyone know my sacrifice in trying to get with the Christmas spirit. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11601 Posted Wednesday at 15:22 Share Posted Wednesday at 15:22 Just now, Howmanheyman said: I'm tentatively trying to drink some taste the difference prosecco from Sainsbury's because I know it's quality. I'm groaning and breathing out loudly in between each sip to let everyone know my sacrifice in trying to get with the Christmas spirit. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17721 Posted Wednesday at 16:06 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:06 We’ve just had the original Now that’s what I call Christmas album on… had to explain who Gary Glitter was to brother in laws Finnish missus and his teenage son…bit awkward 😆 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted Wednesday at 16:19 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:19 "Kiddiefiddeläinen. You know, Pervijärvi. Nonceinen?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20894 Posted Wednesday at 16:25 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:25 Wife's drank virtually a bottle of monte on her own with her new Dutch mate (I wanna watch so bad) and is now tell her about the 'mini Guinness' we will be drinking soon. So think you're OK @Monkeys Fist as my wife doesn't drink. I've been with her 16 years and never seen her drunk! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20894 Posted Wednesday at 16:26 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:26 Oh and. @Christmas Tree were booked in here again next year so join us. They need a set of 'Alfred Wainwright didn't walk the lying cunt' mugs 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Wednesday at 16:30 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:30 4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Wife's drank virtually a bottle of monte on her own with her new Dutch mate (I wanna watch so bad) and is now tell her about the 'mini Guinness' we will be drinking soon. So think you're OK @Monkeys Fist as my wife doesn't drink. I've been with her 16 years and never seen her drunk! 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Oh and. @Christmas Tree were booked in here again next year so join us. They need a set of 'Alfred Wainwright didn't walk the lying cunt' mugs Morts as the bairns say. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Wednesday at 16:34 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:34 🎵 May your days be merry aaaand bright.... And may all...your....christ....masses not be shite. 🎶 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20894 Posted Wednesday at 16:40 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:40 9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Morts as the bairns say. Fucking 100% You should be proud anyways. It's all on Italian wine 🤤 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20894 Posted Wednesday at 16:42 Share Posted Wednesday at 16:42 We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile. 4 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35653 Posted Wednesday at 18:16 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:16 4 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Just all decided to book up for Xmas at the lakes next year. Apologies @wykikitoon @Renton @Alex etc I won’t be there so it’s fine by me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Wednesday at 18:17 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:17 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35653 Posted Wednesday at 18:19 Share Posted Wednesday at 18:19 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Morts as the bairns say. Totes morts? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted Wednesday at 18:40 Author Share Posted Wednesday at 18:40 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: 🎵 May your days be merry aaaand bright.... And may all...your....christ....masses not be shite. 🎶 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted Wednesday at 18:58 Author Share Posted Wednesday at 18:58 You know that kind of drunk where you’re still relatively compis mentis but from the thighs down you’re absolutely bladdered? Aye, well… that. Mrs. and I have just attempted to clean up the post dinner detritus and had to stop several times due to pissing ourselves laughing at our inability to function from the waist down. Festive rattle is postponed 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35653 Posted Wednesday at 19:05 Share Posted Wednesday at 19:05 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: You know that kind of drunk where you’re still relatively compis mentis but from the thighs down you’re absolutely bladdered? Aye, well… that. Mrs. and I have just attempted to clean up the post dinner detritus and had to stop several times due to pissing ourselves laughing at our inability to function from the waist down. Festive rattle is postponed Just had a 90 minute snooze and I’m ready to go again 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Wednesday at 19:23 Share Posted Wednesday at 19:23 Me and the missus have finished prosecco bottle two whilst watching a Christmas carol, there's now an interlude for nibbles before resuming drink. I'm fucked, but merrily fucked. I'll suffer tomorrow but hey ho. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoidberg 100 Posted Wednesday at 19:50 Share Posted Wednesday at 19:50 Hope everyone has had as Merry of a Christmas as possible so far! I am the furthest thing from religious haha, but more about spending time with family. My dog was very happy with his new toys, my lady enjoyed her new jewelry, brother enjoyed the signed boxing glove I bought him(Signed by Tommy Morrison), and my Dad especially enjoyed his new pressure washer! My mom just wanted a new microwave haha. Me personally, I got the new 3rd shirt from my brother, along with some other things. Overall, been good so far and about to drink my 5th cup of egg nog! Enjoy the rest of your day all. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14085 Posted Wednesday at 20:00 Share Posted Wednesday at 20:00 Haven’t had a lot to drink today for whatever reason. Saving myself for tomorrow would be the reason I’d give but it’s never stopped me before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5329 Posted Wednesday at 20:11 Share Posted Wednesday at 20:11 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile. Well said that man..! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10019 Posted Wednesday at 20:43 Share Posted Wednesday at 20:43 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: We're a fucking good bunch on here anyways. You lot keep my chin up. Make me laugh, keep my moral compass on track FUCKING TORIES! and just basically make me smile. Christ! How pissed is Wyki, you’re one of those “I love you” drunks aren’t you !!! True what you say though 😉 All the best good bunchers 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33943 Posted Wednesday at 20:59 Share Posted Wednesday at 20:59 In the interlude the drink and tablets wore off. Back on the water and tablets for the rest of the night till I crash out which won't be far off. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20894 Posted Wednesday at 21:44 Share Posted Wednesday at 21:44 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: Christ! How pissed is Wyki, you’re one of those “I love you” drunks aren’t you !!! True what you say though 😉 All the best good bunchers Just done the quiz in the hotel. One guy is arguing with the young lad readinf out the answers 😂 fuck me mate. You win a bottle of wine not fucking millionaire chill out. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31235 Posted Wednesday at 22:41 Share Posted Wednesday at 22:41 Lying her watching Die Hard 3 and thinking of poor Wyki finally realising his fantasy while trying to thumb in a softy to the Dutch bird and regretting the decisions he’s made today. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35653 Posted Wednesday at 23:00 Share Posted Wednesday at 23:00 @PopCrazedYoungsters get BBC4 on and watch TOTP Christmas Hits from the start. @Christmas Tree do the same on Channel 4 for Notting Hill 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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